Friday, March 19, 2010

Filthy Friday - Holiday Photos

Those of you in a hurry for your filth fix should hurriedly scroll down to the third photo.

The rest of you take your time and enjoy.



Mistress MJ tests a cabana boy for ripeness …



She then follows this prudent consumer advice …

Buy from loose fruit rack, so you can smell it and check for no bruising or mould or musty damp. Handle carefully, since ripe fruit spoils easily.



And what do you look for in a cabana boy?

Or when purchasing fruit?

27 comments:

  1. There's always the advice to go for the low-hanging fruit.

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  2. Correct Mr Xl,

    But they should not be covered in too much fur as stray hairs can get caught between ones teeth...

    And I always try to employ firm and jiucy ones... that are willing to please...

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  3. Third!

    One can always remove any fuzz from the fruit before enjoying its firm juiciness.

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  4. Fourth and Hai XL, Princess and Ponita.

    And you too, MJ!

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  5. First I look for the boy and THEN a cabana. There's no sense in getting ahead of ones self.

    Welcome back.

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  6. Avoid the banana with brown spots !

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  7. I like to have a crafty sniff, while I have a gentle squeeze to test ripeness. Sometimes, they can be off and taste horrible. Checking first prevents disappointment.

    I'm so glad it's FF. My week is complete.

    Oh hai xl, ponita, boxer, mr peenee and beast.

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  8. PS. Oh hai princess!

    *waves from between Cabana Boy's legs*

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  9. This is almost tasteful.
    Dammit, I have a hair caught in my teeth now.
    Sx

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  10. this is getting to be like bedtime at the waltons xoxoxox

    Oh Hai Everybody! *waving*

    now, back to the cojones on that one...

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  11. XL: There's always the advice to go for the low-hanging fruit.

    See comment from Princess.

    PRINCESS: Correct Mr Xl,
    But they should not be covered in too much fur as stray hairs can get caught between ones teeth...
    And I always try to employ firm and jiucy ones... that are willing to please...


    Couldn’t you employ the stray hairs as dental floss?

    PONITA: One can always remove any fuzz from the fruit before enjoying its firm juiciness.

    Call Mr. Baldnutz!

    BOXER: Fourth and Hai XL, Princess and Ponita.
    And you too, MJ!


    Haiiiiiiiii.

    MR. PEENEE: First I look for the boy and THEN a cabana. There's no sense in getting ahead of ones self.
    Welcome back.


    I thought I’d finally got some peace and quiet away from you bitches until I spotted you on the beach.

    Photo to follow on Saturday.

    BEAST: Avoid the banana with brown spots !

    We’ve all seen your preference for firm bananas.

    ROSES: I like to have a crafty sniff, while I have a gentle squeeze to test ripeness. Sometimes, they can be off and taste horrible. Checking first prevents disappointment.
    I'm so glad it's FF. My week is complete.
    Oh hai xl, ponita, boxer, mr peenee and beast.
    PS. Oh hai princess!
    *waves from between Cabana Boy's legs*


    Would you agree with The Osmond Brothers sentiment when they sang…

    “One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch girl.”

    SCARLET: This is almost tasteful.
    Dammit, I have a hair caught in my teeth now.


    Thank goodness you’re back, Miss Scarlet.

    I couldn’t bear facing Beast’s bananas on my own here today.

    SAVANNAH: this is getting to be like bedtime at the waltons xoxoxox
    Oh Hai Everybody! *waving*
    now, back to the cojones on that one...


    I was about to question whether or not the Brits will understand your Waltons reference when Roses chimed in …

    ROSES: Night grandpa!

    Don’t get started.

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  12. I was almost impressed with you until pic #3

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  13. HEFF: I was almost impressed with you until pic #3

    If you squint and put nipples on them, they look like tits.

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  14. What a lovely pair of coconuts.

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  15. MICHAEL GUY: What a lovely pair of coconuts.

    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
    Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
    That’s what the showman said!

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  16. And what do you look for in a cabana boy?
    Or when purchasing fruit?


    I employ the same standards once observed when buying slaves. The offerings on the auction block have been so paltry lately they hardly last a week before I toss their scrawny corpses into the snake pit. Though the snakes are happy, the bathing guests are screaming for good ole fashion cabanamites.

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  17. mj, i didn't realize you were such an aesthete.

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  18. AYEM8Y: And what do you look for in a cabana boy?
    Or when purchasing fruit?

    I employ the same standards once observed when buying slaves. The offerings on the auction block have been so paltry lately they hardly last a week before I toss their scrawny corpses into the snake pit. Though the snakes are happy, the bathing guests are screaming for good ole fashion cabanamites.


    Have you tried eBay?

    Or as we like to call it, eBoy?

    NORMADESMOND: mj, i didn't realize you were such an aesthete.

    Oh yes.

    Just ask my aesthetician.

    You’re soaking in it right now!

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  19. "And what do you look for in a cabana boy?" My diamonds if he's been left alone in the boudoir for too long.

    "Or when purchasing fruit?" I don't need to pay for fruit anymore. Well, unless SP's feeling particularly spiteful.

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  20. IVD: "And what do you look for in a cabana boy?" My diamonds if he's been left alone in the boudoir for too long.

    "Or when purchasing fruit?" I don't need to pay for fruit anymore. Well, unless SP's feeling particularly spiteful.


    It’s a good thing you held on to that inflatable husband from your bachelor days.

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  21. Its a cow and they are udders... you silly moo!

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  22. MUTLEY: Its a cow and they are udders... you silly moo!

    I’ve been off the farm too long.

    Are you sure it isn’t Geoffrey the midget push-me pull-you?

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  23. Welcome back!

    I see you went for room with the ocean view!

    I look for a cabana boy who can fetch drinks real quick from the poolside bar! And the only fruit I'm looking for is the one that comes inside my drink!

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  24. Welcome back MJ. How delightfully picturesque.

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  25. EROS: I don't want anyone coming inside my drink.

    MITZI: Isn't it just?

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