Thursday, March 18, 2010

A Broad Abroad

Still on vacation.


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Give me one good reason why Mistress MJ should return.

41 comments:

  1. Is that all I am to you is a purveyor of FILTH?

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  2. Dear Mistress,

    Chez Infomaniac just Is Not the same without you. Besides I'm sick of wading through Knee Deep youghurt!

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  3. Why do you think they invented hip waders?

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  4. Oh there you Are Mr XL,
    I'm still waiting for you to dance with me...

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  5. I do hope yourare enjoying your Holiday Mistress.
    My camera is at the ready for your anticipated return...

    Tho I have had to recharge the batteries twice while you have beena way

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  6. YES!



    @ Princess: White tie.

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  7. Are you two on the dance floor together?

    Just WHAT the HELL has been going on here in my absence?

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  8. Yes.


    We're like a Cub Scout troupe without our Den Mother.

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  9. JASON: Jameson.

    I’ve been told my local liquor emporium is having a dollar-off sale on the stuff.

    See you in line.

    XL: Yes.

    We're like a Cub Scout troupe without our Den Mother.


    Let mummy kiss it better.

    And don’t sulk like that or I won't give you your Pillow Fluffing badge.

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  10. Becase you just can't live without me

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  11. ..... Slave Damien kneels in front of his Mistress and looks up with doe sad eyes...........



    "Please come back - your slave misses you :( "

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  12. This is so hard for me to say ...but I miss you.
    There I said it.

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  13. At the risk of sounding like I'm sucking up:

    I miss you ever so much. It's just not the same without you.

    There, I said it.

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  14. The interwebs seem too clean without you

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  15. Oh Mistress MJ, you've got to come back. The houseboys are running riot!

    It's horrible. They're spending all day in each other's beds and all night drinking and dancing to Kylie Minogue! And singing "Ding Dong the bitch is on hols"!

    I can see five five of them now in the Infomaniac Pool, they're fonding and licking and...

    ...Um. The houseboys send their regards and everything's fine, nothing happening here at all, quite boring really. So why don't you stay out there as LONG as you like.

    Enjoy yourself, you deserve it. We're thinking of you.

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  16. Because Heff just can't get enough homosexual cock-sucking pictures on Friday ??

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  17. SAVANNAH: you've been gone?

    *feigns amused look*

    CYBERPOOF: Becase you just can't live without me
    Because too


    *feigns amused look again*

    You can’t live without the key to my liquor cabinet.

    Yes, we know about the Moët.

    DAMIEN: ..... Slave Damien kneels in front of his Mistress and looks up with doe sad eyes...........
    "Please come back - your slave misses you :( "


    Has slave Damien posted those nudie pics of himself that he promised us?

    Oh, and a belated happy birthday to you.

    I raised a glass and swirled the contents counterclockwise in your honour.

    KAZ: This is so hard for me to say ...but I miss you.
    There I said it.


    I once had to say that to Beast.

    It nearly killed me.

    Where is that stinky old tosser anyway?

    ROSES: At the risk of sounding like I'm sucking up:
    I miss you ever so much. It's just not the same without you.
    There, I said it.


    Sucking up is encouraged.

    You shall get your reward and soon.

    LULU: The interwebs seem too clean without you

    One trip to Beast’s filthy lair should clear up that little problem.

    Did you know that Beast hasn’t done a load of laundry all year?

    But then it’s only March, isn’t it?

    KAPI: Oh Mistress MJ, you've got to come back. The houseboys are running riot!
    It's horrible. They're spending all day in each other's beds and all night drinking and dancing to Kylie Minogue! And singing "Ding Dong the bitch is on hols"!
    I can see five five of them now in the Infomaniac Pool, they're fonding and licking and...
    ...Um. The houseboys send their regards and everything's fine, nothing happening here at all, quite boring really. So why don't you stay out there as LONG as you like.
    Enjoy yourself, you deserve it. We're thinking of you.


    That’s CyberPete dancing to Kylie Minogue.

    Looks like one of the houseboys is busy inflating his raft.

    HEFF: Because Heff just can't get enough homosexual cock-sucking pictures on Friday ??

    Heff is a slut.

    No matter which side his buns are buttered on.

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  18. Because ‘Cricket’ sooner or later your passport will expire and you’ll have to return to the squalor of Infomaniac Mansion. Where the houseboys have been trying on Mistresses jewelry and furs and lounging naked in the velvet room having spooge parties.

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  19. AYEM8Y: Because ‘Cricket’ sooner or later your passport will expire and you’ll have to return to the squalor of Infomaniac Mansion. Where the houseboys have been trying on Mistresses jewelry and furs and lounging naked in the velvet room having spooge parties.

    Funny you should mention the word “Cricket” as Mistress MJ dreamed last night that she was in an old “painted lady” in San Francisco and there were crickets on the stairway.

    And loads of homosexuals inside the house.

    And just like you said, they were “lounging naked”.

    Have you taken over my subconscious?

    Or am I dreaming about my return to Infomaniac?

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  20. Give me one good reason why Mistress MJ should return.

    to clean the bit of lint off the tip of robert conrad's member?

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  21. NORMADESMOND: Give me one good reason why Mistress MJ should return.

    to clean the bit of lint off the tip of robert conrad's member?


    Isn’t that your job, Ms. Desmond?

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ’s “beach butler” has arrived with a fruity girlie drink and a parasol.

    It’s time for a nap, followed by a massage, followed by another cocktail and perhaps another nap.

    Mistress MJ will return later today to see if there are any legitimate reasons (other than requests for filth) why she should return.

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  22. You should return so you don't miss my Tin Foil Hat compo. It just won't be the same without you cackling and bitching about the entries.

    Of which I haven't had any, yet. C'mon people. Get making those hats and emailing me the pics - You could win a prize!

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  23. Thombeau returned. And, after a crazed three week food frenzy in Sydney, La Diva has returned. You must too, darling. We need you. There, I've said it. x

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  24. You must come back the doctor said my acerbic count was low!

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  25. Oh yes, oh yes. The combination of Moet & Chardon and Kylie... It's been a blast!

    Why don't you vacation more often?

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  26. because the MITM's flight was cancelled and he won't be home tomorrow and probably not until sunday and i NEED all my cyber pals to hold my hand and give me massive amounts of liquor and keep me company! xoxoxox

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  27. IVD: You should return so you don't miss my Tin Foil Hat compo. It just won't be the same without you cackling and bitching about the entries.
    Of which I haven't had any, yet. C'mon people. Get making those hats and emailing me the pics - You could win a prize!


    I must get home right away to photograph my tinfoil hat.

    Since there are no other entries so far, I declare Mistress MJ the winner.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Thombeau returned. And, after a crazed three week food frenzy in Sydney, La Diva has returned. You must too, darling. We need you. There, I've said it.

    Thombeau, La Diva and Mistress MJ …

    It has the ring of the holy trinity about it.

    Either that or the Three Stooges.

    FELIX: You must come back the doctor said my acerbic count was low!

    Take two tarts and call me in the morning.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh yes, oh yes. The combination of Moet & Chardon and Kylie... It's been a blast!
    Why don't you vacation more often?


    Why don’t you bend over so I can leave my footprint on your ample arse?

    SAVANNAH: because the MITM's flight was cancelled and he won't be home tomorrow and probably not until sunday and i NEED all my cyber pals to hold my hand and give me massive amounts of liquor and keep me company!

    I’d say help yourself to my liquor cabinet but CyberPete got there first.

    MANUEL: my ass....reason enough

    Manuel’s arse … all the reason I need.

    Ta, mucker.

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  28. Because my life will not be complete until you are back.

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  29. Sorry to dissapoint Dear Mistress,
    But I Princess declair Myself the winner As I have just whizzed off two fabulous photos of my tin hat for Mr De Vice, So you better hurry with your re entry and get cracking...then we will really have a competition on our heads!

    Oh Hi Savannah, the Houseboys are still serving at the "Palais" so please make yourself at home and drown your sorrows there for a time XOXOXO

    That is If Pete hasn't beaten you to them!

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  30. MICHAEL RIVERS: Because my life will not be complete until you are back.

    And the Oscar for best dramatic performance goes to …

    Michael Rivers!

    PRINCESS: Sorry to dissapoint Dear Mistress,
    But I Princess declair Myself the winner As I have just whizzed off two fabulous photos of my tin hat for Mr De Vice, So you better hurry with your re entry and get cracking...then we will really have a competition on our heads!
    Oh Hi Savannah, the Houseboys are still serving at the "Palais" so please make yourself at home and drown your sorrows there for a time XOXOXO
    That is If Pete hasn't beaten you to them!


    Tin foil bitch fight!

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  31. MAGO: I miss your feed.

    *dangles shoe provocatively*

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  32. Someone’s a frisky Franconian today!

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  33. I am tired beyond, a little drunk, and yes I'd like to play with you, but excuse me now, I have to collapse.

    I am very glad to see you back. I am sure your marvellous fine feet need a little makeover in the coming days.

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