But this week’s Filthy Friday submission comes to us from Australia’s Princess …
A reminder that our next exciting contest here on Infomaniac begins tomorrow!
Visit us on Saturday, March 27th for details and your chance to win.
Mistress MJ will attempt to catch up with visiting your blogs in the next couple of days.
In the meantime, you’re probably wondering how IVD’s Tin Foil Hat Competition is going.
So head on over to IVD’s blog to see the Tin Foil Hat Gallery.
You’ll see entries from Mistress MJ, Princess, Eroswings, CyberPete and XL.
Vote for your favourite chapeau!
Surely that's no man! It's a lady and her gynecologist!
ReplyDelete2nd!
ReplyDeleteI came back with my glasses.
ReplyDeleteNope. I see nothing.
3rd. Must be Aussie, one's "down under!"
ReplyDeleteI'd nver really considered the vast disparity paradigm... And I think I preferred it that way. And if they're australian I don't reognise them!
ReplyDeleteOMG! I'm taking my glasses *off* so I don't have to even look at that thing! Ew!
ReplyDeleteThat must be on the coast - beached whales don't make it very far inland...
Hmm this is upsetting. Princess should know better than to submit these kinds of things to you.
ReplyDeleteWhen will the photos I submitted make an appearance?
Its a willy catcher at work, a most secret bush trick to find an Aussie man's penis as next to the Southern English the Australian has the smallest cock in the world, nothing to be ashamed of as its what you say you do with it that counts.
ReplyDelete*goes to find magnifying glass*
ReplyDeleteNot so much Filthy Friday as find the weenie.
Thaarrr she blows!!
ReplyDeleteAustralians do like to keep their goods well hidden, unfortunately not well enough!
I can not believe these two "gentlemen" - and I use the term loosely - can possibly be countrymen of mine - and Princess is SO getting bitchslapped for sending this.
ReplyDeleteOy frickin vey..........
Hi All :)
Ew.
ReplyDeleteBut: Bwah hah hah haa! @ Ponita's beached whale comment!
Damien Darling,
ReplyDeleteI'm waiting.....
my dear, that hand on the hip...or where a hip might be.....
ReplyDeleteEROS: Surely that's no man! It's a lady and her gynecologist!
ReplyDeleteShouldn’t that doctor be wearing gloves?
I’d be wary of cross-contamination.
BOXER: I came back with my glasses.
Nope. I see nothing.
Clicking to make it bigger doesn’t help in this case either.
XL: 3rd. Must be Aussie, one's "down under!"
“Men at work”….ha!
ELLIE: I'd nver really considered the vast disparity paradigm... And I think I preferred it that way. And if they're australian I don't reognise them!
It’s still early morning here in Canuckistan.
Mistress MJ needs her caffeine fix before she can wrap her head around “disparity paradigm.”
PONITA: OMG! I'm taking my glasses *off* so I don't have to even look at that thing! Ew!
That must be on the coast - beached whales don't make it very far inland...
Obviously you have no appreciation of plus-sized models.
Not everyone wants to be a size zero, you know.
CYBERPOOF: Hmm this is upsetting. Princess should know better than to submit these kinds of things to you.
When will the photos I submitted make an appearance?
We’ve binned your photos.
Although we might post your lame attempt at a tin foil hat.
KNUDSEN: Its a willy catcher at work, a most secret bush trick to find an Aussie man's penis as next to the Southern English the Australian has the smallest cock in the world, nothing to be ashamed of as its what you say you do with it that counts.
Have you seen my secret bush trick with ping pong balls?
ROSES: *goes to find magnifying glass*
Not so much Filthy Friday as find the weenie.
Where’s Willy?
PRINCESS & DAMIEN: Let the bitchfight begin!
IVD: Ew.
But: Bwah hah hah haa! @ Ponita's beached whale comment!
Shouldn’t you be back at the castle, judging the Tin Foil Hat compo?
NORMADESMOND: my dear, that hand on the hip...or where a hip might be.....
Don’t you just love the attitude?
I’m half expecting a neck-roll and a finger-snap next!
Good Lord. Is NOTHING SACRED ?!?!?
ReplyDeleteIt all looks bizarrely British....
ReplyDeleteBet he's wearing shiny brogues and odd socks.
Sx
Fuck, it's Friday! Forgot.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he could even find the weenie in all that bulge.
ReplyDeleteWOW. I can see posting older peoples in the nude as long as they have a half decent looking body. But these blubbery whale shots are just open to ridicule.
ReplyDeleteHEFF: Good Lord. Is NOTHING SACRED ?!?!?
ReplyDeleteWe know you would prefer to see ripe tomatoes but Infomaniac is not a gardening blog.
SCARLET: It all looks bizarrely British....
Bet he's wearing shiny brogues and odd socks.
It could have been worse.
In a word … sock garters.
JILL: Fuck, it's Friday! Forgot.
What a lovely use of alliteration.
RANDOM: I'm surprised he could even find the weenie in all that bulge.
Nothing will stop the Weenie Hunter.
RICHARD: WOW. I can see posting older peoples in the nude as long as they have a half decent looking body. But these blubbery whale shots are just open to ridicule.
Infomaniac is proud to fill the niche for those left behind on the catwalk.
This is a still-shot from the movie Scared Straight! which was produced by a faith based initiative film corporation..
ReplyDeletemore of a tax slush fund really.
Anyway, it was created for young lads in Church Youth Groups who are still "sittin' on the fence tryin' to dee-cide whether or not to be hummersexual".
The central plot of the movie involved "a reglar charlie-church type feller who listens to Satan (Kirk whatizface from Facts Of Life) and ends up bein' a crack smokin' bareback mountaineer."
The elders "reckoned that they'd be scared straight if they saw the realtee of beyun hummersexual. Hell, it ain't like them thar glamruss Hollywood bullcrap movies."
There was some controversy about having a well-known televangelist (pictured here with a local volunteer fluffer) play the lead character, Sheriff Feltch "Hog" Swaller.
High "praise" was given for his selfless dedication began to spread after reviewers were shocked at the unbelievable authenticity of the "you know..stuff they did".
Amazing for a Good Ole Boy Preracher whose been married to the same cousin for 32 years and has 17 children...
and a reality show in the works!
His dedication to the craft was cited for the unusual number of takes for each of the "you-know" scenes, which unfortunately pushed back the release date several times.
DONN: Was this a sequel to “Inbred Redneck Alien Abduction”?
ReplyDeleteThe man is lucky, having a huge penis can be a burden to shoulder, yes I can reach my shoulder with it.
ReplyDeleteKNUDSEN: Put that thing on a leash.
ReplyDeleteAnd get a licence for it while you’re at it.
Don't get fresh with me old lady!
ReplyDeleteOld Knudsen wrote:
ReplyDeleteThe man is lucky, having a huge penis can be a burden to shoulder, yes I can reach my shoulder with it.
Ah yes, and when are they planning to reattach your shoulder, Mr Knudsen?
It can't have been nice, having your shoulder amputated (but your arm left intact) in a freak accident involving...what was it again?
Oh yes, a beached whale. During your holiday in Austalia.
Harold Bishop has let himself go a bit erm... alot since leaving Ramsey Street.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: Don't get fresh with me old lady!
ReplyDelete*sits on CyberPete’s tin foil hat*
KAPI: Old Knudsen wrote:
The man is lucky, having a huge penis can be a burden to shoulder, yes I can reach my shoulder with it.
Ah yes, and when are they planning to reattach your shoulder, Mr Knudsen?
It can't have been nice, having your shoulder amputated (but your arm left intact) in a freak accident involving...what was it again?
Oh yes, a beached whale. During your holiday in Austalia.
Don’t forget that Knudsen lost a leg to the *Great White Panda* of the Pennines.
MITZI: Harold Bishop has let himself go a bit erm... alot since leaving Ramsey Street.
Goodness me, you’re right!