Need We Remind You Again?

The deadline for the How Not To Decorate Competition is Friday, April 2nd.



HOW TO PLAY: Send us a photo of the most ghastly item of décor in your house. You’ll find the email address in my Blogger Profile.

Tell us a little about the item…what it is, where you got it, why you haven’t binned it by now, etc.

DEADLINE: Friday, April 2nd.

VOTING: We’ll post all your gawdawful photos on Monday, April 5th.

Voting takes place on Monday, April 5th and continues on Tuesday, April 6th.

You’ll tell us, in the comments section, which item is the most hideous.

The owner of the fugliest item wins a prize.

ANNOUNCEMENT OF WINNER: Later that week.


Bonus: A peek into Beast's bedroom, complete with too much SpongeBob paraphernalia ...

Reminders

Reminder #1:


It’s Anonymous Boxer’s birthday (yay!) so leave your birthday greetings here or visit her blog.

Reminder #2:

The deadline for the How Not To Decorate Competition is Friday.

I SAID FRIDAY, YOU LAZY BITCHES!




Note: Mistress MJ is busy and can’t get ‘round to visit everyone this week. Deal with it. Just get your damn décor photos in on time.

How Not To Decorate Competition

Grab your cameras.

Infomaniac is holding a How Not To Decorate Competition!



It’s been almost two years since our last How Not To Decorate contest so it’s high time you hauled out your fugliest furnishings, appalling accessories and deformed decorations.

No matter how tastefully decorated your home may appear, we know that all of you have a hideously ugly item of décor on display. Or something so tasteless it’s not even fit for re-gifting.

See if you can do one better than our previous prize winner …


Dora's panther painting


HOW TO PLAY: Send us a photo of the most ghastly item of décor in your house. You’ll find the email address in my Blogger Profile.

Tell us a little about the item…what it is, where you got it, why you haven’t binned it by now, etc.

DEADLINE: Friday, April 2nd.

VOTING: We’ll post all your gawdawful photos on Monday, April 5th.

Voting takes place on Monday, April 5th and continues on Tuesday, April 6th.

You’ll tell us, in the comments section, which item is the most hideous.

The owner of the fugliest item wins a prize.

ANNOUNCEMENT OF WINNER: Later that week.

Send us your garish, your gaudy, your ostentatiously ornate.

You’ve got all week you lazy bitches, so go on. Get to it.


This charming musical plaque once hung in Mistress MJ’s entry way. No one but Mistress MJ found it amusing. And all of YOU can shut up about it too.

Filthy Friday – Down Under Edition

We can’t confirm if the gentlemen pictured are actual Aussies nor if the photo was snapped in Australia.

But this week’s Filthy Friday submission comes to us from Australia’s Princess …



A reminder that our next exciting contest here on Infomaniac begins tomorrow!

Visit us on Saturday, March 27th for details and your chance to win.

Mistress MJ will attempt to catch up with visiting your blogs in the next couple of days.

In the meantime, you’re probably wondering how IVD’s Tin Foil Hat Competition is going.

So head on over to IVD’s blog to see the Tin Foil Hat Gallery.

You’ll see entries from Mistress MJ, Princess, Eroswings, CyberPete and XL.

Vote for your favourite chapeau!

Do Not Disturb

It’s the morning after the night before ...


[via TJB at Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist]


And Mistress MJ has taken to her boudoir chaise with her Gal Pal …



See to it that the place is clean and tidy by the time Mistress MJ awakens.

She doesn’t want to find Roses engaged in lewd behaviour with Robert Downey Jr. and a Slinky …




Nor does she want to find mysterious fluids or stains on the furniture.

It’s time to put your pants back on and go home …


[via]


Thanking you in advance for your cooperation.

Infomaniac Love-In Anniversary Party

It’s Infomaniac’s FOURTH anniversary and we’re staging a love-in!



Join us as we get groovy.


Grab and grope … the Infomaniac way!


[via]


Everybody DANCE now!



Drink up, bitches!

And thanks to all of you for a fab four years!!!



Note: This party will last all day Tuesday AND Wednesday so pace yourselves, bitches.

Keep Your Pants On

We know you're excited about the party coming up here on Infomaniac on Tuesday.



But could you try to keep your pants on until then?

Happy Birthday, IVD!

Happy birthday to our favourite hot tub homo, Inexplicable DeVice …


(click to biggify the homo in the hot tub)

But let us ask you this, IVD …

Since you have multiple personalities, does that mean that each one of your personalities gets a birthday pressie?

Everyone join us in wishing IVD a very happy fortieth birthday.

*notes that IVD has been age 34 in his Blogger Profile for the past few years*

Finally, I would just like to say that Mistress MJ is extraordinarily fond of IVD. We go way back … four years is, after all, a long time in the blogging world.

And we shall remain friends as long as Mistress MJ wins IVD's Tinfoil Hat competition.

Note: IVD has extended the deadline on his Tinfoil Hat competition to midnight on Wednesday, 24th March (GMT). However, there is no point entering the contest as Mistress MJ’s tinfoil hat is assured to win first prize.

Open Sunday

[via Jason’s Golden Fleecing]

It’s time for Mistress MJ to catch up on what’s been going on in your lives since the day she jetted off to Whereversville.

We’ve popped ‘round to many of your blogs but couldn’t possibly read every entry.

So tell us what you’ve been up to in the last couple of weeks.

Well?

Coming Attractions

As you can see, Mistress MJ is still in vacation mode and needs another day to unwind…



She won’t be responding to your quirky comments today (well, maybe a little) nor visiting your blogs (well, maybe just a few).

Instead, we present a run-down on what to expect in the days to come here on Infomaniac.

Sunday, March 21: Catching up with Infomaniac’s bitches.

Monday, March 22: Celebrate a long-time Infomaniac bitch’s birthday.

Tuesday, March 23: A party…possibly lasting a few days.

Saturday, March 27: An exciting contest! Have your cameras ready!

Oh, and before we return to our beach chaise, we have one more holiday photo to share with you.

Try as I may to get away from you bitches, it really is a small world.

Look who I spotted on the beach…it’s Mr. Peenee and his identical twin! …


A Tale of Two Peenees

One more thing …

If you’re feeling particularly arts-and-craftsy today, head on over to IVD’s place where he’s holding a tin foil hat contest.

On second thought, there’s no point, really, as Mistress MJ is going to take first place with her Prizewinning Tinfoil Hat (not yet pictured but wait 'til you see it).

Filthy Friday - Holiday Photos

Those of you in a hurry for your filth fix should hurriedly scroll down to the third photo.

The rest of you take your time and enjoy.



Mistress MJ tests a cabana boy for ripeness …



She then follows this prudent consumer advice …

Buy from loose fruit rack, so you can smell it and check for no bruising or mould or musty damp. Handle carefully, since ripe fruit spoils easily.



And what do you look for in a cabana boy?

Or when purchasing fruit?

A Broad Abroad

Still on vacation.


[via]

Give me one good reason why Mistress MJ should return.

Adios, Bitches!

Mistress MJ is on hols.



She will not be responding to your comments, email messages, texts, tweets, twats, telegrams, telegraphs, telephone calls, talking drums, pokes, prods, pages, Pony Express, memos, Morse code, mooning, sign language, smoke signals, sky writing, semaphores, satellite beams, spreadsheets, strip-a-grams, Dictaphone transcriptions, homing pigeons, ham radio broadcasts, GPS tracking devices, faxes, FedExes, CB Radio calls, walkie-talkie transmissions, billboard signs or emergency broadcast system announcements.

If this had been an actual emergency, visit one of the many fine bitches in our Blogroll for an instant blogging fix.

Infomaniac will be hosting an exciting competition when Mistress MJ returns.

Have your cameras ready!

Filthy Friday – Self-Esteem Edition

Do you have this much self-confidence when you look at yourself nekkid in the mirror?...


(click to enhance confidence)

Mug Shots Winner!

The winner of the most hideous mug in our Mug Shots Competition is …

AYEM8Y (aka Mean Dirty Pirate)!



Ayem8y’s hideous clown mug scored an astounding 10 votes!

Runners-up are:

kabuki: 3 votes
Kelly Red: 3 votes
Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) : 2 votes
Mitzi’s mug#1: 2 votes
Mitzi’s mug#2: 1 votes
Chris: 1 vote
Eroswings’ mug#2: 1 vote
Eroswings’ mug#3: 1 vote
Felix’s mug#2: 1 vote
Beast: 1 vote
Boxer: 1 vote

19 of you bitches submitted a total of 25 mugs!

We briefly considered sending all your mugs to the contest winner but instead AYEM8Y is going home with these fabulous “Why Limit Happy To An Hour?” cocktail napkins!…



Congratulations, AYEM8Y!

And thanks so much to all you bitches who rummaged about to find us the worst of your crockery.

Who knew there was so much fugliness lurking in your kitchen cupboards?

There are still, however, some unanswered questions from yesterday’s comments as follows:

What kind of pills are those Manuel is mixing with his tea?

Wondering if Mr Peenee and Beast bought their Liz mugs at the same store?

I'm surprised there are no Charles & Diana mugs. Were they all thrown to the ground in disgust when he got it on with Horse-Face?

Didn't the Vikings drink from the skulls of their dead enemies?

Boxer's mug has me worried. What kind of a crittur is that?

Why have Geoff and Betty this piece of red meat with the rotten green tip on the fridge door?

Feel free to put in your 2 cents worth if you know the answers.



We couldn’t help but notice that a few of you actually covet other bitches’ mugs …

Michael Guy said, “I'm seriously jealous of that FELIX/HALSTON mug.”
Note to Michael: Maybe Felix will give it to you … for $31!

Heff said, “I MUST HAVE Chris's mug.”

IVD said, “* gazes adoringly at Princess's "Prince Albert" teacup, saucer & plate*”

Jason said, “I want at least half of them...that Betty Ford one please!”


Well, that’s it for now, folks.

Keep your cameras at hand because we’ll be having another exciting contest later this month!

Mug Shots – Vote Now!

Voting day is HERE, bitches!

Choose whichever mug you think is more hideous than these mugs given to me by Yorkshire’s Favourite Poofs, Tazzy and Piggy …



You can vote for only ONE mug.

Do NOT vote for your own mug.

Some readers have more than one mug entered in the competition. So if you’re voting for someone who has multiple entries, be sure to indicate which of their mugs gets your vote.

Mistress MJ has resisted writing snarky descriptions of each mug, leaving it up to you to critique. And we know you will.

We encourage you to tell us the story behind your mug.

Are you ready?

Infomaniac presents your MUG SHOTS!


AYEM8Y's MUG:




MANUEL's MUG:




INEXPLICABLE DEVICE (IVD's) MUG:




ANONYMOUS BOXER's MUG:




KELLY RED's MUG (pictured from both sides):





MR.PEENEE's MUG:




PRINCESS's MUG #1:



PRINCESS's MUGS#2:




BEAST's MUGS:




GEOFF & BETTY's MUGS:


(click to enlarge)


KABUKI's MUG:




FELIX's MUG #1:




FELIX's MUG #2:




FELIX's MUG #3:




FELIX's MUG #4:




KAZ's MUG:



LEAH's MUG:


(click to enlarge)


MITZI's MUG#1:




MITZI's MUG #2:




NORMADESMOND's MUG:




MICHAEL GUY's MUG:




EROSWINGS' MUG #1:




EROSWINGS' MUG #2:




EROSWINGS' MUG #3:




CHRIS's MUG:



This post will be up all day Tuesday and Wednesday so take your time and consider each mug carefully before you make your choice.

The winner will be announced in Thursday's post.

Enjoy the hideousity, bitches!