Friday, January 02, 2009

Filthy Friday – New Year Edition

Many of you are familiar with the popular symbol of New Year’s Eve celebrations: Baby New Year clad in a sash or diaper…




In keeping with tradition, Infomaniac offers our version of Baby New Year…


Yes, clicking makes it bigger!


And speaking of New Year’s babies, here’s our first birthday of the year…

All the way from Bridport, England…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. MUTLEY!



Mutley has been an Infomaniac Bitch since 2006!

For those of you who’d like to know more about the man behind the mutt, read Infomaniac Interviews Mutley the Dog.

And welcome to the new year…Infomaniac style.

56 comments:

  1. Whoo hoo! What a way to start the New Year!

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  2. Okay, that photo of the masochistic baby is...ummmm...well, I don't have the words.

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  3. RANDOM: Okay, okay, you're number one.

    Now put a cork in it.

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  4. Uh, why does that "baby" have red clown lips?


    Happy Birthday Mutley!

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  5. Oooo...adorablest...what a sweet poopoo smell...

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  6. XL: Why do pit bulls wear lipstick?

    LEAH: Get used to the smell if you're planning an addition to your family.

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  7. Must be a problem child. That would explain the straps and fixes.
    And happy B-day Mr. Mutley.

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  8. only men want to wear diapers. Why is that?

    Happy Filthy Friday 2009!

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  9. That's why you hired the houseboys--for diaper dooty!

    Happy Birthday, Mutley!!!

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  10. MAGO: You’re trying to make me say you’re a naughty boy, aren’t you?

    BOXER: So they can drink a case of beer and watch The Big Game without missing a touchdown.

    EROS: Doody dooty.

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  11. Oh my , First filthy Friday of 2009.Are you growing the next crop of houseboys from scratch now ??
    I do hope your breast feeding them.

    Happy Birthday Mr Mutley !

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  12. Happy New Year Mistress MJ

    Happy Birthday Mr. Mutley

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  13. Thats disgusting, what a dirty little beach.

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  14. i sea Knudsen is making waves as usual...........

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  15. Happiest of birthdays mutley!!!!

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  16. I suspect he has a wanking problem, with his mittens so.

    *birthday kisses* for the cute dog

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  17. I can't even bear to think about that picture - so I'll just wish Mutley a Happy Birthday and go home.

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  18. Happy Birthday Mutts!!!

    Ah, it's Friday then...
    Sx

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  19. BEAST: Mistress MJ is like the she-wolf of Romulus and Remus fame.

    *offers a spare teat*

    KOOKABURRA: Thank you. Your new year arrived almost a full day ahead of mine!

    KNUDSEN: That reminds me…How are you fixed for Depends?

    TONY: And depositing sediment wherever he goes.

    DAISY: And what about me?

    What am I? Chopped liver?

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  20. CARNALIS: Perhaps Miss Carnalis has a solution?

    KAZ: Mr. Mutley is not all that hideous.

    FROBI: I’m certain those are the most kisses Mr. Mutley’s received all year.

    GINRO: The new year Ginro is oddly quiet.

    Hangover?

    SCARLET: Fridays are special here, aren’t they?

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  22. Birthday wishes to Mutley!

    Best in 2009 to everyone!

    WTF is with that big baby? Must have crabs or something, mitts on to prevent uncontrolled scratching... ewwww.

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  23. happy birthday, mr. mutley! xoxxo

    (drop on over, we have cake left from my party!)

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  24. PONITA: Proper mittens are attached with a string though, aren't they?

    Like BEAST's mittens.

    SAVANNAH: Did someone say CAKE?

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  25. oh my MJ never chopped liver...you are clearly a fine steak marinated in fine wine my dear!

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  26. Yes, proper mittens have a strong string... and if someone pulls on one, you will slap yourself in the head with the other! And they have thumbs, of course....

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  27. DAISY: So you’re saying I’m a whining piece of meat?

    *flounces off*

    PONITA: proper mittens have a strong string... and if someone pulls on one, you will slap yourself in the head with the other!

    Proof that a Canadian winter is fraught with dangers.

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  28. Beast needs the mittens to stop him from playing with his banana...
    Sx

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  29. no mj...i was saying you are such a fine piece of meat you need to be plied with an equally fine wine...

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  30. I'd stop right there Daisy, that hole you're digging is getting deeper, lol.

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  31. if thats any indication of the year to be, i resign. just flat fucking RESIGN. done.

    pome for mutttlie dorg

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUTTLEY
    FAVORITE MUTTLEY DOG O MINE
    MAPPY MIRFDAY MUTTLEY
    YOU ARE SO FINE
    (AND NOTHING LIKE DEVINE)
    GET ALL MESSED UP AND SWING FROM A VINE
    LOOK IN A MIRROR AND SAY
    'DAMN, BITCH, YOU FINE!'
    MUTTLEY MOG OF MINE
    AND DONT RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE INTO
    AN OPEN PIT MINE

    xxooooFN!!!

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  32. so wait, whats been happening? a birthday? happy birthday mutley!

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  33. I simply cannot get past the bondage crib. That must be a really BAD baby. What would happen if Danger Baby was unleashed, I wonder?

    Yes, these are the thoughts that trouble me on these long winter days....

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  34. Where has the old bat gone ???

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  35. .....OH NO OH MY GOD DANGER BABY HAS TAKEN MJ!!!!!!!

    OH NOES NOT DANGER BABY!!!!!UNHAND THAT WHISKEY-SCENTED PORNONATRIX YOU FIEND!!! DANGER BABY IS LOOSE!

    *runs in circles panicking*

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  36. Chopped liver whiskey whiffed? Liver flambee? A piece of titty skin? MJ smoldering?

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  37. Did you tell us you wouldn't be with us?
    I thought I was paying attention.

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  38. No better way to start the New Year than lying in a nappy filled with your own stale poo.

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  39. That's one disgusting baby.

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  40. Kaz I think she has just buggered off without telling us.
    Feckless Baggage

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  41. "Woke up this morning and the Mistress was gone" - an old blues tune the lumberjacks howl in deep winter ...

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  42. Where is rude Sunday post???
    Come back MJ.
    Sx

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  43. Happy New Year, MJ! I trust 2009 will be just as filthy & depraved as 2008?

    And a belated happy birthday to Mutley.

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  44. Has anyone else noticed that Mutley has been absent of late as well? Mutley and MJ? Perhaps they've absconded together and are as we speak/blog tying the knot at Gretna Green like a pair of excited teenagers. Coincidence? Or something else? *dun dun dunnn*

    The only other possibility I want to consider is that MJ's PC has broken.

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  45. my eyes.........my beautiful eyes..........they burn!!!

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  46. She finally fell prey to the houseboys, forgot her whip ... she's already sold and shipped to Arabia to become a precious sensation in the garden of joy.

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  47. shes run off knowing that i will be in the mother land anyday now...

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  48. BITCHES: Mistress MJ was whisked away for the weekend.

    Do NOT try reading anything into that.

    And would you mind shutting the fuck up for five minutes as I have a very long post for Monday to complete and get to you asap.

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  49. Mutley is awesome! Is it really his birthday..what a guy.
    That is good news for modern man.

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  50. Thanks for that darling. Sorry I have not been by till now, my year started with a lot of work, being broke and whatnot. You are a great great blogger. More power to your elbow in 2009!

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  51. MUTLEY: My elbow is presently propped in readiness for a Guinness.

    Here's to a Happy New Year!

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