You may thank Beast, who provided this link to Le Pamplemousse.
Pamplemousse, for those not versed in the art of love, is French for grapefruit. We think you’ll make the connection by viewing this photo…
Coincidentally, grapefruit is one of many fruits that Beast enjoys inserting up his backside but that’s another story and one you’re all too familiar with.
So for those of you looking for your Filthy Friday fix, if this description of Le Pamplemousse gets your blood tingling…
Le Pamplemousse has developed a permanently pumped basket and enjoys showing it off in creative ways. He's an expert at pumping both cock and balls, shaping his foreskin and his sac into perfect pumper forms. As a muscle bear, he goes for the gusto of heavy duty pumping !
…then click here to see more.
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ReplyDelete*flees the grapefruit*
"And we just want to ... [clap] Pump ... you up!"
ReplyDeleteHans & Franz
LEAH: The grapefruit knows where you live.
ReplyDeleteWhere is your nimbus NOW?
XL: Hans und Franz are zee girlie men.
dammit, dammit, dammit...i fell asleep! and now i'm 4th xoxo
ReplyDeleteI bet when that grapefruit rots and falls off, he won't be so glad he pumped it up!
ReplyDeleteOne LITER of Saline?
ReplyDeleteJessas ...
SAVANNAH: Try to keep up, would you?
ReplyDeletePONITA: Maybe he has a spare.
MAGO: Is that the equivalent of one litre of grapefruit juice?
One liter is one liter ... these enormous balls, or better this huge sack ... and he really pumps in one liter of fluid! De gustibus ... all that shit must HURT! Holy crap, the balls are sensitive, it's not just a foot-ball to kick and laugh!
ReplyDeleteUahh! Mistress, you got me by the balls this time ...
By the way ... is this coming from your box packing?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA what a maroon.
ReplyDeletePoor Monsieur Pummel-his-hoose..
seriously, what is the point of inflating your sac? Who the hell wants a BIG SAC? Your weenis I get, whatever, but your marble bag?
Some night around 3 a.m. when that scrotum finally blows, and it will, while he's looking under the fridge for his balls his Mom is going to wander into the kitchen in her housecoat and slippers and she's gonna say "Oh fer crissakes not again! I don't think the Krazy Glue is gonna work this time? I better wake up y'er Father"
"No please Mom you promised!"
just then Dad strolls in, "looking for one of these? I found it in the hallway" as he drops it in the garburator...
wwhhiirrrrrrrr
"There now Mr Big Balls what are ya gonna do now?"
"I hate you DAD
I hate you
I hate you
I hate you!"
MAGO: By the way ... is this coming from your box packing?
ReplyDeleteNo, it came from BEAST! Beast is responsible for this link!
DONN: … while he's looking under the fridge for his balls…
You don’t think we had anything to do with this, do you?
We “knelt in the darkened kitchen before the dim glow of the refrigerator light” whilst scarfing down HobNobs, NOT grapefruit.
Please refer to our previous post if you don’t believe it.
homo escapeons ... i like yer writing and yer mind, but now i have to kotz my soul out, thank ya ...
ReplyDeleteOh thats right Blame me!
ReplyDeleteMAGO: Your soul belongs to Mistress MJ.
ReplyDeleteNever forget it.
BEAST: Do you honestly think I could have found this link myself?
I really don't know what to make of this, the word 'why' came to mind a lot. And no pumpers do now look good from behind with their legs spread.
ReplyDeleteIsn't That Tazzy?
ReplyDelete*Passes out*
ReplyDeleteSx
Like, dude. What's up with the penisesseessseesss.
ReplyDeleteYe all know I am thine virginified virgins of all virgins. I cannot take such filth.
HA! Yeah right!
Yayyy to penis! This is the best fun I have had all year!
KNUDSEN: And no pumpers do now look good from behind with their legs spread.
ReplyDeleteHow many times and how close have you had that view?
GARFY: Isn't That Tazzy?
Well spotted!
Although I don’t see his eagle tattoo.
SCARLET: *Passes out*
Soaks Beast’s Latex purple posing pouch in bergamot and wafts it under Miss Scarlet’s nose.
AWA:This is the best fun I have had all year!
Y’all need to get out more, darlin’.
*passes out at the sight of Beast - now naked without his posing pouch*
ReplyDeleteSx
omfg...now that man has balls! well at least one good one :)
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: *passes out at the sight of Beast - now naked without his posing pouch*
ReplyDeleteBut smelling pleasantly (for a change) of bergamot!
DAISY: omfg...now that man has balls! well at least one good one :)
Because really, how many do you need?
Oh dear - and Pamplemouse used to be one of my favourite words.
ReplyDeleteOK - I'll blame Beast as well.
After returning sheepishly to peruse the link you so kindly provided, I think my favorite part would have to be: "Le Pamplemousse lives a pump bear's lifestyle, filled with macho activities and opportunities to show off his huge basket." There's something so innocent and vulnerable about the pump bear, so eager to please, I can tell that he hopes we'll like him as a person too, not just a set of enormous gobstoppers.
ReplyDeletep.s. @Donn--what a brilliant scenario, you had me snorting coffee out my nose--
KAZ: Oh dear - and Pamplemouse used to be one of my favourite words.
ReplyDeleteOK - I'll blame Beast as well.
He’s spoiled it for all of us.
LEAH: opportunities to show off his huge basket
Not unlike BEAST, who likes to show off his fruit basket.
p.s. @Donn--what a brilliant scenario, you had me snorting coffee out my nose--
What have I told you about emitting bodily fluids on my blog?
Clean it up. Use MAGO’s sleeve if you wish.
What I want to know is: When was the last time M. Grapefruit had sex?
ReplyDeleteOr, when was the last time someone took a look at that monstrosity and said "I want that closer to me"?
On the other hand, I think he might appreciate the Giant Underpants.
KAPI: What I want to know is: When was the last time M. Grapefruit had sex?
ReplyDeleteOne assumes he flogged his own log.
Or, when was the last time someone took a look at that monstrosity and said "I want that closer to me"?
As much as Mistress MJ appreciates a big swingin’ pair of cojones, even she admits that this is overkill.
On the other hand, I think he might appreciate the Giant Underpants.
Too late. The GIANT UNDERPANTS are on their way to Ponita’s horse in Winnipeg. Expect photos in near future!
Ya know, for a second there, I thought Le Pamplemousse translated as Moose ball.
ReplyDeleteIt's like he has a conjoined twin, and it's trying to say something:
Wear cotton pants! I can't breathe in this plastic! It's getting hot in here! I've got jock itch on my face!
Have you concidered that this may indeed be Tazzy and the swollen lump he seems to be restraining is PIGGY
ReplyDeleteEROS: Moose Balls are considered a delicacy here in Canada.
ReplyDeleteBEAST: Have you concidered that this may indeed be Tazzy and the swollen lump he seems to be restraining is PIGGY
The swollen lump does not, however, appear to be ginger.
Good point
ReplyDeleteBang goes my theory then :-(
I've got one of those.
ReplyDeleteNo, not a muscle bear - one of those pumpy things.
I use it to empty my aquarium. At least I used to.
BEAST: Don’t hurt yourself trying to formulate a new theory.
ReplyDeleteSMUNTY: *faints from rare (albeit OVERDUE) visit from Smunty*
Can you pump oxygen through that thing to revive me?
Moose balls ... how does it taste then?
ReplyDeleteHey, we both have Willies in our post today!
ReplyDeleteHappy Filthy Friday!
MAGO: Moose balls ... how does it taste then?
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think that Mistress MJ has partaken of the flesh of the big ungulate?
BOXER: Hey, we both have Willies in our post today!
Your willie is better than my willie.
Cunt..........if you've passed out it's only due to your overwhelmng feminine whiff. Which, oddly enough, is reminiscent of smelling salts.
ReplyDeleteWOW! You've outdone yourself, Evan Stone's saggy balls have nothing on this guy.
ReplyDeleteSMUNTY: And how are your circus fleas?
ReplyDeleteAre you still infested?
HOODCHICK: Don’t credit me, blame BEAST!
It is a plain suspicion or assumption.
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