Miss Scarlet, on the other hand, peeked into Beast’s boudoir and found these shocking skivvies…
Beast’s Lurex purple posing pouch
Now over to you, bitches.
What’s the shameful secret in your undies drawer?
Is there a pair you’d be ashamed to be caught wearing in the hospital if you had an accident?
If you don’t own any underpants of shame, then what’s your most unusual undergarment?
I most definitely have a pair of Bridget Jones big control top granny knickers.
ReplyDeleteThey're awesome.
Second! And it's an honor.
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
I used to own a pair of English riding underwear with extra layers in the crotch to prevent chafing. They looked like white cycling shorts (mid-thigh length) but with a panel of microfibre fabric that ran up one thigh, across the crotch and down the other thigh.
ReplyDeleteThey worked.... which beats the hell out of a raw, bleeding petunia, let me tell you!
I ride Western mostly now.... no more rawness. ;-)
I some times wear weemen's silk panties cos my lad causes so much friction when I walk, I wear them only for comfort reasons.
ReplyDeleteAnd they make me feel pretty.
Nothing shameful about underwear in my dresser--other than they are a tad underused at times...But it also means less laundry to do.
ReplyDeleteMost unusual (or should I say colorful) pair that I have is my stars and stripes speedo--I'm patriotic like that.
This accident your asking about . Is it a terrible gastric incident type accident ???
ReplyDeleteokay okay...i have a pair of dark purple undies with little dog paws on them...
ReplyDeletei don't know why...but i have them...
Yay, number 8. 8 is the new 1.
ReplyDeleteI have a leopard print man thong.
But I wouldn't be embarrassed though, I would be more worried that the nurses would want to grab hold of what I was packing.
Can't blame them really.
I have a pair of blue silk boxers. They were a gift, but I don't like wearing boxers so I have only worn them once.
ReplyDeleteMr Beastie also owns a matching 38DD purple padded bra.
ReplyDeleteI just thought I'd mention this.
I have doggy knickers too.
Sx
Underpants these days self-destruct within Months.They used to make them to last Forever! I have a pair of 1976 Y-Fronts that are still going strong!
ReplyDeletei only have lovely undergarments, sugar! xoxo
ReplyDeleteT-BIRD: I most definitely have a pair of Bridget Jones big control top granny knickers.
ReplyDeleteTo make this look work for you, it’s best not to shave your legs when you wear them.
BOXER: Second! And it's an honor.
I’ll have you know it’s spelled “honour” with a “u” here in Canada.
PONITA: I ride Western mostly now.... no more rawness.
Fammy informs me that you like to be ridden hard and put away wet.
KNUDSEN: I some times wear weemen's silk panties cos my lad causes so much friction when I walk, I wear them only for comfort reasons. And they make me feel pretty.
Everyone needs a hobby.
Why not complete the look with stockings and suspenders?
EROS: Most unusual (or should I say colorful) pair that I have is my stars and stripes speedo--I'm patriotic like that.
ReplyDeleteLet's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it!
BEAST: This accident your asking about . Is it a terrible gastric incident type accident ???
I sense a retelling of the infamous Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry incident.
DAISY: okay okay...i have a pair of dark purple undies with little dog paws on them...
You manage to keep your dogs off the furniture.
Can’t you train them to keep off your knickers?
MAXI: I have a leopard print man thong.
Is it any wonder Herself can’t keep her hands off you?
CYBERPOOF: I have a pair of blue silk boxers. They were a gift, but I don't like wearing boxers so I have only worn them once.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you like to wear?
SCARLET: Mr Beastie also owns a matching 38DD purple padded bra.
Good heavens. I had no idea his moobs had increased to such enormous proportions!
I have doggy knickers too.
Nappies for your dogs? Or, like Daisy, knickers with paw prints.
TONY: Underpants these days self-destruct within Months.They used to make them to last Forever!
You probably thought your Penny Farthing would last forever too.
I have a pair of 1976 Y-Fronts that are still going strong!
Your underpants are older than some of our readers!
SAVANNAH: i only have lovely undergarments, sugar!
All the better for sitting around in on those hot southern nights out on the plantation house wrap-around veranda.
oh hell mj...my dogs own my house...off the furniture...they would laugh at you...no really they would laugh...last night the rat terrier was waiting at the bedroom door for me to let her in so she could get to bed...what a drama queen!
ReplyDeleteAll my knickers are kept secret.
ReplyDeleteI buy them 2 sizes too big to allow for growth.
DAISY: oh hell mj...my dogs own my house
ReplyDeleteThen perhaps you should have a word with them about contributing to the mortgage.
KAZ: I buy them 2 sizes too big to allow for growth.
You can do a lot of really cool stuff with giant underpants!
mj...cosmo's response to that question about the mortgage was to go in front of the fireplace and whine till i started it...thanks for the assist...
ReplyDeleteOKAY i admit it...my dogs OWN ME!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orz01jOEvBk
ReplyDeleteThat. Did you really have to ask?
MJ: He would know.... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI think Beast stole my bra... no, wait... mine doesn't have padding....
...knickers with bones...
ReplyDeleteSx
DAISY: Your dogs may own you but chez Infomaniac my pussy is in charge.
ReplyDeleteCYBERPOOF: I didn’t know you liked to ride a mechanical bull.
PONITA: Beast is a full-figured gal and doesn’t need any padding.
SCARLET: Or bone-producing knickers.
My husband (Captain Clueless) believes anything larger than a thong qualifies as 'granny panty.' So I supposed HE would be embarrassed by half of my under garments.
ReplyDeletePerhaps I should replace all of his colorful little briefs with man thongs.
HOODCHICK: Welcome back!
ReplyDeleteThis is the SECOND time you've commented.
One more comment on one more post and you become an official Infomaniac bitch.
My husband (Captain Clueless) believes anything larger than a thong qualifies as 'granny panty.' So I supposed HE would be embarrassed by half of my under garments.
Now I understand how he got his name.
I would like to use those traffic signs on my underwear vending machines in airports!
ReplyDeleteThat 'Giant Underpants' video could be the answer to the credit crunch.
ReplyDeleteI'm just off to make a double duvet cover with matching pillow cases.
And possibly a new uterus from the offcuts.
XL: I would like to use those traffic signs on my underwear vending machines in airports!
ReplyDeleteI’m assuming they’d be dispensing fresh underwear?
Why not go after the big money and sell used panties?
KAZ: That 'Giant Underpants' video could be the answer to the credit crunch.
We once tried to GIVE AWAY a pair of giant underpants here on Infomaniac but we didn’t have any takers.
No one wanted to admit their big bottom could fit into a pair.
I'm just off to make a double duvet cover with matching pillow cases.
Do you take orders?
BEAST needs a non-stinky duvet.
And possibly a new uterus from the offcuts.
Can you have a new uterus ready for me by tomorrow?
The old one is about to be flung.
Are you kidding?
ReplyDeleteI love that!
CYBERPOOF: I'll bet you like to ride full throttle.
ReplyDelete...one lives in hope... and skimpy knickers.
ReplyDeleteSx
I am still first in the searches for "Paul Merton wank sock".
ReplyDeleteI don't know why.
SCARLET: Winter really isn’t the time for skimpy knickers.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have central heating.
GEOFF: And now I’ll be number two thanks to you.
Unfortunately, in my corner of the universe, winter is a time for thermal long johns.... but if you feel you must, Scarlet, you can always wear the skimpy knickers under those to feel sexy.
ReplyDeleteBut only you would know, as you sure don't look sexy in those things!
PONITA: I’ve been informed by BEAST that you CAN look sexy in long johns IF you leave the flap at the back open.
ReplyDeleteI have a pair of pink manties. This is the result of washing my white briefs with Little Miss's red clothes at too high a temperature..
ReplyDeleteTICKERS: Speaking of leaving the back flap open, you snuck in there, didn't you, Tickers?
ReplyDeletePink is your colour.
That would be a bit too drafty on the southern exposure for me.... I prefer my cheeks to be toasty warm.
ReplyDeletePONITA: Pray for a Chinook.
ReplyDeleteMJ, we don't get chinooks in Manitoba... *sobs*
ReplyDeleteI now have to rely on Fammy for things hot and fast moving....
Fred Flinstone jockey shorts.
ReplyDelete"Yabba Dabba Do Me!"
*thinks Joe may be high*
ReplyDelete