Monday, January 26, 2009

Primate Pipe-Smokers

It has come to our attention that some of you need a good cheering up.

And what better way than to look at pictures of pipe-smoking chimpanzees!












Caveat: Infomaniac does not endorse primate pipe-smoking nor the actions of pipe-smoking primates nor the contents of said pipes.

44 comments:

  1. Em, this is a new development... what's with the whole 'this site has adult content BEWARE!' thingy?

    I'll just read your other comments section to see if that's a question that's alread been answered.

    Also: no one smokes a pipe like a chimp. Just ask Michael Jackson.

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  2. I remember those ashtrays. The red one from the first photo. They were hideous and why anyone would actually own one..

    Anyway, pipe smoking chimps? How festive!

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  3. Since yer warning I see yer blog has gotten more edgy.

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  4. Whats happened to all the saggy nekkid old men . I suppose we will have to make do with Piggy's ass and pipe smoking chimps
    ***wonders if Piggy's ass smokes a pipe***
    Its more likely to chew tobaccy and spit

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  5. What about some pics of sheep knitting designer handbags, hmmm...?
    Sx

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  6. You'll get complaints from the animal rights folk.
    Better stick with the nekkid blokes.

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  7. Ha! Smoking monkeys, they never get old. Ever.

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  8. T-BIRD: what's with the whole 'this site has adult content BEWARE!' thingy?

    Hard to believe but someone found Infomaniac’s content objectionable!

    We think it may have been the post about GIANT UNDERPANTS that was the last straw.

    DAISY: Second by a long shot. Look at the time lapse.

    CYBERPOOF: I remember those ashtrays. The red one from the first photo. They were hideous and why anyone would actually own one..

    If you were drunk, you couldn’t possibly miss seeing that ashtray.

    We’re certain that many fires were prevented because of it.

    KNUDSEN: Since yer warning I see yer blog has gotten more edgy.

    And I’ve gotten more itchy since that time you spent the night.

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  9. BEAST: Whats happened to all the saggy nekkid old men .

    Perhaps they’ve disappeared up Piggy’s arse.

    ***wonders if Piggy's ass smokes a pipe***
    Its more likely to chew tobaccy and spit


    The only thing funnier than pipe-smoking primates is a novelty Piggy spittoon.

    SCARLET: What about some pics of sheep knitting designer handbags, hmmm...?

    Right. Here ya go.

    VOICES: *feels better already*

    Result!

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  10. KAZ: You'll get complaints from the animal rights folk.
    Better stick with the nekkid blokes.


    It’s just not right, is it?

    Perhaps another photo session with Old Knudsen is in order.

    GEOFF: No smoke without fur.

    Oh, that idiomatic logic that goes on in your head.

    SEXY-PEDESTRIAN: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    We see on your Profile that you, The Sexy Pedestrian, “likes to spend money on creams that promise to transform her bottom”.

    We love big fat hairy Irish arses here at Infomaniac. Perhaps you’re trying to morph your bottom into one like Manuel’s arse? (scroll down to second photo).

    p.s. I see that Old Knudsen is one of your followers. Don’t let him get too close from behind. Does he go to your blog for fashion and makeup tips? That’s the gurlyboy side of him he doesn’t like to talk about.

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  11. [waving hands wildly]

    Mistress MJ, that monkey smoke is getting into the pillow covers!

    [deep, hacking coughing fit]

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  12. Chimps were smoking weed for millions of years before we ever evolved.
    In fact many Primatologists believe that this is precisely why they stopped evolving...they make their own fun and didn't need all the sh*t that we invented to amuse ourselves.

    Don't forget those sex crazed swingin' Bonerbos..how many times a day do you suppose they light up after makin' Monkey-Love?

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  13. XL: If only all my houseboys were as devoted as you.

    Sigh.

    DONN: they make their own fun

    Perhaps if we followed their lead and flung our feces, we could return to a kinder, gentler time.

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  14. You've got a point.

    They are still ugly though.

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  15. as an official needer of cheering up-ness, I say 'Load me up a bole, Bubbles.'

    OH MY GOD YOUR SITE GOT FLAGGED FOR CONTENT OH CRAP OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

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  16. CYBERPOOF: Then stop looking at it.

    MAGO: It’s about time you showed up.

    NATIONS: You know what would cheer me up?

    Not that anybody ever asks about my well-being.

    A batch of your special fudge, that’s what.

    And you can send your arborist clad only in hip waders up here to prune my bush.

    Yeah, I’m feeling better now, thanks.

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  17. I feel more cheery too, thanks pipe smoking chimps!

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  19. BOXER: It was a toss-up between pipe-smoking primates or singing John Denver’s “Sunshine on My Shoulders” to you.

    We think we made the right decision.

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  20. I see since yer content warning yer blog has gotten more hairy.

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  21. KNUDSEN & SCARLET: With all this hair to work with, do you think we should turn Infomaniac into a knitting blog?

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  22. Tame stuff

    Couldn't you have come up with some marmoset perversions or some orang utan buttocks?

    I'm thinking of cancelling my subscription.

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  23. GARFY: How about a nice set of baboon buttocks?

    And now, if you'll excuse us, some of us have work to do.

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  24. Apes. Apes' arses. Apes with pipes. So that's the spearhead of the avantgarde today ... luckily at my nightshift the web is verboten. I'd sit there hallucinating ape arses through the night, whoa come and get me ...

    Your feet will get a special treatment tomorrow morning.

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  25. Yey! A new knitting blog! Can we have sewing as well?
    Sx

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  26. It's like a car crash.

    I can't help it

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  27. smoking makes them look SO distinguished !

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  28. My arse doesn't smoke a pipe, although I'm quite sure there's room for more than a shop-full of pipes up Beasts arse.

    Oh hello Beast!

    One of these days, I'm going to shove a big rancid cream cake up his arse.

    Which I'm sure he'd really enjoy.

    I'm also sure it wouldn't be the first time he'd had rancid cream, of some form, up there either. What with his weekend 'pensioner specials'...

    ... or is that IDV?

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  29. i miss my monkey on my back........

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  30. Bad monkeys! You'll get a spanking!

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  31. Classic. Just classic. Thanks MJ.

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  32. MAGO: Apes. Apes' arses. Apes with pipes. So that's the spearhead of the avantgarde today

    Remember. You saw it here first.

    Now go warm up your hands.

    IVD: Is that Mr. Frobisher in the ginger wig doing his Bree Van De Kamp impersonation?

    SCARLET: Yey! A new knitting blog! Can we have sewing as well?

    How about some subversive cross stitch?

    CYBERPOOF: You must find the strength.

    HEFF: smoking makes them look SO distinguished !

    The business attire adds to the overall suave effect.

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  33. PIGGY: One of these days, I'm going to shove a big rancid cream cake up his arse.

    I doubt there’s any room up Beast’s arse what with all the fruit cocktail.

    MANUEL: i miss my monkey on my back........

    We’re proud of you for giving up fags.

    EROS: Bad monkeys! You'll get a spanking!

    Speaking from experience, eh?

    LEAH: Classic. Just classic.

    A perennial favourite, it’s true.

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  34. SAVANNAH: In French it's *le sigh*

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  35. I doubt there’s any room up Beast’s arse what with all the fruit cocktail

    Oh, there's plenty of room up there.

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  36. PIGGY: Though surely not as much room as up IVD’s arse.

    That would be stretching it…literally!

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