Thursday, May 10, 2007

Called Away On Business

I’ve been temporarily called away to work on Farmer Darby’s Spanking Ranch.

I know some of you bitches take your hols there so does anyone care to book in advance?



20 comments:

  1. Yay! First! etc...

    That's all.

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  2. Yay! Second! PIGGY had to run off and burp his deformed little worm after spending 3 seconds looking at that spanked manbum!

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  3. Hmmm I am not into spanking though. I dont know if I could find pleasure while being whacked

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  4. Ooh, that reminds me, I must take those iced buns back. They were a bit stale...

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  5. Geo and i have a holiday plan there. Very nice place indeed.

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  6. A holiday up someone's arse, Maidy?

    Kinky bitch.

    Will there be video?

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  7. I've heard of red butted monkeys but this is painful!!

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  8. Mind over matter is she don't mind it don't matter. Did you book us 1st class?

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  9. The Blogosphere has just become a nicer place.

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  10. I would like to go but cant afford the cost.I will have a whip-round at Work tommorrow+ see if i can raise the cash............

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  11. I am booked in for the third week in July Ms MJ on the Golden Years early Bird Special. Will you still be there?? I hope so Grrrrrr!

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  12. BITCHES: I’m taking a break here at The Ranch to check up on you lot and frankly, I’m disappointed. I expected more bookings by now. This offense is punishable and I’ll deal with each of you in my own way.

    I’m not surprised that Steve was quick to comment. The sight of a freshly spanked manbum brought out the closet poofter in him. I’m sure that M&J (Taz & Pig) noticed that right away. Chase is just being coy, the dirty little poof. IVF thinks of food, of course, when presented with male buns. Maidy and Geo have purchased a season’s pass to The Ranch. Knudsen already has a lifetime pass. MyToes toes will curl when I get my hands on him. Tony needn’t bother trying to “whip up” the cash as he can earn his keep by posing for the next Ranch brochure. As for Mutley, if he’s looking for pensioners’ specials, Knudsen’s Gobbling Granny will be of service come July.

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  13. Was this need for a spanking good time brought on by wearing the shorts?

    That sounds like the school I went to.

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  14. Yes book me in but only if they use strimmers.

    You know what a strimmer is MJ?


    *slaps head*

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  15. TICKERS: After seeing your arse photo, The Ranch has asked if you’d like to be their new poster boy.

    SID: The Strimmer is a necessity if you’re signing up for a stay at The Ranch. I’ll use to remove all that hair off yer arse. Although I could get a good grip just by grabbing a handful.

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  16. Is the idea to spank or be spanked. I'd rather be doing the spanking if given a choice.

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  17. How can we switch from a season pass to a lifetime guaranteed pass? I just got my latest shipment from Adam and Eve, and Geo and I need to break it in.

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  18. EDDIE: An arse like yours begs to be spanked. And often.

    But if you must be on the other end of the paddle, The Ranch requires vacation replacement.

    I'll put in a good word for you.

    MAIDY: To upgrade to a Lifetime Pass, you must post your latest Adam and Eve shipment photos on your blog. And give a video demonstration.

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  19. I was once spanked by a very attractive teacher :))

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  20. RICH: She's working at The Ranch now.

    In fact, she was asking about you.

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