Friday, May 25, 2007

Coming Soon… The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition




Come back Monday, May 28th to enter The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

13 comments:

  1. Hannnggg on...how do i pose in the shorts if i don't actually have them??

    *confused*

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  2. You have to WIN them, Jane.

    Thick cunt.

    *suggests Jane learns the meaning of the word 'competition'*

    *mutters 'standards are dropping roud here'*

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  3. Another question.

    Isn't his the sort of competition it may be better to lose.

    Or am I missing something?

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  4. Yes. You missed the 't' from 'this'.

    Assuming you meant 'this' and not 'his'

    Thick cunt No.2

    *standards continue dropping*

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  5. I don't want to win.

    Please.

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  6. m and j are too smart for me.

    But - apart from the t?

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  7. *Notes 2 comments from M and J*

    *agrees with standards dropping*

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  8. *slaps forehead and rolls eyes at all of you*

    *decides to keep Shorts to myself forever*

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  9. *notes M and J can comment but the lazy feckers can't post*

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  10. CONNIE: Note taken but thanks to Midget Arse's birthday, they've finally posted.

    TONY: You're asking for it you cheeky bugger.

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  11. Heres my caption!

    Gnome one

    " I Love your Shorts!!"

    Gnome two

    "Thank you - I won them in an internet competition!!"

    Gnome one "You are as as stupid as you look aren't you?"

    Gnome two "Yes - but will fuck you anyway!"

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  12. Mutley - It's not the compo yet.

    Thick cunt, No.3

    *surely standards couldn't drop any fucking further?*

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