Hannnggg on...how do i pose in the shorts if i don't actually have them??*confused*
You have to WIN them, Jane.Thick cunt.*suggests Jane learns the meaning of the word 'competition'**mutters 'standards are dropping roud here'*
Another question.Isn't his the sort of competition it may be better to lose.Or am I missing something?
Yes. You missed the 't' from 'this'.Assuming you meant 'this' and not 'his'Thick cunt No.2*standards continue dropping*
I don't want to win.Please.
m and j are too smart for me.But - apart from the t?
*Notes 2 comments from M and J**agrees with standards dropping*
*slaps forehead and rolls eyes at all of you**decides to keep Shorts to myself forever*
*notes M and J can comment but the lazy feckers can't post*
Whats The Prize?
CONNIE: Note taken but thanks to Midget Arse's birthday, they've finally posted.TONY: You're asking for it you cheeky bugger.
Heres my caption!Gnome one" I Love your Shorts!!"Gnome two "Thank you - I won them in an internet competition!!"Gnome one "You are as as stupid as you look aren't you?"Gnome two "Yes - but will fuck you anyway!"
Mutley - It's not the compo yet.Thick cunt, No.3*surely standards couldn't drop any fucking further?*