Blogging Roundup

A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a spoonful of Infomaniac’s readers.

Well, hosers, I’ve been pressed for time this week so you’ll have to make do with this “Reader’s Digest Condensed” version of the Blogging Roundup. I’ll get ‘round to the rest of you when I can.

Before we get started, I’d just like to say, eh, that’s it’s the May Two Four weekend (aka Victoria Day) here in The Great White North and I have the day off. Beauty, eh?



Where’s your beers, you knobs?



Are you ready for the Blogging Roundup? Let’s begin with Yorkshire’s favourite poofs…


Caution: NSFW photos ahead. And not just the pic of Martin and John.



MARTIN AND JOHN (TAZZY AND PIGGY):



The bloggers formerly known as Tazzy and Piggy. Martin, your bra strap is showing!

If you’re wondering where regulars Tazzy and Piggy have gone, they’re now in the Witness Protection Programme and have assumed new identities as “Martin and John.”

You’ll notice them in the comments as “M and J” … a little too close to “MJ” don’t you think? Although, to be fair, they’ve changed it from “M&J” which was even more confusing.

If you haven’t already updated your blogroll, here’s their new URL…

Shockingly, with their new identities, they’ve even become a little more polite. The cunts.




SID (STUPID IRISH DADDY):



SID ran a contest, asking us to submit a badly drawn pic of ourselves with our dying last words.

And guess who won the contest? Me! MJ!!!

Here’s my winning entry.





Ta, SID. Hey, wait a minute. What have I won, SID? The booby prize?




IVF (INEXPLICABLE DEVICE):





SID's the lucky wiener of IVF’s “Emergency Wedding” quiz.






KAZ:





Kaz confesses, “This week I slept with my ex husband.”




OLD KNUDSEN:


Welcum to Knudsenville.









FROBI:


For such a big poof, Frobi seems to be obsessed with vag, don’t you agree?






BETTY:





Betty reports on the pob: the hairstyle that’s sweeping the nation.

"It looks as though a little hobgoblin gardener with a little hobgoblin gardener's lawnmower has run amuck in their hair overnight while they were sleeping."

And Kaz admits to having been talked into a pob by a poncy hairdresser.

Has anyone else here sported a pob? (Probably IVF.)




MUTLEY THE DOG:

There’s a new barmaid at Mutley’s local.




Is that zippered area a tip jar?





STEVE AND CARLY (THE SMUNTS):





The Smunts have got themselves into a spot of bother on what was supposed to be a lovely family holiday in Cyprus.

Carly was detained by Cypriot Immigration for smuggling sausages into the country.

Says Steve, “I don’t know what got into her head, but she told the magistrate that she had a medical condition that required her to eat high fat content foods and that there was nothing suitable to be found on the island of Cyprus.”

Pray for their salvation.






EDDIE WARING:





Eddie, a British ex-pat in Los Angeles, misses “his people,” i.e. “Brits, Northerners, normal folk.”

Brits are normal folk?

*laffs*





And finally…


NEW CUNT OF THE WEEK


Infomaniac welcomes MYTOES!





MYTOES is an American guy with a blog called I Paint My Toes and another blog called Cancer Survivor.

His words say it best…

Why would a guy like me paint my toenails? I have been married for 26 years to a great lady. In 2004 she developed breast cancer. She went through a lot of treatment like chemo and radiation. She is now doing fine but cancer is a scarey word. It doesn't mean a death sentence but it's always on her mind. Where will it attack next! I remained positive and together we fought this demon. I love to see her smile and laugh. She had beautiful long hair and she knew it was a matter of time before it all fell out. At first when it came out she cut it real short. Then I buzzed the rest so she would not face hair on the pillow. I did not buzz my hair to be in bald support but I wanted to make her smile . I painted my toes pink, the color for breast cancer survivors. I took a picture and put it as her background on her computer. When she saw that she laughed out loud. I continued to support her with all colors, mostly pink. This also reminded me of what she was going through having people look at her shaved head. I wore the toe color in public and got various reactions. I still paint my toes as a reminder and to tell the story.


THE CHALLENGE:

To give MYTOES a proper welcome here on Infomaniac, I want all you male bitches to paint your toenails and email the pics to me. I’ll post the photos of your pretty piggies.

Go on. You bared your arses. Now bare your tootsies.


Okay, that’s the end of this week’s Blogging Roundup. Now take off, eh?