Wednesday, May 16, 2007
How’s It Hangin’, Eh?
Fellas, how do you hang?
Do you “dress right” or “dress left?”
On which side do you pack your package?
Are your meat and two veg offside in your trousers? Or in the centre? Or is the meat off to one side and the veg to the other?
And is your package pointing up? Or down ?
Does the way you adjust your stuff have anything to do with being left or right handed?
Do you lean one way politically but dress in the other direction?
Do you switch sides if you’re wearing boxers instead of briefs?
Do you reposition your goods when you sit down? Or stand up?
If you favour one side, is it uncomfortable to switch to the other?
And for those of you (Stevey) with a pronounced curvature, is apparatus adjustment a big issue for you? Do you experience southern discomfort?
And lay-dees? Just because you don’t have the equipment doesn’t mean you can’t participate in this important study. Let us know what you’ve observed.
Don’t be shy. Tell us about how you hang.