Saturday, April 29, 2006

Keith Richards Falls Out of Coconut Tree


Caution: Beware of falling Stones


The BBC reports that Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree in Fiji and has been hospitalized.

No word on what he was doing up a coconut tree. Presumably looking for his nuts.


2 comments:

  1. I'm pretty sure that a few years ago he injured himself falling off a ladder in his library.

    Still, I suppose these days he has to find non-chemically enhanced ways to get high ...

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  2. Betty: The press made sure to say at the time of the ladder incident that "he had not been drinking." Perhaps this time, to quote Harry Nilsson, he "put the lime in the coconut."

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