Sunday, June 28, 2015

Houseguests

Houseguests will be showing up tomorrow and staying for a week...


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As you can imagine, The Mistress is busy preparing for their arrival.

Suggestions and tips welcome to ensure a pleasant visit.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Welcome to the Waiting Room

Have a seat in the Waiting Room...



Contrary to Cookie's theory, and to the opinions of my fellow beauticians at The Hair Hall of Fame, The Mistress has been working overtime and is about to embark on a vacation.

See you Bitches mid-June-ish.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Zzzzzz

The Mistress will be out of the blogging loop for awhile, aside from making occasional comments.



If I can get my head out of this cozy Ostrich Pillow.

Your usual snark is welcomed, as usual.

Sunday, April 05, 2015

Happy Easter/Mr. Peenee's Birthday!

Mr. Peenee's clever ginger cat, Saki, has thoughtfully provided me with photos to celebrate both Easter AND Mr. Peenee's birthday...





Not just ANY birthday, mind you.

MR. PEENEE'S 60th BIRTHDAY!!!

Friday, April 03, 2015

FAIL!

Perhaps I shouldn't have binge-watched TV series on Netflix when I was meant to be studying...


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To cheer myself up after this crushing blow, I shall be 'round to visit you all sometime this weekend. I'm especially intrigued by such blog post titles as "Not the Hats of Barbara Cartland" by our Mr. DeVice.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

A Stiff One

I don't know about you Bitches, but I could really use a stiff one...


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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Non-Event of the Season

The following is an announcement for the Non-Event of the Season:



As you know, Infomaniac will be celebrating (or will we?) our 9th anniversary on March 23rd.

But thanks to an impossible work schedule and an upcoming exam, we here at Infomaniac cannot devote ourselves to party planning.

This will be the last post until April.

Nonetheless, you are welcome to drop in to this non-event and comment any time you like. All comments will be gratefully read, if not acknowledged with a reply.

Cocktails will be provided but we haven't time to prepare nibbles.



A reminder to keep your knickers above your ankles at all times.

Thanks to all you Bitches for your continued patronage of this dump.

Saturday, March 07, 2015

Couple of the Month

Couple of the month?

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Or COUPLING of the month?

Go out and enjoy your weekend, Bitches. Some of us have to work.

Sunday, March 01, 2015

New Year, New Me

I want to change my "Display name" as it's known on Blogger.


It's time to put MJ out to pasture and replace that name with something else.

You'll still see the same avatar you know and love when I comment here or on your blogs...



But my name will be different.

And NO, I do NOT want a variation on MJ such as "Man Jizz" or "Milk Jugs," thank you very much.

Suggestions for my new name are welcome.

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Illogical

Spock's final words...


I'm certain Spock's last words were a reaction to Google's decision to crack down on sexually explicit content on Blogger.

Thanks to LX for informing us that Google has backed down on that decision.

I may still consider switching to Wordpress as Peenee, Wally, AyeM8y and others have done as result of the cock-up created by what Jon calls "this megalomaniac mega-corporation."

In other news, you've probably all heard about Leonard Nimoy by now.

Friday, February 27, 2015

The Best of Filthy Friday































It's been fun, hasn't it, Bitches?

Monday, February 23, 2015

Is it Curtains?



I urge you Bitches to head over to British Jon's Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle blog and read THIS.

That same Blogger content policy message you'll read on Jon's blog was sent to my email account.

Talk about bad timing. March 23rd is the 9th anniversary of Infomaniac. Or NOT, as the case may be.

It may be curtains for this blog and the blogs of some other naughty Bitches you visit. Unless we go private, apparently.

Sunday, February 08, 2015

Pink Room Reno

It's unlikely I'll be free on Valentine's Day as I'd promised. I'm busy renovating the PINK ROOM...


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For those of you unfamiliar with the PINK ROOM, I suggest you click here.

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Quiet, Please

The author of this blog is at work on a project and requires intense concentration for the next two weeks.



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Source: "Science and Invention Magazine" July, 1925

Back in time for Valentine's Day, if you're lucky.

Friday, January 23, 2015

Dinner Time

By now, the breakfast dishes are washed and we're moving along to dinner time. But I have a problem...

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I shall try to pop 'round to visit you Bitches once I find my corkscrew.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Now Serving Breakfast

Breakfast is now being served at the Infomaniac Diner.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Happy Days

Following yesterday's spirited discussion regarding 1984 and 1985 by Ms. Scarlet and British Jon, we thought it timely to ask you...



What year would you like to return to?

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Reboot the New Year

The world doesn't seem to be off to a good start this year.



May I suggest that we reboot and start over again?