how 'bout i bring you lunch?i've got a big yummy bowl of cabbage...oh, and i made a delish casserole of baked beans!we need warm, pungent comfort foods on days like these.
Warm, pungent foods. Through a nozzle? Yum. Jx
hmm, i see i wrote too quickly. i saw that get-up as an all encompassing body suit. it was my intent tolet her stew in her own musk. oopsie!
I like your hat.Does it come with N2O as well?
A SELFIE - FINALLY !!
You're so bad...
Does the Isolator effect the efficiency of one's tinfoil helmet? I need to know.
Nice gimp mask!
you beat me to it Mr Lax... "Bring out the Gimp!".... Either that or MJ is modelling a character costume for the lastest "Star Wars" instalment... or perhaps she has taken up with "Bender"
Some people just look good in hats.
I expect it's really because there are some things that even Oil of Ulay can't iron out.
She is just sulking, Mr Devine, because she can't make it to the premiere of Goldfing Longerer.Sx
Has anyone seen Goldfing Longerer yet ? Is there a review ? Were there prequels ?It seems to be one of the hidden gems of HollyWOOD, we need to know !
Whatever it is I expect to at least make a cameo like albeit better than Madonnas in Die Another Day
What will you wear Petra ?I'll look out for a moving heap of glitter then ...
Nothing from Chanel, they've clearly lost the plot. Glittery sounds fine or perhaps a Jean Paul Gaultier creation
When is this Valentine thing anyway ? Do I have to show up with a heart-shaped box of sweets and some flowers ? Or will a bottle of hooch do, as usual ? I mean, I could wrap a kind of string on it, eh ?
That horrific helmet needs accessorising. Maybe a different colour or print. While I think up ideas I could do with a cocktail. I see you've got a new bartender