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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
World Domination Tour
Those of you Bitches with no memory loss (this narrows the field) may recall when Mistress MJ set out on phase one of her World Domination Tour back in 2010.
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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.
Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.
The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.
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Phase two of the World Domination Tour is now underway.
Mistress MJ is stepping out but will return soon.
The Vodka Fountain, Gincuzzi and the Beer Fridge remain in operation during her absence.
Monday, January 07, 2013
Mr. Blobby
Infomaniac welcomes Mr. Blobby...
No, not this Mr. Blobby.
Our Mr. Blobby is a blobfish...an inedible, bottom-dwelling fish living off the coast of Australia.
Mr. Blobby faces extinction due to getting trapped in the nets of overfishing trawler fishermen.
We here at Infomaniac hope that something can be done to protect Mr. Blobby. So far, this gift card is all we've found although we're sure there must be a blobfish conservation society out there somewhere.
We don't know whether Mr. Blobby will use the gift card in a campaign "for 40 percent of the world’s oceans to be designated as marine reserves. Acting like underwater national parks, these no fishing areas will enable oceans to recover and protect all species of sea creatures, including the blob fish" or whether he'll blow it all on a facelift.
We simply hope that we can turn that frown upside down.
No, not this Mr. Blobby.
Our Mr. Blobby is a blobfish...an inedible, bottom-dwelling fish living off the coast of Australia.
Mr. Blobby faces extinction due to getting trapped in the nets of overfishing trawler fishermen.
We here at Infomaniac hope that something can be done to protect Mr. Blobby. So far, this gift card is all we've found although we're sure there must be a blobfish conservation society out there somewhere.
We don't know whether Mr. Blobby will use the gift card in a campaign "for 40 percent of the world’s oceans to be designated as marine reserves. Acting like underwater national parks, these no fishing areas will enable oceans to recover and protect all species of sea creatures, including the blob fish" or whether he'll blow it all on a facelift.
We simply hope that we can turn that frown upside down.
Sunday, January 06, 2013
Public Service Announcement #17
We are aware that a number of you suffer from flatulence.
Infomaniac, as usual, is here to help you…
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Source: The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Please consult with our health inspector, Margaret, should you have any questions or concerns.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Infomaniac, as usual, is here to help you…
Source: The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
Please consult with our health inspector, Margaret, should you have any questions or concerns.
This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
Friday, January 04, 2013
Beautiful People: "Perhaps the gayest sitcom ever"
You probably know about Simon Doonan : author, fashion commentator, and creative ambassador for Barneys New York...
But did you know there’s a BBC TV series (Beautiful People) based on his memoirs ?
This show wasn’t even on my radar until British Jon mentioned it in this post. The same post in which Jon describes his meeting with the talented Jonathan Harvey: writer of Beautiful People and so much more.
And Mitzi posted this comment on my blog, leaving me to wonder WTF she was talking about…until I saw the show, that is…
Gin Gin where do I begin
Having you inside me
Is like an old friend popping in.
--Debbie Doonan, Beautiful People.
I'm sure many of you can identify with that sentiment.
Thanks to our Mitzi for kindly sending Series One to me on DVD along with the soundtrack CD. I’ve since gone on to watch Series Two and now I want YOU Bitches to see it because I think you’ll enjoy it too. Mistress MJ was hooked from the first episode!
The show focuses on flamboyant 14-year-old Simon and his best friend Kyle (who prefers to be called Kylie); dreaming of the day they’ll escape the dreary suburbs of Reading, England and move to London to live amongst “the Beautiful People.”
Kylie and Simon
So if you Bitches need a pick-me-up on these dark winter nights, give “Beautiful People” a go.
Key word: CAMP!
Here’s the first episode from Season One. If you enjoy it, you can click here to see all the episodes from both series.
If you'd like to read a much more descriptive piece on Beautiful People, I found this post on Jon's blog.
Thank you Jon and Mitzi!
But did you know there’s a BBC TV series (Beautiful People) based on his memoirs ?
This show wasn’t even on my radar until British Jon mentioned it in this post. The same post in which Jon describes his meeting with the talented Jonathan Harvey: writer of Beautiful People and so much more.
And Mitzi posted this comment on my blog, leaving me to wonder WTF she was talking about…until I saw the show, that is…
Gin Gin where do I begin
Having you inside me
Is like an old friend popping in.
--Debbie Doonan, Beautiful People.
I'm sure many of you can identify with that sentiment.
Thanks to our Mitzi for kindly sending Series One to me on DVD along with the soundtrack CD. I’ve since gone on to watch Series Two and now I want YOU Bitches to see it because I think you’ll enjoy it too. Mistress MJ was hooked from the first episode!
The show focuses on flamboyant 14-year-old Simon and his best friend Kyle (who prefers to be called Kylie); dreaming of the day they’ll escape the dreary suburbs of Reading, England and move to London to live amongst “the Beautiful People.”
Kylie and Simon
So if you Bitches need a pick-me-up on these dark winter nights, give “Beautiful People” a go.
Key word: CAMP!
Here’s the first episode from Season One. If you enjoy it, you can click here to see all the episodes from both series.
If you'd like to read a much more descriptive piece on Beautiful People, I found this post on Jon's blog.
Thank you Jon and Mitzi!
Checking in With the Kitchen Queens
No doubt you're wondering what's happened to our Kitchen Queens since the Kitchen Queen Contest.
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Jealous of her Salty Ding Dong, they've locked Norma in the closet!
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Jealous of her Salty Ding Dong, they've locked Norma in the closet!
Thursday, January 03, 2013
The Beer Fridge
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."
When life gives you snow, you make a BEER FRIDGE!...
Sadly, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have frozen over.
When life gives you snow, you make a BEER FRIDGE!...
Sadly, the Vodka Fountain and the Gincuzzi have frozen over.
Tuesday, January 01, 2013
Canada Welcomes 2013
…with a record snowfall.
Parked cars under mounds of snow.
I thought you Bitches in milder climes might like to see this…
(It's not necessary to turn on your speakers. And those of you with no patience can fast forward to see the number of trucks coming down the street at the end.)
The video clip shows Montréal (Huggy Jon’s hometown) digging out from a recent record snowfall and there’s almost as much snow here in Mistress MJ’s little corner of the cuntry. This is a fairly typical scene from any Canadian winter.
The snow is not only being swept up…it’s being loaded onto trucks and taken to one of 29 snow elimination sites or “snow dumps” in Montréal. Would you rather we ship it to your house?
The average volume of snow taken to disposal sites in Montréal per year is 325,000 truckloads.
Following a snowstorm, it can take up to 5 days to remove the snow from the streets and sidewalks in Montréal.
For the love of all that is holy, keep out of the way of the snow removal equipment!
Oh, and did you notice those unattractive structures in front of several houses? Those are called “tempos” or “abri-tempos.” Tempos are temporary shelters designed to protect your driveway and car from the winter elements…
Tempos are ubiquitous in Québec. Almost as bad as Crocs.
But it's not ALL bad.
Someone in my neighbourhood made a snow penis. It looked something like this...
Unfortunately, by the time I returned to take a photo (for you Bitches,) someone had knocked the penis off and all that remained were a pair of snow balls.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit to our Winter Wonderland.
Parked cars under mounds of snow.
I thought you Bitches in milder climes might like to see this…
(It's not necessary to turn on your speakers. And those of you with no patience can fast forward to see the number of trucks coming down the street at the end.)
The video clip shows Montréal (Huggy Jon’s hometown) digging out from a recent record snowfall and there’s almost as much snow here in Mistress MJ’s little corner of the cuntry. This is a fairly typical scene from any Canadian winter.
The snow is not only being swept up…it’s being loaded onto trucks and taken to one of 29 snow elimination sites or “snow dumps” in Montréal. Would you rather we ship it to your house?
The average volume of snow taken to disposal sites in Montréal per year is 325,000 truckloads.
Following a snowstorm, it can take up to 5 days to remove the snow from the streets and sidewalks in Montréal.
For the love of all that is holy, keep out of the way of the snow removal equipment!
Oh, and did you notice those unattractive structures in front of several houses? Those are called “tempos” or “abri-tempos.” Tempos are temporary shelters designed to protect your driveway and car from the winter elements…
Tempos are ubiquitous in Québec. Almost as bad as Crocs.
But it's not ALL bad.
Someone in my neighbourhood made a snow penis. It looked something like this...
Unfortunately, by the time I returned to take a photo (for you Bitches,) someone had knocked the penis off and all that remained were a pair of snow balls.
We hope you’ve enjoyed your visit to our Winter Wonderland.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Double Celebration!
Happy New Year, Aussies!
Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Australian Bitches!
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Because you live in the future and celebrate New Year's Eve before we do.
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Because you live in the future and celebrate New Year's Eve before we do.
Sunday, December 30, 2012
A Date With Anderson Cooper
Suppose that you won a dream date with Anderson Cooper and/or the chance to co-host the annual Times Square New Year's Eve party with Anderson Cooper.
Tell us all about it, Bitches.
Tell us all about it, Bitches.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Top Infomaniac Events of 2012
Looking back at 2012...
Let's recap 2012 here on Infomaniac with a few highlights shall we? ... in chronological order...
1. 2012 is welcomed in as the “Year of the Arse.”
Topher coined the term “Year of the Arse” and the phrase really stuck. We had every intention of posting as much arse as possible on Infomaniac but it was Princess who did an outstanding job of posting arse after arse on his blog. Bravo, Prinny.
2. We featured your nipples in our Tit Bits Gallery, based on a guessing game on Infomaniac entitled, “Whose Nipple is it Anyway?"
So far we’ve seen the nipples of Mistress Maddie, LX, Nursemyra, Cookie, Kapitano, Normadesmond, Tazzy, and our dearly departed friend Piggy.
3. Cookie’s cock is christened “The Cookie Monster” in “Name That Willy!”
4. Ms. Nations wins the title of “Butchest Bitch” in our Butchest Bitch Contest...
5. Infomaniac Bitches show off the stuff in their houses on Show and Tell Day...
6.Cookie and Princess win the title of “COCKSUCKING KINGS” in the Blowjob Contest...
7. Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent Art Exhibition…
...an art exhibition featuring the works of twelve talented Infomaniac Bitches.
8. You Bitches show us around your gardens!...
9. There are always renovations in progress at Infomaniac. This year saw the addition of The Tinfoil Room…
10. Normadesmond is promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter…
11. The Gin Jacuzzi (Gincuzzi) is installed…
12. LX (Mr. LAX)won an award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch”...
13. Three Infomaniac Bitches (Princess, Wally and Cookie) turned FIFTY this year!...
14. In a five-way tie, Cookie, Norma, Kevin, Wally and LX are crowned Kitchen Queens in the Infomaniac Kitchen Queen Contest.
15. AyeM8y is designated Official Infomaniac Bartender…
16. Margaret is welcomed as Infomaniac’s health inspector…
17. The Deck Your Balls Event holiday décor extravaganza wraps up the year.
These are just some of the highlights. Why not add your own?
We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself here on Infomaniac this year as much as Mistress MJ has enjoyed having you.
To another year of fun and frivolity, Bitches!
Let's recap 2012 here on Infomaniac with a few highlights shall we? ... in chronological order...
1. 2012 is welcomed in as the “Year of the Arse.”
Topher coined the term “Year of the Arse” and the phrase really stuck. We had every intention of posting as much arse as possible on Infomaniac but it was Princess who did an outstanding job of posting arse after arse on his blog. Bravo, Prinny.
2. We featured your nipples in our Tit Bits Gallery, based on a guessing game on Infomaniac entitled, “Whose Nipple is it Anyway?"
So far we’ve seen the nipples of Mistress Maddie, LX, Nursemyra, Cookie, Kapitano, Normadesmond, Tazzy, and our dearly departed friend Piggy.
3. Cookie’s cock is christened “The Cookie Monster” in “Name That Willy!”
4. Ms. Nations wins the title of “Butchest Bitch” in our Butchest Bitch Contest...
5. Infomaniac Bitches show off the stuff in their houses on Show and Tell Day...
6.Cookie and Princess win the title of “COCKSUCKING KINGS” in the Blowjob Contest...
7. Infomaniac Bitches Got Talent Art Exhibition…
...an art exhibition featuring the works of twelve talented Infomaniac Bitches.
8. You Bitches show us around your gardens!...
9. There are always renovations in progress at Infomaniac. This year saw the addition of The Tinfoil Room…
10. Normadesmond is promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter…
11. The Gin Jacuzzi (Gincuzzi) is installed…
12. LX (Mr. LAX)won an award for “The most repetitive and most reliably asked question from any Infomaniac Bitch”...
13. Three Infomaniac Bitches (Princess, Wally and Cookie) turned FIFTY this year!...
14. In a five-way tie, Cookie, Norma, Kevin, Wally and LX are crowned Kitchen Queens in the Infomaniac Kitchen Queen Contest.
15. AyeM8y is designated Official Infomaniac Bartender…
16. Margaret is welcomed as Infomaniac’s health inspector…
17. The Deck Your Balls Event holiday décor extravaganza wraps up the year.
These are just some of the highlights. Why not add your own?
We hope you’ve enjoyed yourself here on Infomaniac this year as much as Mistress MJ has enjoyed having you.
To another year of fun and frivolity, Bitches!
Thursday, December 27, 2012
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
Merry Christmas, Bitches!
It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle …
On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)
A special thanks to all who participated in the Infomaniac Deck Your Balls Event...
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And remember, Bitches. If Mistress MJ can make it through the HELL-idays, so can you.
On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)
A special thanks to all who participated in the Infomaniac Deck Your Balls Event...
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And remember, Bitches. If Mistress MJ can make it through the HELL-idays, so can you.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Deck Your Balls Event!
The Infomaniac DECK YOUR BALLS event is here!
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Let's start our holiday décor extravaganza off with Mistress Maddie as she's hosting a festive décor event of her own today too. Click here to see what Mistress Maddie and her Bitches have on display.
MISTRESS MADDIE...
This year I did a branch tree, with all red lights. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering about all the red light glowing from the windows!!! And my balls seem to hang so much more comfortably in these branches! Course there are balls all over the place around here.
LX...
My new ornaments for this year: carved wooden Angels from the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas market in Berlin. Each is about 1.75 inches (45 mm) tall.
Did I win yet?
Note from Mistress MJ: We here at Infomaniac remind you that the Deck Your Balls event is NOT a contest.
THOM...
I was unclear as to whether a photo of my decorated testicles was what you were looking for or merely holiday decor. I've opted for the latter.
For my entire adult life I have never had a Christmas tree, and probably never will. However for the past few years I've been putting up the tree for my parents. I've come to the conclusion that decorating an artificial tree is sort of like accessorizing a giant toilet brush. Anywho, here's the tree....
Note from Mistress MJ: Lovely tree, Thom, but we're guessing your testicles are even lovelier.
MITZI...
I haven't sent any cards out this year to anyone, so find attached my Christmas greetings. As you can see by the photograph I haven't gone overboard with the trimmings, I never do, Christmas can go and fuck itself.
TOPHER...
My limited yet Merry Yuletide decoration...
MISS SCARLET...
My Santa Gnome, sitting by the wood burning stove....
PRINCESS...
Note from Mistress MJ: There was no descriptive blurb from Prinny but then we all know she was heavily into the rum and eggnog in our comment box yesterday.
HUGGY JON...
This is the new addition in our collection of "bébelles de nouwelle". It easy to install, lights are already set. I just hope I'll be able to shove it back in its box on January 2nd. It was on special at Can-Ti, 25% rebate and with 9.25$ bonus cash of Canadian Tire money, that little bugger cost me less than six blowjobs. WOO-HOO!!!
AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)...
Here's my fucking Christmas! As a merchandiser and Holiday Specialist (Some Call Me Mr. Christmas) I really want to come home to a clean palette. I sling Christmas all day for those with more money than taste and at the end of the day, well, it's just plain tacky.So I mustered up the energy to sling the shit at my house this year. Very severe and decidedly a statement on the recession.
Happy Holidays Bitches...
SUNSHINE...
Note from Mistress MJ: Sunshine is one of Mistress Maddie's Bitches but his decorative balls are welcome here anytime!
MISTRESS MJ...
Christmas looks a lot like Pee-wee Herman chez Mistress MJ. As you can see, Pee-wee's waiting for me to insert the "Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special" DVD.
It's a Christmas tradition chez Mistress MJ to watch this zany holiday favourite featuring some amazing guests such as Cher, Joan Rivers, Grace Jones, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Little Richard, Charo, The Del Rubio Triplets and so many more! And, of course, the usual cast of characters.
It just doesn't get any better!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!
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Let's start our holiday décor extravaganza off with Mistress Maddie as she's hosting a festive décor event of her own today too. Click here to see what Mistress Maddie and her Bitches have on display.
MISTRESS MADDIE...
This year I did a branch tree, with all red lights. I'm sure the neighbors are wondering about all the red light glowing from the windows!!! And my balls seem to hang so much more comfortably in these branches! Course there are balls all over the place around here.
LX...
My new ornaments for this year: carved wooden Angels from the Gendarmenmarkt Christmas market in Berlin. Each is about 1.75 inches (45 mm) tall.
Did I win yet?
Note from Mistress MJ: We here at Infomaniac remind you that the Deck Your Balls event is NOT a contest.
THOM...
I was unclear as to whether a photo of my decorated testicles was what you were looking for or merely holiday decor. I've opted for the latter.
For my entire adult life I have never had a Christmas tree, and probably never will. However for the past few years I've been putting up the tree for my parents. I've come to the conclusion that decorating an artificial tree is sort of like accessorizing a giant toilet brush. Anywho, here's the tree....
Note from Mistress MJ: Lovely tree, Thom, but we're guessing your testicles are even lovelier.
MITZI...
I haven't sent any cards out this year to anyone, so find attached my Christmas greetings. As you can see by the photograph I haven't gone overboard with the trimmings, I never do, Christmas can go and fuck itself.
TOPHER...
My limited yet Merry Yuletide decoration...
MISS SCARLET...
My Santa Gnome, sitting by the wood burning stove....
PRINCESS...
Note from Mistress MJ: There was no descriptive blurb from Prinny but then we all know she was heavily into the rum and eggnog in our comment box yesterday.
HUGGY JON...
This is the new addition in our collection of "bébelles de nouwelle". It easy to install, lights are already set. I just hope I'll be able to shove it back in its box on January 2nd. It was on special at Can-Ti, 25% rebate and with 9.25$ bonus cash of Canadian Tire money, that little bugger cost me less than six blowjobs. WOO-HOO!!!
AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)...
Here's my fucking Christmas! As a merchandiser and Holiday Specialist (Some Call Me Mr. Christmas) I really want to come home to a clean palette. I sling Christmas all day for those with more money than taste and at the end of the day, well, it's just plain tacky.So I mustered up the energy to sling the shit at my house this year. Very severe and decidedly a statement on the recession.
Happy Holidays Bitches...
SUNSHINE...
Note from Mistress MJ: Sunshine is one of Mistress Maddie's Bitches but his decorative balls are welcome here anytime!
MISTRESS MJ...
Christmas looks a lot like Pee-wee Herman chez Mistress MJ. As you can see, Pee-wee's waiting for me to insert the "Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special" DVD.
It's a Christmas tradition chez Mistress MJ to watch this zany holiday favourite featuring some amazing guests such as Cher, Joan Rivers, Grace Jones, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Little Richard, Charo, The Del Rubio Triplets and so many more! And, of course, the usual cast of characters.
It just doesn't get any better!!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!
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