Filthy Friday - Deck Your Balls Edition

Be sure to drop by SATURDAY to see how an assortment of Infomaniac Bitches have decorated for the holidays!


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Is an "assortment" the correct word to use in describing a group of Infomaniac Bitches?

Or could you suggest a more suitable collective noun?

Margaret and Her Evil Twin

We're a little late to the party but birthday wishes are in order for the blogless Margaret (Infomaniac's new health inspector) and her evil twin...

Lover Undercover

Here's a little something from an album that keeps Mistress MJ warm on those cold winter nights. And let it be said that I love absolutely everything on Melody Gardot's "My One and Only Thrill". It's been on constant rotation here since its release in 2009. And yes, I've mentioned the CD before but it's that good.



We here at Infomaniac recommend listening to it by candlelight, whilst sipping a cocktail, artfully draped across your fainting chaise.

Now over to you, Bitches...

Do you have a CD that begs to be listened to by candlelight?

Wenis Wednesday

A reminder that TOMORROW (Thursday) is the deadline for your Deck Your Balls Event photos.



We want to see your holiday décor; whether it’s an entire room decked out for the festive season or something as simple as an ornament.

Meet Margaret

Introducing Margaret: Infomaniac’s new health inspector…


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Some of you may have been wondering, “Who is this Margaret and why is she infiltrating Mistress MJ’s comment box?”

Rest assured that Mistress MJ has known Margaret for some time.

Margaret can be found operating the gift shop over at Cookie’s successful salon, The Hair Hall of Fame. At The Hair Hall of Fame you’ll find not only Margaret and Cookie but bitchin’ beauticians such as Mistress MJ herself, Normadesmond, Jason, AyeM8y, Thom, and other skilled stylists.

Margaret will be making appearances here on Infomaniac from time to time to inspect the premises and report on her findings.

And did we mention she has an evil twin?...

kabuki is back

kabuki zero, who has been missing for a month due to faulty reception, has returned...


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Would you Bitches mind filling him in on what he's missed during the past few weeks?

Don We Now Our Festive Muumuus

Here we see Peenee and Norma getting into the festive spirit in their holiday muumuus...


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But who's that half-passed out in the lower right-hand corner?

Holiday Decor Reminder

A reminder that your holiday decor photos are due on Thursday, December 20th.


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We want to see your holiday décor; whether it’s an entire room decked out for the festive season or something as simple as an ornament.

So show us your baubles and bits and get those photos in by Thursday!

Son of Norma

Norma and son...


[thanks, Wally!]

Reunited at last.

IKEA Catalogue Shopping

Mistress MJ hopes to spend the day catching up with your blogs and flipping through the new IKEA catalogue...


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UPDATE: Change of plan. Must go to work. So much for a relaxing day. Catch you later, Bitches!

Sleeping it Off

Mistress MJ has just completed three days of overtime hell, has been over-served at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge by the Official Infomaniac Bartender, and will post after a good night's sleep, sometime on Thursday.

Ikeas Homonkulus

Undoubtedly, you were riveted by our "Going Bananas in Canada" post earlier this week.

Because you Mistress MJ can't get enough of this story, you'll want to see this...


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More on the painting here.

The monkey was moved to a primate sanctuary but in a news update, Infomaniac has learned that his owner, who was fined for breaking the city's prohibited-animal bylaw, is seeking to regain custody.

"He belongs to his mother. He's not a monkey, he's my son."

Official Infomaniac Bartender

Introducing the Official Infomaniac Bartender...



In addition to his titles "Mr. Nude Infomaniac" AND "Official Penis of Infomaniac," AyeM8y aka Mean Dirty Pirate is now the Official Infomaniac Bartender.

So why not belly up to the bar at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge?

Ask him to mix you a COCKtail using his amazing "Swizzle Dick" or "Little Pirate" as we sometimes refer to it.

Bottoms up, Bitches!

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

You've all met Kevin aka KDNA...

He's one of the "Fab Five" Kitchen Queens...yes, the Kitchen Queen who submitted that mouth-watering Poulet Au Paprika recipe.


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Above we see Kevin suspiciously eyeing the Salty Ding Dong that Norma has baked for his birthday.

Go ahead and EAT IT, Kevin!

For those of you who don't know Kevin (he's a fellow Canadian, by the way,) here's all you need to know... in his own words...

"blahblahblah GAY blahblah MADONNA ............... now you know everything."



Happy birthday, Kevin!

Going Bananas in Canada

At Ikea...


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Video clip here.

Meanwhile, Somewhere in Germany…

As you may know, Mr. Lax (LX) has been vacationing in Germany for the past few months but has just returned home to Texas.

Infomaniac has obtained photographic proof of what actually went on when he visited fellow Infomaniac Bitch, Herr Mago, at an undisclosed location, somewhere in Germany…


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Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah!

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah (choose your favourite spelling ... apparently there are at least 16 ways to spell it.)

Whatever spelling you choose, it begins tonight at sunset so let's light the menorah, shall we?...



Okay, so the Infomaniac menorah has more than seven branches. What does a shiksa know of Jewish traditions?

In any case, you'll need this to stub out your fag ends...



Shalom, Bitches!

Filthy Friday

A reminder that the deadline for the Deck Your Balls event is December 20th.


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So far, we've had only ONE submission.

And no, the photo above is NOT the one submission we speak of.

Update on Donn

Proof that you can't keep a good man down...

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If you've been following Infomaniac today, you know that it's Donn's birthday but that he was recently hospitalized.

Thanks to Vicus and Miss Scarlet who both sent me good news, gleaned from Donn's Facebook page.

Here's what Donn has to say...

Thank You all for the Get Wells & Positive Vibes & Birthday Wishes.
Thanks to the miracle of modern science I dodged a bullet and got a second chance...I had some blockage in the 60 - 95% category corrected with stents and chemicals have restored my blood pressure down from the Giraffe range.
I will try to catch up in the next day or so but I am pretty tired... thank you for the very kind thoughts & words.
Love & Peace to All

Buddy Up

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If you saw my earlier "Happy Birthday, Donn" post, you'll know that Donn is in the hospital, on the mend from a mild heart attack.

You Bitches on Facebook already knew about Donn's condition but those of us without Facebook accounts were in the dark.

And this got me thinking...

Suppose you've been hospitalized or you're too sick to blog?

If you're someone who posts daily or someone who comments every day on other Bitches' blogs, your absence is noticed if you're missing for a few days.

We might assume you're too busy to blog but then again...what if you're seriously ill?

Not that we can actually DO anything about your condition but some of us nosy bitches want to know how you're doing and where the hell you are.

But then again, maybe you'd rather keep your condition to yourself and the rest of us nosy Bitches can bugger off.

How do we let the other Bitches know what's going on?

This can be tricky if you're too sick even to publish a short post. It probably means you don't even have the strength to send a quick email message to a fellow blogger who could then relay the news to the others.

So WHAT TO DO?

What do you Bitches suggest?

Should you each choose a blogging buddy to inform if you're out-of-sorts for an extended period of time and the blogging buddy could then inform the rest of us? But again, this might not be possible if you're too sick to email your buddy.

And I don't mean to be morbid but if I died, how would any of you Bitches know?


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I suppose after being stuck with the same Filthy Friday image for months on end, you'd all figure it out.

Anyway, back to our topic.

Suggestions welcome on what to do, Bitches.

And the first person to tell me I should get a Facebook account will get kicked up the arse.