Friday, April 25, 2014

Champagne Celebration

We here at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge propose a champagne celebration...your reward for making it through another work week.


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But remember...


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Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Couple of the Month


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Discovered browsing the Infomaniac Art Gallery.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Monday, April 21, 2014

Vaginal Art

Vaginal Knitting. No, I'm not talking about the time I knit myself a new uterus...



An Australian artist spent 28 days knitting from wool that she inserted in her vagina.

Everyday she took a new skein of wool that was wound so that it would unravel from the centre and she stuck it up inside her... and then she pulled out the thread and knitted.



Meanwhile, back at the Infomaniac Art Gallery...

More recently, a Swiss artist "gave birth" to a painting by ejecting paint-filled eggs from her vagina.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Friday, April 18, 2014

Filthy Friday

Don't try this at home, Bitches...

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Save it for the pub.

Everyone loves a good party trick.

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Infomaniac Art Gallery

Welcome to the Infomaniac Art Gallery.



Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Monday, April 14, 2014

Quote of the Week

Infomaniac awards the "Quote of the Week" to MUSCATO.


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Dialogue between Mistress MJ & Muscato, as follows:

Mistress MJ: "Remember to apply sunscreen to your swimsuit area."

MUSCATO: "Oh, MJ, kind of you as always to think of me, but for the good of the nation, my swimsuit area hasn't seen the sun since the second Reagan administration - it's just better that way for all concerned.

Quote found on comments section of this post.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

A Date With Don Draper

I have a date with Don Draper this evening for the seventh and final season of "Mad Men."


Disturb me at your peril.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Attention Whorticulturists

Thanks to Norma asking about "whorticulturists" in the comments of our previous post, we thought this might be a good time, being that it's supposedly spring, to pose the following question:


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Do you Bitches want to participate in another annual Garden Photos Event later this year?

Friday, April 11, 2014

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Six Inches on the Way

Big snowstorm here last night.


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With another 6 inches expected overnight.


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Saturday, March 29, 2014

Remote Control Overload

Back in Mr. Peenee's day, your television set had two knobs: one knob to turn the TV off and on, and to adjust the volume; the other knob to change channels.


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What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?


Above: Norma looks confused.


Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...


How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday

Is the glass half empty or half full?...


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And what about your glass, Bitches?

Monday, March 24, 2014

Smelly Balls

Is this the going rate?...

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Reply Hazy, Try Again

It's Infomaniac's 8th anniversary.



Will this blog continue?

Ask the Magic 8 Ball.