[via]
What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?
Saturday, March 29, 2014
Remote Control Overload
Back in Mr. Peenee's day, your television set had two knobs: one knob to turn the TV off and on, and to adjust the volume; the other knob to change channels.
[via]
What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?
[via]
What happened? Why do we have so many remote controls? And why can't you ever find one when you need it?
Above: Norma looks confused.
Below: Cookie thinks she has the answer...
How many remote control devices do you have, Bitches?
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FIRST! One.....lonely big remote.
ReplyDeleteIs it the Jumbo Universal Remote that Cookie is demonstrating?
DeleteI can whack it with my big dick.
DeleteYou mean the Cookie Monster?
DeleteJust one.
ReplyDeleteAustralia's best seller.
DeleteIn the shape of an invasive species.
There are five but I'm not allowed to touch them...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: The wife never is.
Delete"now, which one of these turns the blender off?"
ReplyDeleteNORMA: The “liquefy” button is in constant use here at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge.
Deletemust be the same liquefy
Deletebutton that automatically
comes on when i sit on the can.
NORMA: And there goes my appetite.
DeleteIf British Gas have their way, we'll only need one. Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Putting the “ass” in British Gass.
DeleteI'm old fashioned. I use a hammer.
ReplyDeletemago, how flintstonian of you!
DeleteNorma, do you see Mago as a “Fred” or a “Barney?”
Deletehmm, that's a tough one....
Deletei'm hoping he giggles like betty
because i know he's as friendly as dino.
Dino ?
DeleteDino Martin ?
dino, as in the purple thing behind fred & wilma.
DeleteNow let's go and have kishkes.
DeleteAt least six! Including the the wii that controls netflix and hulu. Also my phone pulls double duty. Nowadays you can't even change the channel on the TV itself without a pair of magnifying glasses.
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: Wii? Netflix? Hulu?
DeleteAre you trying to confuse Norma even MORE?
so you think my zenith chromacolor only gets the three networks? i get everything the pirate has!
Deletewhat i hate is when you linger on QVC for a moment & push a button to change the channel & POW! instead of my favorite episode of "little house on the prairie" i end up buying a joan rivers' blouse!
NORMA: We know you also purchased Joan Rivers’ “Great Hair Day Fill-in Powder.”
DeleteFormulated with Procapil!
So dahrling... how's the weather in Ottawa this mording? I guess the tulips are in full bloom, eh?
ReplyDelete*morning!
DeleteJON: Very funny. I awoke to a heavy blanket of snow this morning. And it’s still snowing!!!
DeleteBonjour, yourSELF!
"a heavy blanket of snow" - you are supposed to enter the house before you lie down ...
DeleteDarn kids with their darn gizmos.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it past your bedtime, Peenee?
Delete