Friday, April 25, 2014

Champagne Celebration

We here at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge propose a champagne celebration...your reward for making it through another work week.


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    1. The sign distinctly says "Press for Champagne," NOT "Press for Chi Chi."

      Perhaps you've had one too many chi chis.

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  2. Thank goodness I'm English...
    Sx

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: The Gincuzzi and the Vodka Fountain are at your disposal, as ever.

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    2. Sorry, the Gincuzzi is already in use.

      Although, there may be room for one more if I slide along...

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    3. MR. DeVICE: You’ve left a ring around the Gincuzzi.

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  4. Ah Yes,
    The lilting American female... Too delicate for champagne, I guess that's why they guzzle vodka.

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    1. WALLY: Would you like a “bendy straw” with your beverage?

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  5. Gosh, I've never had any complaints about my head, especially after several glasses of champagne...

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    1. AYEM8Y: Heads up, everybody…. Swizzle Dick is here!

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  6. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends!

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    1. THOMBEAU: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

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  7. It's a good job 'Petra's not around - His button-pushing finger would be worn down to a nubbin!

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    1. MR. DeVICE: Petra pops up from time to time when he’s not locked himself away in the loo; waxing his legs and varnishing his fingernails.

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  8. Champagne is a good friend through the whole day.

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  9. Don't throw out that empty bottle of Moet, save it for the next time you're having a 'do' just decant some White Lightening cider into it, your friends will think you're spoiling them. Another glass of Trampagne Miss Kitt ?

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    1. MITZI: Another fabulous home entertainment tip from our friend Mitzi, “Miss Benidorm 2008.”

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  10. and here i thought champagne
    was the name of the new help.

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    1. NORMA: Have you met her sisters, Brandy, Sherry and Chardonnay?

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