Monday, April 14, 2014

Quote of the Week

Infomaniac awards the "Quote of the Week" to MUSCATO.


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Dialogue between Mistress MJ & Muscato, as follows:

Mistress MJ: "Remember to apply sunscreen to your swimsuit area."

MUSCATO: "Oh, MJ, kind of you as always to think of me, but for the good of the nation, my swimsuit area hasn't seen the sun since the second Reagan administration - it's just better that way for all concerned.

Quote found on comments section of this post.

17 comments:

  1. It's good to know that Muscato is a red-blooded patriot, we have enough troubles in the U.S. without having to worry about catching a glimpse of his swimsuit area...

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    1. WALLY: I’d like to run his swimsuit up the pole and salute it.

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  2. No worries about me noticing Muscato. I went into shock during the first Reagan administration!

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    1. And was that shock a result of shock therapy you won from some contest?

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    2. LX & MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ll let you Bitches work this one out on your own time.

      No hair pulling.

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  3. Hell, Muscato, you have no worries. Most of those residents in Florida probably haven't even wore a bathing suit in ages and probably can't see , hence mixing up the sunscreen for Prepartation H. Isn't that right Norma?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: No sign of Norma yet today.

      Try yelling into her ear trumpet.

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    2. ⓕⓨⓘ:

      i am always in bathing attire of some kind & my nether regions are systematically waxed weekly.

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    3. NORMA: Are you a swimsuit model? A lifeguard? A porn star? Esther Williams?

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  4. Not a bad Hurrah from Mr O'Connell, there.

    And pre-Reagan Muscato looks rather fetching in that last pic.

    Oh, Hai, MJ!

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    1. Oh hai, MR. DEVICE!

      We've missed you.

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  5. Interesting to notice that Mr. O'Connell sports hairy legs, while Old Ronnie goes for hairless babyskin.

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    1. MAGO: A point worth pondering.

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  6. Muscato needs to get himself to the baths and up on the sun deck.

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    1. COOKIE: He’ll need a wide-brimmed chapeau, à la Sophia Loren.

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