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Dialogue between Mistress MJ & Muscato, as follows:
Mistress MJ: "Remember to apply sunscreen to your swimsuit area."
MUSCATO: "Oh, MJ, kind of you as always to think of me, but for the good of the nation, my swimsuit area hasn't seen the sun since the second Reagan administration - it's just better that way for all concerned.
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It's good to know that Muscato is a red-blooded patriot, we have enough troubles in the U.S. without having to worry about catching a glimpse of his swimsuit area...
ReplyDeleteWALLY: I’d like to run his swimsuit up the pole and salute it.
DeleteNo worries about me noticing Muscato. I went into shock during the first Reagan administration!
ReplyDeleteAnd was that shock a result of shock therapy you won from some contest?
DeleteLX & MISTRESS MADDIE: I’ll let you Bitches work this one out on your own time.
DeleteNo hair pulling.
Hell, Muscato, you have no worries. Most of those residents in Florida probably haven't even wore a bathing suit in ages and probably can't see , hence mixing up the sunscreen for Prepartation H. Isn't that right Norma?
ReplyDeleteMISTRESS MADDIE: No sign of Norma yet today.
DeleteTry yelling into her ear trumpet.
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Deletei am always in bathing attire of some kind & my nether regions are systematically waxed weekly.
NORMA: Are you a swimsuit model? A lifeguard? A porn star? Esther Williams?
DeleteNot a bad Hurrah from Mr O'Connell, there.
ReplyDeleteAnd pre-Reagan Muscato looks rather fetching in that last pic.
Oh, Hai, MJ!
Oh hai, MR. DEVICE!
DeleteWe've missed you.
JON: Junk in the trunk!
ReplyDeleteInteresting to notice that Mr. O'Connell sports hairy legs, while Old Ronnie goes for hairless babyskin.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: A point worth pondering.
DeleteMuscato needs to get himself to the baths and up on the sun deck.
ReplyDeleteCOOKIE: He’ll need a wide-brimmed chapeau, à la Sophia Loren.
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