Saturday, April 12, 2014

Attention Whorticulturists

Thanks to Norma asking about "whorticulturists" in the comments of our previous post, we thought this might be a good time, being that it's supposedly spring, to pose the following question:


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Do you Bitches want to participate in another annual Garden Photos Event later this year?

31 comments:

  1. YES!!
    I think it was Dorothy Parker who said: You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her read.
    Sx

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    1. Will you be submitting a photo of your bullocks again this year, Miss Scarlet?

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    2. I do believe the line from the estimable Ms Parkier is "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think!"

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    3. Trust a friend of Dorothy to get that right.

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    4. Thank you, Toper! I knew it was something like that.
      Sx

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    5. Last night, I did one of those ridiculous quizzes on Facebook "Which Wizard of Oz character are you" and I am Dorothy which makes the Mistress' comments all the more appropriate and yet, eerie.

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    6. TOPHER: We here at Infomaniac have crystal balls.

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    7. So that's where they went. I've been looking high and low for them!

      And in answer to the horticulture question: Yes!

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    8. MR. DeVICE: Well, that means you have to stick around 'til the end of summer to submit your photos.

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  2. I have a garden now... and the previous owners knew how to garden! So I will take some pictures before I kill it all.
    Sx

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  3. i do hope you've included that
    little packet of powder with this
    arrangement. pity to let them wilt
    too quickly.

    (contest away dear!)

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    1. Mistress MJ is never without her little packet of powder.

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  4. Hmmm... a (w)hole new perspective on blossoming rosebuds; can't help but admire an innovative florist.

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    1. TOMASS: Perhaps you’d be interested in something a bit more tasteful.

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    2. Yikes. I think I'll stick to the back garden.

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    3. TOMASS: Rumour has it that you’ve had a lot of things stuck in your “back garden.”

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    4. Flowers are showy, but vegetables seem more fitting.

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  5. Ya know, a fancy vase would take up less room amd be less Lilly to "fahrt".

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    1. Good point, COOKIE.

      The centrepiece must never block the guests' view.

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  6. "My name is Jon, and I am a whorticulturist!" And yes, of course I'd love to take part in your garden "show and tell"... Jx

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    1. JON: Your English garden is a thing of beauty, sure to delight us all.

      How about a shot of you and your Missus tiptoeing through the tulips?

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    2. JON: Just last year I discovered the joys of Hinge and Bracket and I ordered the complete boxed set!

      I've become a "Dear Ladies" fan, albeit late to the plate.

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    3. They are - or were, there's only "Doctor Evadne" left - marvellous, and, inevitably firm favourites here at Dolores Delargo Towers... Jx

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  7. Yes, please do. Did I win yet?

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    1. GROUCHY: I’ll take that as a yes.

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