Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Infomaniac Art Gallery

Welcome to the Infomaniac Art Gallery.



33 comments:

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    1. TOMASS: Is this your first first in the comments section of Infomaniac?

      If so, when you are first you must yell, “Yay! First!”

      It is an Infomaniac tradition, started by that late, great Infomaniac Bitch Piggy. If you look to the right of this page, near the top, you’ll see Piggy’s arse which is, of itself, an Infomaniac icon.

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    2. Tomass is an open book. I must have him in for drinks sometime!!!! You know a love myself an art-ist!

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    3. MISTRESS MADDIE: If Tomass is an open book, are you looking at his verso or his recto?

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  2. I want to stick eyes and a nose above the mouth.
    Sx

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    1. Pucker up and give granny a kiss!

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    2. MISS SCARLET & MITZI: I can see that I can’t leave you two unsupervised for a minute.

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  3. Call me when they start whistling Dixie...

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    1. WALLY: Speaking of whistling, if Roger Whittaker ever puts out another album, this should be the cover art.

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    2. Well at least it wasn't Papa oom mow mow...

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  4. It's true what they say about art:

    Beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder.

    Let's hope it's NOT a Scratch and Sniff exhibition.

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    1. EROS: A reminder that Infomaniac is a scratch ‘n’ sniff blog.

      Come closer at your peril.

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  5. Oh...so now it's "art" is it?

    I recognize these "after" photos from the anal wart removal wing of your "Infomaniac House of Beauty."

    Nice that you can recycle them after you had to close...

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    1. AYEM8Y: Note that he’s wiping down the photograph with one of those shoddy anal bleach wipes you’ve been trying to market through the Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium.

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  6. What a job - polishing arses the whole day ...

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    1. MAGO: Admit it.

      You’ve had worse jobs.

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  7. That's ok, I didn't need to eat my lunch today anyway. And why are we looking at pictures of Ann Coulter?

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: It’s bad enough that I posted a photo of Ronald RayGun just the other day but now THIS?

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    2. Click here for a political memo.

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  8. "Arse for Art's Sake"? Jx

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    1. JON: The next Turner Prize winner.

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    1. COOKIE: I see you didn’t turn the other cheek.

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  10. i don't understand how you could've opened the doors without the gallery's docent at the helm!

    everyone relax, i am here.

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    1. MITZI: Actually, I’m looking at something from Martha Stewart’s superneutral paint palette.

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  12. Oh, I'm sorry, I was looking for the Arse Gallery.

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    1. PEENEE: The arse gallery?

      You’ll have to go in through the back door.

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