While we welcome service animals and pets to share in the wonderful experience that is the Infomaniac Art Gallery, we respectfully remind our visitors that for the safety of our patrons and visitors and staff and for the protection of the exhibits, please keep your pets on a leash and dutifully clean up after them. Thank you.
Mr Beastie scrubs up well. I nearly didn't recognise him without the banana protrusion.
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MISS SCARLET: THIS banana protrusion?
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FIRST!!!
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FIRST! ahem...this does give one pause
ReplyDeletedamn...not first!
DeleteTOPHER: Because you paused, you lost valuable time beating Miss Scarlet to first.
DeleteLet that be a lesson to you.
the gallery needs the floors washed. Those feet!
ReplyDeleteGROUCHY: Some of our patrons like it that way.
DeleteIs that the entrance to the Mapplethorpe exhibit? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
ReplyDeleteLX: Funny you should ask.
DeleteMay we please have your attention:
ReplyDeleteWhile we welcome service animals and pets to share in the wonderful experience that is the Infomaniac Art Gallery, we respectfully remind our visitors that for the safety of our patrons and visitors and staff and for the protection of the exhibits, please keep your pets on a leash and dutifully clean up after them. Thank you.
EROS: We have thoughtfully provided a solution.
DeleteI find the two most disturbing and strangest holes in the picture are the ones on the wall.
ReplyDeleteEROS: Surely they’re too small to be gloryholes.
DeleteI can see a FUPA.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to see a FUPA, though.
Mr.DeVICE: What has been seen cannot be unseen.
DeleteAnd there's me thinking that Iain Duncan-Smith was just our Secretary of State for Work and Pensions and "most hated man in Britain"... Jx
ReplyDeleteJON: Iain Duncan-Smith’s surpassed Jeremy Kyle?
DeleteI can’t keep up.
Mr Kyle has nothing on IDS... jx
DeleteI wonder how long Divine and Stanley Tucci have been down there...
ReplyDeleteAYEM8Y: As long as it takes.
Deletealways enjoy life imitating art and then
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NORMA: Not content with being the Official Infomaniac Greeter, are you now the Official Infomaniac Philosopher?
Deletep.s. Mind the gap.
DeleteWhy do my comments always end up with huge gaps in between the words?
i thought you wrote, mind the gash.
Deleteto which i can only reply, i do.
Browsing for what, exactly?
ReplyDeletePEENEE: I’m not sure exactly but not surprisingly, they bypassed the vaginal art exhibition.
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