Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Couple of the Month


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Discovered browsing the Infomaniac Art Gallery.

28 comments:

  1. Mr Beastie scrubs up well. I nearly didn't recognise him without the banana protrusion.
    Sx

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  2. FIRST! ahem...this does give one pause

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    1. TOPHER: Because you paused, you lost valuable time beating Miss Scarlet to first.

      Let that be a lesson to you.

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  3. the gallery needs the floors washed. Those feet!

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    1. GROUCHY: Some of our patrons like it that way.

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  4. Is that the entrance to the Mapplethorpe exhibit? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."

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  5. May we please have your attention:

    While we welcome service animals and pets to share in the wonderful experience that is the Infomaniac Art Gallery, we respectfully remind our visitors that for the safety of our patrons and visitors and staff and for the protection of the exhibits, please keep your pets on a leash and dutifully clean up after them. Thank you.

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    1. EROS: We have thoughtfully provided a solution.

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  6. I find the two most disturbing and strangest holes in the picture are the ones on the wall.

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    1. EROS: Surely they’re too small to be gloryholes.

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  7. I can see a FUPA.

    I don't want to see a FUPA, though.

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    1. Mr.DeVICE: What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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  8. And there's me thinking that Iain Duncan-Smith was just our Secretary of State for Work and Pensions and "most hated man in Britain"... Jx

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    1. JON: Iain Duncan-Smith’s surpassed Jeremy Kyle?

      I can’t keep up.

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    2. Mr Kyle has nothing on IDS... jx

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  9. I wonder how long Divine and Stanley Tucci have been down there...

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  10. always enjoy life imitating art and then
    art imitating life with cheese & wine to follow.

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    1. NORMA: Not content with being the Official Infomaniac Greeter, are you now the Official Infomaniac Philosopher?

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    2. p.s. Mind the gap.

      Why do my comments always end up with huge gaps in between the words?

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    3. i thought you wrote, mind the gash.
      to which i can only reply, i do.

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    1. PEENEE: I’m not sure exactly but not surprisingly, they bypassed the vaginal art exhibition.

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