Sunday, April 13, 2014

A Date With Don Draper

I have a date with Don Draper this evening for the seventh and final season of "Mad Men."


Disturb me at your peril.

21 comments:

  1. FIRST!

    I wouldn't dream of interrupting you, Don and his penis.

    You kids have a nice time now...

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    1. Mmm, the dinner options require consideration.

      John Hamm's wang is served, "Commando Free-ball" style while Don Draper's steak is "Smothered in Underwear."

      It's a personal preference.

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    2. AYEM8Y: I see you took "hold the sauce" literally.

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  2. I am not familiar with the man, but I have dated his penis, always a good time.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: You’ve dated his penis?

      I hope he’ll piss and tell!

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    2. piss and tell, that's hall of fame worthy!

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    3. NORMA: I would feature myself on Quote of the Week but that distinction is going to someone else….stay tuned for a new post tomorrow.

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    4. like i ever change the channel.

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    5. NORMA: I like to think you can still use knobs here on Infomaniac for that purpose.

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  3. I have an appointment with the Draper as well. I was thinking mauve velvet.

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    1. JASON: To match your Liz Taylor eyes?

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  4. I hared he'll g ... - oh no spoiler here !

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  5. I'll be back tomorrow, Bitches.

    I have to go make myself beautiful for my date.

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  6. And is Jon Hamm not the hottest motherfucker, ever?

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    1. COOKIE: I’m preaching to the converted.

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  7. Well, I hope he finds something better than cigarettes to occupy his lips while he entertains you.

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    1. EROS: He can’t respond to your comment with his mouth full.

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  8. I smell pork. Someone open the window while I spray some air freshener in here.

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    1. HAYWARD: I smell an Infomaniac Bitch who’s been away too long!

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