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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."
We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.
-- The Management
I'm still waiting for the FUKITOL® dispenser...
ReplyDeleteGuess it's back to the
ReplyDeletewaterproof mascara counter for me!
I'm just glad my small, but sensible, comment made a difference. You see, change IS possible. We MUST continue to protest the EVIL OVERLORDS! DEATH TO THE MISTRESS.
ReplyDeleteSorry. I may have gotten carried away there.
ReplyDeleteHazed out, dear Peenee ?
DeleteGood to see that it is the no-nonsense stuff one may find in labs.
ReplyDeleteOh how well the Mistress cares for us !
Is it time for an intervention?
ReplyDeleteA one stop pit stop...right next to the wet wipe dispenser no doubt.
ReplyDeleteIs it gin?
ReplyDeleteSx
Wazzat?!? Did someone say gin??
DeleteOh. Maddie got here first and drained it dry.
"Now you say you're sorry
ReplyDeleteFor being so untrue
Well you can cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you
You drove me, nearly drove me
Out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember, I remember
All that you said
Told me love was too plebeian
Told me you were through with me
And now you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river
Cry me a river
I cried a river over you."
That's the patented "Julie London Eye-Moistener"® version.
Jx
Nice. The only thing better would be a hot facial towel or a cannabis advent calendar to help one relax and feel refreshed.
ReplyDeleteHas Peenee issued a fatwa on The Mistress?
ReplyDeleteNo, but it's possible I may have mentioned the words "fathead" and "mistress" in the same sentence, a time or tow.
Delete*snigger*
DeleteDammit, where's that new batch of "banned" stickers?!
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