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The Mistress is jingling her bells and sporting her Mistletoe Belt Buckle to wish you Bitches a Merry Christmas...
And to our 3.5 Jewish readers, enjoy your "traditional Jewish Christmas" at the Chinese restaurant of your choice...
And to our one faithful reader from Germany...
The Mistress will see you back here shortly after Christmas.
We here at Infomaniac wish you love, laughter, and for those of you who need a little something extra to get you through the holidays, oxycodone PEZ dispensers...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!
I see you have even the tity tree decorated!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm off for another gin and tonic....but wish you a Happy Yuletide!!!! Only with , I hope, a bigger yule log.
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MISTRESS MADDIE: My titty tree is a far cry from your decorated windows but I’m giving it my all this year.
DeleteYule be back soon, I hope. Merry Christmas!
I see the bell on your left nipple is heavier. More of a dong then a ding.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas, MJ.
DINAHMOW: Next year I’m going with the Christmas Pudding Nipple Tassels.
DeleteHappy Christmas to you!
Ah, the mistletoe belt buckle! Christmas is truly here!!! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteHey! All these oxycodone Pez dispensers have been reserved by Peenee!
MR. DeVICE: Those PEZ dispensers have Peenee’s name all over them.
DeleteHappy Christmas to my favourite witch!
damn right bitches
DeleteSee you later at Bernstein's - Happy Christmas, Mistress.
ReplyDeleteMAGO: If you look closely at the sign in the Bernstein’s photo, it looks like it says that the “authentic Chinese food” was supervised by a Rabbi.
DeleteApparently, it was the first kosher Chinese restaurant in New York City.
I hope you can see the “Frohe Weihnachten” in orange letters on the photo below it. When I saw that photo, I thought of you.
I saw, I read, I smiled - thank you, Mistress !
DeleteAnd just to let you know, my body is un-pearced, I do not carry additional metal parts with me, sorry.
I must return to my diet, no alc, no sugar, no fat.
Love your holiday outfit. You will cause a sensation at church. Merriest of Christmases
ReplyDeleteJEFFERY: I may be excommunicated but I’ll go out on a high note.
DeleteGo forth and be festive!
Merry Christmas to you MJ and all the bitches! Those are robust musical talents you have. I’d love to see your rendition of “Flight of the Bumblebee”.
ReplyDeleteHAYWARD: I’m going for more of a disco sound this year.
DeleteMerry Christmas!
And the bells were ringing out
ReplyDeleteFor Christmas day!
"You're a bum, you're a punk"
"You're an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead
On a drip in that bed"
"You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy Christmas, your arse
I pray God it's our last"
Brings tears to the eye - enjoy the season, Mistress, and be careful not to black both of your eyes while you twirl those things! Jx
JON: I should take offense at those lyrics but coming from you, it’s an honour.
DeleteHappy Christmas!
Ring them bells, sister! Happy Christmas! xoxox
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: Merry Christmas! See you ‘round here for your birthday/New Year’s Eve celebration.
Delete"It's such a happy thing to hear 'em ting-a-ling, You gotta ring them bells."
ReplyDeleteI'm not a jewess but I do have a table booked at Zaffran Indian restaurant tonight!
Happy Christmas!
Thank you for all the laughs and intriguing (and disturbing) finds this year, MJ. You make our bloggerhood a festive and fun place to be. Thank you for your support, your friendship,and for sharing some great musical treasures with us. You make us smile and cheer us up when things get rough. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteFeliz navidad prospero año y felicidad!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
To you, MJ, and yours and all you splendid, extraordinary, and fabulous Infomaniac bitches and readers!
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May the Season fill y'all with warmth, joy, and serenity. And May the New Year Year bring you good fortune, keep you in good health, and surround you with wonderful people, great experiences, and good times. Cheers and Best wishes! Be safe, be warm, and be full of good food, good drinks, and good cheer!
May the Holidays fill you with peace, joy, warmth, and comfort. Or at the very least, may you find a piece of pie to enjoy with the warmth of some Southern Comfort.
Merriest of Christmas to all. Send us some good mojo from the sane nation to the north. We could use it.
ReplyDeleteI assume you won't get around to reading this for a couple of days, so Happy Boxing Day.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she took Boxing Day off.
DeleteMany blessings always my Mistress.
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Thanks to everyone who popped by with Christmas greetings.
ReplyDeleteWe here at Infomaniac hope you're enjoying the holidays.