Saturday, December 02, 2017

Weekend

The Mistress has recuperated from her injury and all is well...

What kind of weekend are you Bitches having?
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  1. Mistress Maddie10:38 AM, December 02, 2017

    But I see your legs are still up.

    First! I have my first Christmas Party to go to. Yes, I said Christmas Party.

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    1. The Mistress10:39 AM, December 02, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: That's the part of my body that was injured. I'm just giving it a "leg up" and I'm looking forward to a "leg over."

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    2. Mistress Maddie11:28 AM, December 02, 2017

      Nice to hear your positivity. Your sure to be doing the Hokey Pokey for all the holiday parties dear.

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    3. The Mistress11:30 AM, December 02, 2017

      MISTRESS MADDIE: I'm still not ready for high heels but I know you'll be the belle of all YOUR balls.

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  2. Anonymous11:20 AM, December 02, 2017

    This furniture does not help with a lick of leg ...

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    1. The Mistress11:31 AM, December 02, 2017

      MAGO: Obstacles are meant to be overcome.

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    2. Anonymous12:35 PM, December 02, 2017

      Per aspera ad astra, yah ?

      I told you that I hate diy.

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    3. The Mistress4:34 PM, December 02, 2017

      MAGO: It’s all coming back to me.

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  3. Ms Scarlet11:39 AM, December 02, 2017

    I believe the cat has been using the sofa as a scratching post.
    Pleased to see you are on the mend! Probably best to wear crocs in future to avoid further mishaps.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress4:34 PM, December 02, 2017

      MISS SCARLET: Did you not see THIS?

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    2. Ms Scarlet4:43 PM, December 02, 2017

      Oh my goodness!! Is this what happened to you??
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress4:49 PM, December 02, 2017

      I've never had a CROCS-related accident because I've never WORN Crocs.

      Luckily, my injury was not this severe. Just bad enough to keep me off my feet for a couple of weeks.

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    4. Inexplicable DeVice3:51 AM, December 03, 2017

      Pssst! Ms Scarlet! It seems The Very Mistress has not yet fully recovered as she's neglected to slap a "Banned by Infomaniac" sticker on you.
      We can get away with murder!

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    5. Ms Scarlet8:01 AM, December 03, 2017

      I believe she has run out of stickers! I will design new ones :-)
      Sx

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    6. The Mistress10:46 AM, December 03, 2017

      MISS SCARLET: When you get those stickers made up, slap one of Norma for me, would you?

      Don't get any ideas, Mr. DeVice. I'm watching you.

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    7. normadesmond1:38 PM, December 03, 2017

      Hurry up with those stickers, Xmas is coming!

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  4. Jon12:18 PM, December 02, 2017

    Good to see that the - ahem - medicine did the trick... Jx

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    1. Anonymous12:41 PM, December 02, 2017

      She's an old fashioned girl ...

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    2. The Mistress4:37 PM, December 02, 2017

      JON: Buckfast…also known as bum wine.

      MAGO: In more ways than one.

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    3. LẌ5:56 PM, December 02, 2017

      This being Infomaniac, I was expecting some concoction involving the British definition of "bum!"

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    4. Anonymous6:02 PM, December 02, 2017

      Bitter-sweet, with a cherry (optional).
      Ach ...

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  5. eroswings7:37 PM, December 02, 2017

    I'm trying to enjoy this last normal weekend before the holiday rush. It's the busy season for me. Crazy, stressful, and harrowing at times, but I like the adrenaline rush and the tiny bit of seasonal chaos/madness. Makes things interesting for a month or so.

    It's great to see you up and kicking...or at least a leg up and ready for kicking (ass, if the need arises).

    Now you can start a second career as a Rockette or Can-Can dancer.

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    1. The Mistress10:46 AM, December 03, 2017

      EROS: I just wanna be an Ikette. Sans the violence, of course.

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  6. normadesmond9:27 PM, December 02, 2017

    The hourglass on the buffet...
    ....is that to time the johns?

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    1. The Mistress10:47 AM, December 03, 2017

      NORMADESMOND: If only I hadn’t run out of “Banned” stickers.

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  7. mrpeenee10:59 PM, December 02, 2017

    So glad to see you back to whatever passes for normalcy thereabouts. I have spent the day in a narcotic haze. The usual.

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    1. The Mistress10:47 AM, December 03, 2017

      PEENEE: “The Daze of Narcotic Haze” starring Mr. Peenee.

      An adaptation from the film “The Days of Wine and Roses” starring Jack Lemmon.

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice3:57 AM, December 03, 2017

    Yesterday was a combination of corralling nieces and actually going out for a change (the theme for the night was: "I'm had a much bottles of lots wine" & #woddingdwunks). I was even back after the witching hour.
    Today will be spent recovering.

    Have you recuperated enough to get your stripy tights back on?

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    1. The Mistress10:48 AM, December 03, 2017

      MR. DeVICE: What is/are woddingdwunks?

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice11:14 AM, December 03, 2017

      I believe it was supposed to be #weddingdrunks but hand-eye coordination (not to mention coherence) had gone out of the window long ago by that point...

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    3. The Mistress11:23 AM, December 03, 2017

      I just figured it was another one of your Star Trek terms.

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