Monday, June 30, 2014

Canada Day is Coming

Canada Day is coming...



Canada celebrates its 147th birthday tomorrow.

However, on July 1st we'll be celebrating the birthday of another Grande Olde Dame.

Come back tomorrow and see for yourselves, Bitches.

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    1. LX: Are you trembling with it?

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  2. i think i might know someone who's
    celebrating her 147th birthday tomorrow as well.

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    1. NORMA: She’s one of my favourite old broads and she’s surprisingly on-the-ball for that age.

      And she keeps the foundation garment industry in business.

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  3. Canadian writing skills are not yet fully developed - is it an "E" or an "F" ?

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    1. It was an "L" and was supposed to be followed by an "O" to complete the name of the brand to GIGO-LO but someone was very hungry, if you see what I mean.

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    2. I'm still none the wiser. I thought it read 6160.

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  4. Will you be eating the very politically incorrect Putin dish?

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    1. CYBERPETE: Are you referring to the Canadian holy trinity of fries, gravy and cheese curds?

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    2. I think Pete was calling you a Grande Old Dame. Not that I'm stirring or nuffink.
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  5. My goodness, it's the FRCG shorts competition!!!
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    1. MISS SCARLET: Help me out here… FRCG Shorts?

      Freakin’ Red Canadian ----- ?

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    2. Freakin' Red Canadian Gnome Shorts!
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    3. Thank you, Miss Scarlet.

      Perhaps I need to make a tinfoil thinking cap.

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    4. I mis-read it as FROG competition.

      I took it quite personnaly actually.

      *pouts*

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  6. And like all things Canadian, it'll involve something sticky and a beaver!

    Happy Birthday, Canada! Thanks for the bacon and maple syrup!

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    1. EROS: Bacon, maple syrup, and don’t forget the caulking gun!

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    2. And Justin Bieber.

      And Céline...


      And I am SO banned, aren't I?

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    3. Arn't crocs a Canadian invention too ?

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  7. I see that Mistress has kept my underwear fresh from last year's celebration. What is her secret?

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  8. Will there be a contest? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  9. I might try that putain dish, but could one use a baked potato instead of chips, because I'm dieting?

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    1. I think the real Putin drink is with dinosaur water. And vodka to kill any ancient life forms.

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  10. Mistress MJ must go to bed.

    But first, she will publish the July 1st post.

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