Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Sport and Summer and Such

What with watching the World Cup, the onset of summer sunshine, and projects aplenty, posts will be sporadic over the next couple of months here on Infomaniac.



I shall see you now and then nonetheless.

Stay tuned, Bitches.

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  1. LẌ9:45 AM, June 11, 2014

    The Mistress is getting her vuvuzela warmed up for the World Cup?

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    1. The Mistress9:50 AM, June 11, 2014

      *Slaps THIS on LX's forehead*

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    2. Jon DeepBlue10:12 AM, June 11, 2014

      There isn't anymore place left on LX's forehead.

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    3. The Mistress10:35 AM, June 11, 2014

      HUGGY JON: Then we'll have to flip him over.

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  2. Mistress Maddie11:04 AM, June 11, 2014

    Do we really need to heat about your vuvuzela getting warmed up? Just put that sucker on ice for once.

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    1. The Mistress12:03 PM, June 11, 2014

      MISTRESS MADDIE: Don't think YOU'RE getting away with that comment Missy!

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    2. Mistress Maddie5:07 PM, June 12, 2014

      Just what my bumper needed, more propaganda.

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  3. Ms Scarlet11:43 AM, June 11, 2014

    I wish all footballers looked like that.
    Two words: Wayne Rooney.
    I will be watching Midsomer Murders instead... or teaching Mr Device the mystical value of the Kenwood food mixer. One or the other.
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress12:04 PM, June 11, 2014

      MISS SCARLET: And for mentioning Wayne Rooney.

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    2. Ms Scarlet12:09 PM, June 11, 2014

      Oops.
      Bet he wears crocs as well...
      Sx

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    3. The Mistress12:17 PM, June 11, 2014

      Did you not read the sticker, Miss Scarlet?

      *double ban in effect*

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    4. Jon2:09 PM, June 11, 2014

      But he's just so attractive... Jx

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    5. Ms Scarlet3:15 PM, June 11, 2014

      *swoons*
      Sx

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    6. Mitzi 5:38 PM, June 11, 2014

      I've got a bit of a twitch on!

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    7. The Mistress10:00 PM, June 11, 2014

      JON: It looks like he’s taken first prize in a gurning contest.

      *fetches smelling salts for MISS SCARLET*

      *fetches bucket of cold water to throw over MITZI*

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  4. Ms Scarlet1:17 PM, June 11, 2014

    *messes up decorative arrangement of china penis's and runs for the hills*
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress1:42 PM, June 11, 2014

      I misread that as Chinese penises.

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    2. Ms Scarlet1:59 PM, June 11, 2014

      I knew I should have gone for porcelain percys.
      Sx

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    3. Mitzi 5:39 PM, June 11, 2014

      M&S Percy Pigs?

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    4. Ms Scarlet5:44 PM, June 11, 2014

      What is the polite plural of penis? It has been bothering me since I tried to write my comment... I'm sure it should be penisi...but that opens up a whole new can of worms.
      Sx

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    5. Ms Scarlet5:45 PM, June 11, 2014

      Christ, I'm just going to go for 'dicks' and have done with it.
      Sx

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    6. The Mistress10:01 PM, June 11, 2014

      MISS SCARLET: Ha!

      How about “penii” or … PEENEE!

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    7. LẌ11:29 PM, June 11, 2014

      Vuvuzelii?

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    8. Anonymous8:12 AM, June 12, 2014

      Nom.pl. penis / penes
      Gen.pl. penium / penum
      Dat.pl. penibus
      Acc.pl. penis / penes / peneis
      Abl.pl. penibus
      Voc.pl. penes !

      Vuvuzela
      Plural would be vuvuzelae, guess it is a regular a-declinition (-arum, -ae, -ae, -is)
      For further information have a look in VORBERG, Gaston: Glossarium Eroticum, Hanau s.a. [1988, reprint] [first edition: Stuttgart 1928-1932]
      Vorberg (1875-1947) was a medic, I found no further biographic information about him.

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    9. The Mistress8:32 AM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: I want to ride the penibus.

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    10. Anonymous8:49 AM, June 12, 2014

      The big blue bus is calling us.

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    11. The Mistress8:52 AM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: And, of course, the Infomaniac Magic Bus.

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  5. Jimmy1:57 PM, June 11, 2014

    Well, THAT takes balls!

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  6. Jon2:08 PM, June 11, 2014

    I say "Balls to the World Cup!" Jx

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    1. The Mistress10:02 PM, June 11, 2014

      JON: A testicle with teeth?

      The male version of vagina dentata?

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  7. normadesmond4:51 PM, June 11, 2014

    if this is what i would see, i might
    actually pay attention to futbol.

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    1. The Mistress10:03 PM, June 11, 2014

      NORMA: Please refer to my Shirtless Italian Footballers post for more.

      Caution: You may want to borrow the smelling salts from Miss Scarlet before you click.

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  8. CyberPete5:04 PM, June 11, 2014

    I'd like to say that apparently Dolce & Gabbana worked with the Italian boys. Expect ads.

    Forza Azzuri

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    1. The Mistress10:05 PM, June 11, 2014

      CYBERPETE: As you know, Mistress MJ has a weakness for Italian football players in (or out of) their underwear.

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    2. Jon DeepBlue6:33 AM, June 12, 2014

      Oh my! Italians. Now MY venezuela is crying for help.

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    3. CyberPete10:05 AM, June 12, 2014

      Jon, don't you mean your long vuvuzela?

      The one they fancy blowing (into)

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    4. Jon DeepBlue6:41 AM, June 13, 2014

      I guess so. I don't know any ore. This post has got me a little confused. Hopefully, the new post will straighten me up.

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    5. Jon DeepBlue6:42 AM, June 13, 2014

      I meant "anymore" not "any ore". Oh God! I can't believe this is happening to me.

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  9. BEAST5:05 PM, June 11, 2014

    As usual it's all smouldering vuvevulvas and sweaty balls over here tsk

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    1. The Mistress10:06 PM, June 11, 2014

      BEAST: If it’s too nasty for you here, head on over to Mr. DeVice’s place.

      He’s discussing The Chattering Order of St. Beryl and his Electrolux Model 30.

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice5:31 AM, June 12, 2014

      And almost getting stabbed by Concorde...

      Anyway, enough about Volvos, I have naked Italian footballers to see to.

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    3. Anonymous8:17 AM, June 12, 2014

      You are an Alpha-Romeo-man if I remember correctly.

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    4. The Mistress8:30 AM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: Mr. DeVice is more of a broom man.

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    5. Inexplicable DeVice3:00 PM, June 12, 2014

      You remember correctly indeed, Mago. The Host is a big fan of those lithe & sculpted Italian bodies, while I, as MJ points out, do prefer a long hard shaft to sit on!

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  10. Jon DeepBlue6:55 PM, June 11, 2014

    Can someone explain me what's all the fuss with Venezuela I've been reading in the comments? I mean, there are other good teams at the WC, aren't there? (I wouldn't know since I don't watch professional sports. Well, I don'T watch tv. Period!)

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    1. The Mistress10:06 PM, June 11, 2014

      *bans HUGGY JON for making me explain that it’s VUVUZELA, not Venezuela*

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  11. The Mistress8:03 AM, June 12, 2014

    ATTENTION BITCHES: The caxirola is the new vuvuzela.

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    1. Anonymous8:21 AM, June 12, 2014

      So you will rattle your box instead of blowing the horn ?

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    2. The Mistress8:29 AM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: Rattle THIS!

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    3. Anonymous9:38 AM, June 12, 2014

      You bet !

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    4. Anonymous9:41 AM, June 12, 2014

      TA - link !

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    5. The Mistress11:09 AM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: Update...Caxirolas have been banned from the stadiums.

      And leave your beach balls at home. Those have been banned too.

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    6. Anonymous5:18 PM, June 12, 2014

      WHat about inflatable penisses or sheep ? Sadly the inflatable pigs never took off ...

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    7. The Mistress10:41 PM, June 12, 2014

      MAGO: You can buy those inflatable penisses wholesale with your image or logo printed onto them.

      We should have “I’m an Infomaniac Bitch” printed onto them and take them into the stadium.

      How peculiar it must be to work in an inflatable penis factory.

      And now, about that inflatable pig you mentioned…

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    8. normadesmond10:47 PM, June 12, 2014

      i am not buying an inflatable penis with mago's likeness even though i've no idea what his likeness is.

      besides, i'm not blowing up some inflatable penis, just to blow it.

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    9. The Mistress10:48 PM, June 12, 2014

      NORMA: But we can get it for you wholesale!

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    10. normadesmond11:09 PM, June 12, 2014

      i'm not that jewish.

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  12. designing wally10:57 AM, June 12, 2014

    Best reason yet to take up soccer..!

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