Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Sport and Summer and Such

What with watching the World Cup, the onset of summer sunshine, and projects aplenty, posts will be sporadic over the next couple of months here on Infomaniac.



I shall see you now and then nonetheless.

Stay tuned, Bitches.

61 comments:

  1. The Mistress is getting her vuvuzela warmed up for the World Cup?

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    1. *Slaps THIS on LX's forehead*

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    2. There isn't anymore place left on LX's forehead.

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    3. HUGGY JON: Then we'll have to flip him over.

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  2. Do we really need to heat about your vuvuzela getting warmed up? Just put that sucker on ice for once.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: Don't think YOU'RE getting away with that comment Missy!

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    2. Just what my bumper needed, more propaganda.

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  3. I wish all footballers looked like that.
    Two words: Wayne Rooney.
    I will be watching Midsomer Murders instead... or teaching Mr Device the mystical value of the Kenwood food mixer. One or the other.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: And for mentioning Wayne Rooney.

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    2. Oops.
      Bet he wears crocs as well...
      Sx

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    3. Did you not read the sticker, Miss Scarlet?

      *double ban in effect*

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    4. I've got a bit of a twitch on!

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    5. JON: It looks like he’s taken first prize in a gurning contest.

      *fetches smelling salts for MISS SCARLET*

      *fetches bucket of cold water to throw over MITZI*

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  4. *messes up decorative arrangement of china penis's and runs for the hills*
    Sx

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    1. I misread that as Chinese penises.

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    2. I knew I should have gone for porcelain percys.
      Sx

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    3. What is the polite plural of penis? It has been bothering me since I tried to write my comment... I'm sure it should be penisi...but that opens up a whole new can of worms.
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    4. Christ, I'm just going to go for 'dicks' and have done with it.
      Sx

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    5. MISS SCARLET: Ha!

      How about “penii” or … PEENEE!

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    6. Nom.pl. penis / penes
      Gen.pl. penium / penum
      Dat.pl. penibus
      Acc.pl. penis / penes / peneis
      Abl.pl. penibus
      Voc.pl. penes !


      Vuvuzela
      Plural would be vuvuzelae, guess it is a regular a-declinition (-arum, -ae, -ae, -is)
      For further information have a look in VORBERG, Gaston: Glossarium Eroticum, Hanau s.a. [1988, reprint] [first edition: Stuttgart 1928-1932]
      Vorberg (1875-1947) was a medic, I found no further biographic information about him.

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    7. MAGO: I want to ride the penibus.

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    1. GROUCHY: You want ‘em, we got ‘em.

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  6. I say "Balls to the World Cup!" Jx

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    1. JON: A testicle with teeth?

      The male version of vagina dentata?

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  7. if this is what i would see, i might
    actually pay attention to futbol.

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    1. NORMA: Please refer to my Shirtless Italian Footballers post for more.

      Caution: You may want to borrow the smelling salts from Miss Scarlet before you click.

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  8. I'd like to say that apparently Dolce & Gabbana worked with the Italian boys. Expect ads.

    Forza Azzuri

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    1. CYBERPETE: As you know, Mistress MJ has a weakness for Italian football players in (or out of) their underwear.

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    2. Oh my! Italians. Now MY venezuela is crying for help.

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    3. Jon, don't you mean your long vuvuzela?

      The one they fancy blowing (into)

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    4. I guess so. I don't know any ore. This post has got me a little confused. Hopefully, the new post will straighten me up.

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    5. I meant "anymore" not "any ore". Oh God! I can't believe this is happening to me.

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  9. As usual it's all smouldering vuvevulvas and sweaty balls over here tsk

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    1. BEAST: If it’s too nasty for you here, head on over to Mr. DeVice’s place.

      He’s discussing The Chattering Order of St. Beryl and his Electrolux Model 30.

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    2. And almost getting stabbed by Concorde...

      Anyway, enough about Volvos, I have naked Italian footballers to see to.

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    3. You are an Alpha-Romeo-man if I remember correctly.

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    4. MAGO: Mr. DeVice is more of a broom man.

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    5. You remember correctly indeed, Mago. The Host is a big fan of those lithe & sculpted Italian bodies, while I, as MJ points out, do prefer a long hard shaft to sit on!

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  10. Can someone explain me what's all the fuss with Venezuela I've been reading in the comments? I mean, there are other good teams at the WC, aren't there? (I wouldn't know since I don't watch professional sports. Well, I don'T watch tv. Period!)

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    1. *bans HUGGY JON for making me explain that it’s VUVUZELA, not Venezuela*

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  11. ATTENTION BITCHES: The caxirola is the new vuvuzela.

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    1. So you will rattle your box instead of blowing the horn ?

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    2. MAGO: Update...Caxirolas have been banned from the stadiums.

      And leave your beach balls at home. Those have been banned too.

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    3. WHat about inflatable penisses or sheep ? Sadly the inflatable pigs never took off ...

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    4. MAGO: You can buy those inflatable penisses wholesale with your image or logo printed onto them.

      We should have “I’m an Infomaniac Bitch” printed onto them and take them into the stadium.

      How peculiar it must be to work in an inflatable penis factory.

      And now, about that inflatable pig you mentioned…

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    5. i am not buying an inflatable penis with mago's likeness even though i've no idea what his likeness is.

      besides, i'm not blowing up some inflatable penis, just to blow it.

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    6. NORMA: But we can get it for you wholesale!

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  12. Best reason yet to take up soccer..!

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