Friday, June 13, 2014

Football Totty: NEYMAR - SHIRTLESS IN HIS UNDERWEAR

It's time for a little football totty. Today we present Brazilian boy wonder Neymar...







You're welcome.

26 comments:

  1. Have you ever noticed tootes, how when you feature a cute boy I'm first alot? My two favorite things, boys and boy wonders!!!! Now ill go back to being banned.

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: The ink was barely dry on the page when you popped up!

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    2. Move over, Maddie, I'm in the queue! Jx

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  2. He must be celebrating his parents being away...

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    1. LX: Next he’ll be dating a transvestite.

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  3. I wish he were more 'swirlish'.

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    1. GROUCHY: Buggers, er, beggars can’t be choosers.

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  4. If it wasn't for World Cup fever, one would think one had somehow left the Evil Universe and ended up at the Good Universe's Infomaniac.
    I never thought I'd say this, but: Hurray for the football! It's the only time the Infomaniac featured men aren't fat and old!

    (although this one is far too twink-like for me and has appalling hair)

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    1. MR. DeVICE: This portion of Infomaniac has been brought to you by Mistress MJ’s benevolent twin.

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    2. I agree with IDV.

      Especially about the hair.

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  5. I find myself in agreement with Mr Devine.
    This young man is too young... and probably doesn't know how to make a nice cup of tea, nor how to decorate a plate with an arrangement of chocolate Hobnobs.
    Maybe I'm just too old, and I have a hunch that I would end up ironing his socks and asking him to tidy his room.
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: Undoubtedly you’d end up washing his smalls.

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  6. I don't know what it is but I love Brazilian men. It's not the fact that they're particularly good around the house; some of them can't even speak English and they're no good at gardening, cleaning or washing. No, Brazilian men excel in one thing, and one thing alone. They're superb in bed! And that is precisely the reason I'm glued (quite literally) to the television at the moment (I'm watching the World Cup, not Playschool).

    Fanny x

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    1. FANNY LOVE: When the World Cup is over, I’ll be straight over with the Goo Gone to peel you off.

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    2. I think it's gonna be painful! x

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  7. I'm shocked by my following statement but I've pondered it for a while now.

    He doesn't do it for me at all.

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    1. CYBERPETE: Well, THAT does it.

      From now on, I'm only posting photos of fat old men with saggy testicles.

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    2. I can tell I'll have to show you the type of men to celebrate (not old and saggy men). Think David Gandy

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    3. CYBERPETE: David Gandy?

      Now there’s an underwear model.

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  8. Well, 'Petra agreed with me earlier, so now it's my turn to agree with him!

    I particularly like Dave in the Christmas M&S ad.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: I can picture you (or one of the SubC's) living in that commercial.

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    2. Perhaps a jaunt over the Cusp is in order? I'm sure we can find something similar there.

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