Saturday, June 07, 2014

Back to the Beach

Back to the bitch beach. Where you'll find Miss Normadesmond...


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  1. Norma On The Rocks, please. Hold the cherry!

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    1. LX: I’m not holding Norma’s cherry, thank you very much.

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  2. I think the pagoda lights up. Sweet.

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    1. PEENEE: Backlighting is best, in Norma’s case.

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  3. GOd, she comes around - from Kopenhagen to Japan ! Norma always had something statuesque.

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    1. MAGO: I’m thinking about having Norma installed in the Infomaniac Sculpture Garden.

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  4. the cold cream i use on the top half is
    utterly useless on the bottom half.

    calgon please, take me away.

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    1. NORMA: So much for your Velva Cream.

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  5. With a bejewelled bikini, you could almost be one of the Darling Mermaid Darlings, Norma.

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    1. MR. DeVICE: I want those pagoda hats for the next Infomaniac Pool Party.

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  6. She gets around old Norma. Is she wearing fishnet tights? I suppose they come in useful when catching crabs amongst the rocks.

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    1. MITZI: Yes, that would explain the fishy odour.

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  7. **walks in**

    **looks around**

    **waves**

    **...walks back out**

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    1. * flings Norma's fishnets after Tazzy in the hope of ensnaring him for MJ's return *

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    2. TAZZY: Yay! It’s one of Yorkshire’s favourite poofs!...a title you now have to share with our Mitzi (above you, doing her best June Whitfield impersonation.)

      MR. DeVICE: Wouldn’t it be delightful to have Tazzy with us here again?

      If Beast is capable of making a return, anything is possible.

      And speaking of Beast, it’s better that you’re flinging fishnets rather than poo, as is Beast’s custom.

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    3. Augusta Prodworthy if you please!

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    4. MITZI, er, Augusta.

      Well, that's ME corrected!

      Carry on.

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    5. A delight, indeed.

      That's having Tazzy back, not poo flinging!

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  8. I always figured the Little Mermaid would look better in horn-rims and a Toni perm. Jx

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    1. JON: Astride an inflatable testicle.

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  9. someone better throw
    me back in, i'm drying up.

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  10. a pretty girl is like a mammary

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  11. Is this where we pay to fling wet sponges at poor Ms Norma?
    Sx

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