Oh my...I've accidentally placed the numbers incorrectly on Norma's cake!
That "9" in "90" should be reversed to a "6" to say "60."
And what's that beside the "a" in "Norma?" Could somebody get a fly swatter?
Happy SIXTIETH birthay, Norma, from all your friends here at Infomaniac.
Happy happy birthday, dear Norma!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Ms Norma!!
ReplyDeleteWho cares about numbers, when there is cake!
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Cake!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Norma!
Happy Birthday m'Lady !
ReplyDeleteJoyeux anniversaire, vielle taupe!
ReplyDelete*sprays Raid liberally all over cake*
i'd really been worried, but i think
ReplyDeletemy hair came out especially good.
Happy Birthday, Norma!
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Cheers and Best wishes for many more years of good food, good friends, and good times!
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I'll pass on the cake as I'm not a big fan of Raid flavored cake; but I will take some ice cream!
Happy Birthday Norma....hope that isn't Smurf jizz
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Norma. I think I'll just pick around the green icing...
ReplyDeleteHappybirthday, or whatever it is you people say in that funny language of yours.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday! (Also Happy Canada Day)
ReplyDeleteI must get myself some prescription lookers cause these £-shop readers are a load of rubbish, I mis read "Norma's cake!" as Norma's casket.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
Deletemitzi, you didn't misread anything.
DeleteHappy Birthday. Norma.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Norma!
ReplyDeletePS: Happy Dominion Day Mistress!
ReplyDeleteYeah, happy CAnada DA !
ReplyDeleteIf I ever have to emigrate ...
~y.
DeleteSorry.
... dschierss ...
DeleteMany Happy Returns.!
ReplyDeleteAll Sixty of Them...
BTW, does anyone knows Mistress' birthday... if she has one.
ReplyDeletenow THAT is a brilliant question.
Deleteso, Murky Jellybeans
.....fess up!
On the eve of All Hallows in 1966 the church clock struck twelve, dogs across Canada began to howl, crops began to fail and the cows stop producing milk little baby Mari-Juana was born.
ReplyDeleteI think a cloud of white light descended, radiating an air of peace, silence and emotion. Then it gave a kind of burbing sound, the cloud dissipated and wide-eyed baby MJ was left in a small wickerbasket. This happened in a remote area somewhere in Nova Scotia, in late summer / early autumn.
ReplyDeleteI always thought MJ was a Newfie. *wink-wink-nudge-nudge*
DeleteThe Mistress is a Newfie? No wonder she knows so many jokes!
DeleteNewfie, I have no clue ?
DeleteShe once admitted to have Irish ancestors - did Irish settle in Newfoundland ? I have absolutely no clue Jon, and "Nova Scotia" was just a guess - it is on my mind-map synonym for "really far out", seriously remote.
In fact nobody knows something for sure regarding the Mistress, the lovely soul of this sacred place stays shrouded in mystery - well done, my love.
BTW the last chance to accidentially bump into the Mistress is gone since the parliamentary cats are removed. She once had mentioned here to go to this place and play with them. No more cats, no more Mistress.
LX: She is a joke! HAHA!
DeleteEr... did I just say that out loud?
MAGO: Take a look at this, you'll understand what newfie really stands for over here. I should have linked there the first time.
I did find a picture of Mistress at the tender age of 12, with her mother. It does give us some clues as to what actually happened to our dear MJ and the horrible torture she endured.
Okay, now I get it. Similar to the Ostfriesen here: Nobody understands them outside Ostfrießland, and there are a lot of jokes about their thickness - but most of these jokes come from themselves.
DeleteMaybe that explains why she's allergic to camouflage clothes, dear Jon.
and here i thought her wings
Deletehad been clipped years ago.
Exactly. MJ's mother, upon realising that she had yet given birth to her seventh son although she always wanted a daughter, decided to raise little Moises Joselito as a girl. It is obvious that the female gender was forced onto our Mistress. Case closed.
DeleteSonny sports an interesting bust, nonetheless.
DeleteThe miracle of surgery.
DeleteTHANK YOU EVERYONE FOR ALL YOUR KIND WORDS & WONDERFUL WISHES!
ReplyDeleteand especially to our hostess with the mostess..xx