Saturday, April 26, 2014

Glitter and Be Gay!

Memo of the Day...
Glitter and be gay! It's Saturday!


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  1. normadesmond9:55 AM, April 26, 2014

    #1

    that 24 karat gold twat is fabulous.
    the usual plated versions always
    leave that awful green ring.

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    1. The Mistress9:59 AM, April 26, 2014

      NORMA: The Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door just moments ago.

      Wouldn't it have been fabulous if I'd answered the door wearing that outfit?

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    2. normadesmond5:45 PM, April 26, 2014

      and said, "fuck that watchtower, watch these!

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    3. The Mistress6:25 PM, April 26, 2014

      NORMA: They would have been mesmorized.

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  2. Mistress Maddie10:08 AM, April 26, 2014

    Magnolia Jennings, I 'll have you know I'm full of glitter and gay everyday, well except Mondays. I must get back to Fredrick's one day.

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    1. The Mistress10:17 AM, April 26, 2014

      MISTRESS MADDIE: You're full of glitter everyday?

      You’re not shitting me, are you?

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  3. LẌ10:09 AM, April 26, 2014

    Easy way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses: show them Infomaniac!

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    1. The Mistress10:18 AM, April 26, 2014

      LX: Obviously they didn’t notice my “Press for Champagne” doorbell.

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  4. ayeM8y10:55 AM, April 26, 2014

    I need a little help feeling glittery today. I feel glitzy instead. Would it be possible to have Rip Taylor stop by and shower me with some glitter?

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    1. The Mistress11:38 AM, April 26, 2014

      AYEM8Y: Imagine my surprise when I went looking for a Rip Taylor throwing confetti clip and found one with your name on it!

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  5. designing wally2:09 PM, April 26, 2014

    Where is Frederick? I feel I must glitter all over his face...

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    1. The Mistress6:26 PM, April 26, 2014

      WALLY: Unfortunately, Frederick died in 1990 but don't let that stop you from enjoying this posthumous glitter gala in his honour.

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice4:11 PM, April 26, 2014

    * skids through glittery excretions to place order *

    I'll have one of those red oriental frocks for doing the housework, plus that green one with the fur space-age ring around the hips, please.

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    1. The Mistress6:26 PM, April 26, 2014

      MR. DeVICE: Because you have such a svelte fiture, you can get away with that “fur space-age ring around the hips” number.

      Everyone hates you for it, of course.

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  7. mrpeenee5:28 PM, April 26, 2014

    It seems sort of like a "Throw on a pair of glamour puss slacks and lounge around the pool" day to me. Low key, ya know?

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    1. The Mistress6:27 PM, April 26, 2014

      PEENEE: I know something’s gone slack but I thought it was Norma’s prolapsed uterus.

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  8. Jon6:36 PM, April 26, 2014

    "Glitter and be Gay"? Moi? Always, dear, always. Jx

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  9. Damien5:28 AM, April 27, 2014

    It has to be at the right angle - but when I glitter, oh my the sparkle :)

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, April 27, 2014

      DAMIEN: It must be Glitter & Be Gay Monday by now in Aussieland.

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    2. Damien9:50 AM, April 27, 2014

      It is Mistress.

      I am wearing the sequined and bedazzled house-cod-piece you sent. It's both functional and decorative.

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    3. The Mistress10:16 AM, April 27, 2014

      DAMIEN: Take it off. You’re blinding us.

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  10. Ms Scarlet6:52 AM, April 27, 2014

    This works on a Sunday as well!
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress8:32 AM, April 27, 2014

      MISS SCARLET: I’d best get my finger out and post something new.

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