Sunday, May 19, 2013

Winner of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!



CLICK HERE to find out who won the coveted Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Hint: The Shorts will be going to Australia for the first time ever!

34 comments:

  1. I am so happy that the winner lives in Oz. Now those despisable 'Shorts will be on the other side of the world. Yay!

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    1. Since everything is backwards and upside down in Australia, will the winner have to wear The Shorts inside out?

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    2. Congratulations to the winner!!!
      Sxx

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    3. This was all so exciting.

      I need a lie-down.

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    1. What?

      You're not going to say, "Did I win yet?"

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  4. I'm still touching myself with excitement...

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    1. Let's hope The Shorts get to you faster than the blowjob bank that I sent to you TWO MONTHS ago that still hasn't arrived in the post.

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    2. yes lets.. and i've saved up $3.75 towards it. I hate it when the punters want change back all the time.

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    3. Blowjob banks are always slower than the Long Island Expressway...

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  5. I wonder if the ghastly things will be seized by customs and burnt as a hazzard to health. I bet your so excited Princess :-)

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    1. BEAST: They won't be seized and burnt until they’ve been on YOUR filthy loins.

      p.s. I must admit that your caption was quite good.

      Not good ENOUGH, mind, but quite good nonetheless.

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  6. Well done to Princess!

    Yay!

    Sorry Ms Scarlet.

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    1. ROSES: Miss Scarlet is always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

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    2. I have spoken to my bank manager.... it seems that I do have enough money to fly to Australia....
      THE SHORTS WILL BE MINE BEFORE THE END OF THE CONTINUOUS WINTER, you mark my words.
      *mad pantomime laugh etc, etc...*
      Sx

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    3. ....maybe it would be easier to intercept them at Norfolk...?
      Sx

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    4. MISS SCARLET: Don’t forget that Prinny is armed to the teeth with pinking shears, seam rippers, and pins and needles.

      Don’t make me outline your body on the floor with tailor’s chalk.

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  7. aren't we really all winners here in infomania?

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    1. NORMA: Until somebody loses an eye.

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  8. Well done Princess! A worthy winner I'm sure.I hope those pesky sniffer dogs at border control don't cause any problems. I thought about entering but with everything going on at the moment and Bonnie Tyler coming 19th at the Eurovision Song Contest, I thought better of it.

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    1. MITIZI: Bonnie Tyler was totally eclipsed by a Dane.

      I hope it didn’t spoil your birthday festivities.

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    2. I'm concerned for Bonnie's well being, because every now and then she falls apart.

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    3. MITZI: She needs a hero.

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  9. "A friend" is upset to find out that the Barenaked Ladies are neither bare nor naked nor ladies.

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    1. But they’re Canadian.

      AND they’ve sung in space!

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    2. I found you a bare naked lady... well, almost naked!

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    3. HUGGY JON: Once again, something has been lost in translation.

      Have you considered ALS? (teehee)

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    4. Ok. Now I'm lost for good. What does the Lou Gehrig's disease have to do with this?

      *panic attack*

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  10. Now Princess can commence to the repair & restoration of this glamor-filled-frock....

    Congrats!!!

    *wally dusts off spiritual Phaff to aid with heavy the darning*

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    1. WALLY: I have suggested that she install a flatulence filter in The Shorts.

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  11. Congratulations Princess TFGES will be a welcome addition to the Australian Visitors Centre along with Priscilla's pink bus, Ms Chamberlain's dingo and Helen Reddy!

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