Sunday, May 26, 2013

Fat Old Men With Their Willies Out

In response to Mr. DeVice's question yesterday in my comments box, "Have I visited the wrong blog? Where are the fat old men with their willies out?"

Fasten your seat belts, Bitches and come along for the ride...

















Cheers, Bitches.
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33 comments:

  1. LẌ8:52 AM, May 26, 2013

    I remember when this was a nice knitting blog.

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  2. Topher9:37 AM, May 26, 2013

    why is the door to the vomitarium locked AGAIN?

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    1. The Mistress9:57 AM, May 26, 2013

      TOPHER: *makes note to install vomitorium when bathroom reno is complete*

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  3. Anonymous10:51 AM, May 26, 2013

    White socks and blue drinks - they are leftovers from the eighties!

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    1. The Mistress11:12 AM, May 26, 2013

      MAGO: Without blue Curaçao, how would the Official Infomaniac Bartender make Flaming Lamborghinis, Oral Sex on the Beach, Blue Hawaiian Screws or Alcoholic Jolly Ranchers?

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    2. Anonymous5:06 PM, May 26, 2013

      The burnt Lambo tastes awful (I'm no friend of Kaffelikör); Oral Sex on the Beach (basical a blue Hawaiian screws) sounds quite right, but never had it; the recipe for Jolly Rancher mentions something called "Everclear" - thank you, those days are definitely over.
      I'd like some Perky Tits and we should definitely have a look at a Pepperschnackerl!

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    3. The Mistress8:19 PM, May 26, 2013

      MAGO: The recipe for Pepperschnackerl says it “creates an unusual 'manly'-tasting cocktail.”

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  4. Mitzi 12:53 PM, May 26, 2013

    Their glands are well versed in salad dodging techniques.

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    1. The Mistress1:36 PM, May 26, 2013

      MITZI: Don't make me show the "tossed salad" photos.

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  5. kabuki zero2:32 PM, May 26, 2013

    kabuki often wondered - Just because they can't see them any longer, why do we now have to view them? A question for the ages, to be sure. MJ continues to enlighten us, and us are thankful.

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    1. The Mistress3:29 PM, May 26, 2013

      kabuki: Infomaniac is not only entertaining and educational, it is enlightening.

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    2. normadesmond8:01 PM, May 26, 2013

      and it brings families
      together...
      or rips them apart.

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    3. The Mistress8:19 PM, May 26, 2013

      NORMA: Kind of like Velcro.

      Or glue.

      Or something that at least looks like glue.

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    4. normadesmond12:45 PM, May 27, 2013

      precisely.

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  6. savannah4:20 PM, May 26, 2013

    OH.DEAR.LORD.

    *sigh* i really don't understand the fascination old men have with white socks, darlin! xoxoxoxox

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    1. The Mistress8:20 PM, May 26, 2013

      SAVANNAH: It’s when they combine the white socks with sandals that really gets me.

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice4:32 PM, May 26, 2013

    Me and my big mouth. I'm sorry everyone.

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    1. Anonymous5:07 PM, May 26, 2013

      What next?

      Cake?

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    2. mrpeenee7:16 PM, May 26, 2013

      I think you deserve all our thanks for getting the place pointed in the right direction again.

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    3. Princess7:28 PM, May 26, 2013

      You should know by now not to taunt the mistress, Mr DeVice... You know she can't wait for an excuse to flaunt her photographic collection of retired house boys.... "Graphic" being the operative word

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  8. Jon DeepBlue7:07 PM, May 26, 2013

    *walks in the Infomaniac lounge*

    Hello Darlings, how are you d.....

    EEEEW!

    *makes a 180 degrees turn and runs out of the lounge*

    So long bitches. If you need me, I'll be at the new strip club right across the street.

    Anybody wants to join me?



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    1. mrpeenee7:15 PM, May 26, 2013

      All those boys are going to be be here some day, holding up their gut up with one hand while pissing on the patio with the other.

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    2. normadesmond8:02 PM, May 26, 2013

      i thought the pissing on
      the patio was a nice touch.

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    3. The Mistress8:21 PM, May 26, 2013

      Pissing on the patio?

      I blame myself for taking so long with the bathroom reno.

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  9. normadesmond8:04 PM, May 26, 2013

    i'm still trying to figure out if guy #1 is in a cadillac.
    i usually get into cadillacs.

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  10. Anonymous9:05 PM, May 26, 2013

    A cadillac arrest in the making ...

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  11. designing wally9:15 PM, May 26, 2013

    Someone's been doing their homework...!

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  12. BlazngScarlet4:31 PM, May 27, 2013

    What is it with the wearing of socks whilst naked????

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