Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

You could win THESE fabulous Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!...

Visit Mr. DeVICE for your chance to enter and win!

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition has been a tradition since 2004. The Shorts have travelled internationally and have been donned by many people including several Infomaniac Bitches. Read the Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to discover more about their amazing journey.

Think of all the Infomaniac Bitch DNA contained in the stainage.

Simply click here to visit Mr. DeVICE. You'll see a photo (which unfortunately you can't unsee) of Mr.DeVICE wearing The Shorts. All you have to do is leave a caption and YOU could be the lucky winner.

Submit your captions by midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, 19th May.

Be a part of it, Bitches!


  1. Unsee it? Why would anyone want that? Why, I'm a picture of elegance and taste incarnate.

  2. Now I have to think about this one. Mr DeVice has more leg than a bucket of chicken, and I adore a bottom boy who thinks he is a power drill top, but MUST we think of all the Infomaniac Bitches DNA contained in the stainage?

    *runs around looking for smelling salts*

  3. I'm fairly jealous of Mr Devine's legs. I could've gone places with a pair of legs like that.

  4. It's a bit quiet here ...

    1. We're all stunned into silence by that photo of Mr. DeVice.

      If those Shorts had been any higher...