Thursday, May 23, 2013

Bathroom Reno

Mistress MJ is busy remodeling one of the bathrooms and having new fixtures installed...


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  1. Anonymous10:31 AM, May 23, 2013

    Wouldn't a new rubber duck be enough?

    Primo!

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  2. normadesmond11:54 AM, May 23, 2013

    when you order the new fixtures,
    make sure the spare toilet tissue holder
    matches the color of the sink & tank.

    it'll make the tiny room feel larger.

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    1. The Mistress1:05 PM, May 23, 2013

      NORMA: Shall I take a houseboy with me to Homo Depot to see if his skin tone matches any of the Pantone chips?

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  3. jason12:08 PM, May 23, 2013

    I don't know.
    Unless you have a crocheted cozy for it, it just looks tacky.

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  4. designing wally12:29 PM, May 23, 2013

    That is one ugly bathroom alright, keep the wall-mount boyfriend & dynamite the rest.
    Always remember to leave out a little candy-dish of Vicodin next to the little soaps for a truly tasteful terlit...

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    1. The Mistress1:06 PM, May 23, 2013

      WALLY: I’ve got it covered.

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    2. Anonymous4:48 PM, May 23, 2013

      I have the tongue spoon rest please!

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    3. The Mistress11:33 PM, May 23, 2013

      MAGO: Yes, you may have the tongue spoon rest.

      I’m not going to ask why.

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  5. Inexplicable DeVice1:00 PM, May 23, 2013

    Eww, gods! Time and again I am horrified and disgusted by the lewd and crass behavours captured on film here. I can't believe anyone would do such things.

    I mean, fancy leaving the toilet lid up...

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    1. The Mistress1:06 PM, May 23, 2013

      MR. DeVICE: It’s no worse than the time you tied the “pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie” around your willie.

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  6. ayeM8y1:23 PM, May 23, 2013

    Oh no! I'm a proponent of conservation and think you should preserve this period gem in it's entirety. Although, he may be a bit awkward for some prudish pee shy guests, others will find him a welcoming presence.

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    1. The Mistress1:44 PM, May 23, 2013

      AYEM8Y: I'll have to consult with Norm of "This Old House."

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    2. normadesmond7:52 PM, May 23, 2013

      and norma from
      "this old hag"
      is chopped liver?

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    3. The Mistress11:33 PM, May 23, 2013

      NORMA: As Thombeau would say, “That’s the word on the street.”

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  7. LẌ4:28 PM, May 23, 2013

    Exorcist Pea Green towel and mat? IKEA?

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  8. BEAST5:30 PM, May 23, 2013

    I would sack your interior designer. The wall coverings are a disgrace

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    1. The Mistress11:34 PM, May 23, 2013

      BEAST: Your bathroom is done using “pebbledash” courtesy of Ma Beastie’s Chick Pea Curry.

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  9. kabuki zero8:58 PM, May 23, 2013

    kabuki is sure the walldo will keeo you out of Better Homes & Gardens. Because kabuki knows things

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    1. The Mistress11:34 PM, May 23, 2013

      kabuki: Mistress MJ happens to know that kabuki signed up to appear on “Bang for Your Buck” but was kicked off the set for misinterpreting the premise behind the show’s title.

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  10. designing wally11:29 PM, May 23, 2013

    I have a great recipe for spam dip..!

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    1. The Mistress11:35 PM, May 23, 2013

      WALLY: I may have to let up the drawbridge on the moat to keep them out.

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    2. designing wally4:51 PM, May 25, 2013

      I did.
      What's a girl to do..?

      let everyone know that they only have to type the one word...

      You are needed, all will type it.

      xoxox
      w

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    3. designing wally4:52 PM, May 25, 2013

      sstupid, click the button...

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