You've probably read all about Princess's win over at Mr. DeVice's place.
Did you know that this will be the FIRST TIME that The Shorts have journeyed to Australia? Or, as some refer to the great continent...Oz, Down Under or Aussieland.
Princess has posted about her victory here so pop 'round to visit her, won't you?
One can only imagine what Princess will do once she gets her hands on The Shorts!
NOTE: A big THANK YOU to Mr. DeVice in England for hosting the last Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition and doing a brilliant job of it.
UPDATE: When you're finished here and at Princess's Palais, visit Mr. DeVice to see a new magazine!
A Desert Holiday!
ReplyDeleteLX: ♫A desert holiday, let's pack the drag away. You take the lunch and tea, I'll take the ecstasy. Fuck off you silly queer, I'm getting out of here. A desert holiday, hip hip hip hip hooray!♫
DeleteOMG! It's the pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie!
ReplyDeleteMR. DeVICE: The “pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie” is jealous of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts and insists on having its own competition.
DeleteIt's so demanding! You know, it's pestering me about getting a magazine of it's own, too?
DeleteIt's own magazine?
DeleteNext, it will be demanding its own blog.
We must draw the line SOMEwhere, Mr. DeVice.
I thought it was a chavette hair scrunchy.
DeleteWhat a wonderful tip to send in to Take A Break magazine.
MITZI: Perfect for the Croyden Facelift.
DeleteDildo Dressups... What a fun game.
ReplyDeleteUp there with "Nekkid Twister" and "Bocce with Ben Wa Balls"....
I'm off to "cop a squizz" ( Ozzie for "have a look at") of IDV's new mag...
Mr. Lax just "copped a feel."
Deletekabuki is damn near overcome with the joyousness and massive celebratory goings on. kudos princess - if that really is your name.
ReplyDeletekabuki: The name “Prince” was already taken.
Deleteyes, Prince Matchabelli. kabuki did him
ReplyDeletekabuki: But are you wearing him?
DeletePrince and the Revolution. Nobody ever told me why he was revolving, but there ya go. I know Prinny is somersaulting with glee at the inedible honor done her royal self. Clasp those shorts to your royal hine with solemn joy, dear one, and go commando for Australia! I salute you.
ReplyDeleteThat funky dildo is wearing a shower scrubbie. Thought I should point that out.
ReplyDeleteMS. NATIONS: Please refer to Mr. DeVice’s comment about the “pink loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie” i.e. the pink shower scrubbie.
DeleteIt keeps popping up in photographs and apparently has a mind of its own.