Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Ladies Who Lunch

The table is set for lunch. Here we see Princess, Norma, Cookie...



and Peenee...



The ladies are looking toward the door. Well, all except for Princess who seems lost in thought.

What's going on here?

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  1. Looking more like the ladies who lurch

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    1. JASON: Also known as the women who wobble.

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  2. They've order pizza delivery from Chippendales and Princess is trying to decide if a Pink Snapper will do as a tip.

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    1. Will do as a tip? Ha! It's the only way I get to give head lately...

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    2. LX & PRINNY: Princess’s pink snapper has been around, if you know what I’m saying.

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    1. MAGO: I agree. Their fish are not fresh.

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  4. The others are wondering when MJ is going to finish blowing the waiter so we can get our damn appetizers. I am meditating on higher things. Tacos.

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    1. PEENEE: Tacos?

      Your “pink taco?”

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  5. Everyone is is trying to think of a polite way of telling Peenee that she has a lampshade on top of her head?
    Sx

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    1. MISS SCARLET: With that hairdo of Peenee’s sprayed within an inch of its life, it’s no wonder that lampshade stays in place.

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  6. I'm sorry if i look a little distracted but I'm just trying to remember the last time I saw My lampshade hat, peenee's is looking terribly familiar to me. I just thought I'd left it on the bus after out last luncheon...

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    1. PRINNY: I don’t know how you can see, wearing that thing.

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  7. Norma told me this would be a formal luncheon.

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    1. COOKIE: You’re the only one who’s made the effort.

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  8. cookie, always accentuating those linebacker shoulders.
    peenee hasn't been well. they say it's lumbago and
    princess has a filbert stuck under her plate. it's been there since 1994.

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    1. NORMA: And you’re wearing eau de jealousy.

      That’s so last season.

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  9. What going on? Well for starters they all except for Prinny could afford a talented plastic surgeon!

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    1. MISTRESS MADDIE: When they say “going under the knife,” I hope Peenee’s not planning to use that butter knife.

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  10. In the Common Room of the Infomaniac College of Deportment, four members of the lower sixth* try to have a sneaky fag (Brit. not US meaning). Princess desperately swallows hers and Cookie fumbles the pack and looks shifty as the door opens to admit Head Mistress MJ!

    * As none of them has ever mastered sitting with their legs crossed**, they've never graduated since first enrolment in 1896.

    ** Princess may look like she's mastered crossed legs, but in reality she's busting for a pee.

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    1. WHat a sharp eye you have!

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    2. MR. DeVICE: I’ve known a sneaky fag or two in my time (US meaning, not British).

      With me as their role model, how could they ever hope to cross their legs?

      MAGO: That’s why Mr. DeVice is coven leader.

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  11. BITCHES: These photos are from a delightful Italian comedy entitled, "Mid-August Lunch"; a film about a man with mounting condo debts, forced to entertain his 93-year-old mother and three other feisty women during a big holiday.

    Seek it out and its equally entertaining sequel, "The Salt of Life."

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