Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Wenis Wednesday

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20 comments:

  1. Hung....by the stockings with care.

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  2. Thats how sailors find the north star. Really.

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  3. Apparently has a ball fondling fetish.

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  4. 3 comments and no one said FIRST???

    SWEET MARY SUNSHINE ARE ALL Y'ALL ON CRACK???


    *laughing like a strung out meth head or someone who's had too much rum spiked eggnog*


    xoxoxoxoxx

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  5. .....And my cock was hung, and pointing to the chimney with care, hoping that SANTA would Soon be here! Now that would be a hell of a landing!!!!! Merry Christmas to you tootes just in case I don't make it back here, so much to get ready before leaving! Your package is also in the mail! Tootles!

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  6. another christmas tableau to warm my cockles

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  7. Don't interrupt me... I'm playing the role of one of the "Three Wise Men" and I'm in the middle of trying to ditch the other two bitches so that I can swallow... er... I mean... follow that star all by my self...

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  8. JASON: Hung....by the stockings with care.

    Something is stirring.

    NATIONS: Thats how sailors find the north star. Really.

    And Rancho First Nations.

    LX: Apparently has a ball fondling fetish.

    Don’t we all?

    SAVANNAH: 3 comments and no one said FIRST???
    SWEET MARY SUNSHINE ARE ALL Y'ALL ON CRACK???
    *laughing like a strung out meth head or someone who's had too much rum spiked eggnog*


    Or was numero uno at the vodka fountain.

    MISTRESS MADDIE: .....And my cock was hung, and pointing to the chimney with care, hoping that SANTA would Soon be here! Now that would be a hell of a landing!!!!! Merry Christmas to you tootes just in case I don't make it back here, so much to get ready before leaving! Your package is also in the mail! Tootles!

    I’ll have an Amy Winehouse holiday!

    Ta, Mistress Maddie and Merry Christmas!

    ZENFANCY: another christmas tableau to warm my cockles

    Here’s a little something extra to warm your cockles.

    PRINCESS: Don't interrupt me... I'm playing the role of one of the "Three Wise Men" and I'm in the middle of trying to ditch the other two bitches so that I can swallow... er... I mean... follow that star all by my self...

    Following your success with Alice in Wonderland, are you making the costumes?

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  9. Obviously aroused by a green bush?
    Sx

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  10. "Don’t we all?"

    I can be in Ottawa by 3 pm!

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  11. Wonderful stocking filler and lovely red baubles too.

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  12. SCARLET: Obviously aroused by a green bush?

    May I suggest a visit to the bush doctor, Miss Scarlet?

    LX: "Don’t we all?"
    I can be in Ottawa by 3 pm!


    Mistress MJ was not putting out a casting call!

    MITZI: Wonderful stocking filler and lovely red baubles too.

    Mistress MJ hopes your stocking gets stuffed to brimming.

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  13. That's a fake, eh! It's not even a real fireplace...

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  14. I like apples but they never have given me an erection. That could change.

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  15. While visions of "sugar plums" danced in their heads .....

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  16. Oh! A nutcracker!!! Now I get it!

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  17. He's fondling the wrong red balls! But on another note: I do like to lick candy canes.

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  18. If I had the dough I'd buy JASON a New York pied-a-terre for THAT witty comment alone...

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  19. Michael, Mistress MJ agrees and just wants to say how much she enjoys reading all the comments from you Bitches.

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