[via Zenfancy]
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good
Thursday, December 22, 2011
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First?
ReplyDeleteReally?
First dibs on the candy cane.
Couldn't you just do a post as adorable as Norma for Christmas...
ReplyDeleteat least once????
*grabs the bottle of whisky and crawls under the sofa*
You can even eat the dishes!!!
ReplyDeleteThe dishes.....
*returns to enjoying double-rye & coke...*
You know, I wondered how my one dates got that fresh peppermint flavor back there. Now I know. Merry Christmas honey!
ReplyDeleteYou know how you keep posting up weenis and botty pictures of people I think I know?
ReplyDeleteYeah.
My ex-husband.
I am serious as a heart attack.
One doesn't forget a rear view like that soon; peroxide blonde ass hair, ringletted microsack, large pink rubber fist hanging out the butthole and all.
Or wait, thats a candy cane! Never mind.
Who can take a butt plug,
ReplyDeletesprinkle it with poo...
why didn't we know how fabulous a lyricist thom is?
ReplyDeleteif sammy davis were alive and saw this,
ReplyDeletehis good eye would pop out.
and now i'm thinking about that other eye,
ReplyDeletestill shiny, staring at the closed lid.
Now.... that is Quite the Christmas spirit...
ReplyDeletekabuki personally avoids miximg sweets with sex. Like gilding a lily, some things need no further adornment. Of course, not everyone has sex as tastefully as kabuki does, and it makes kabuki weep, it really does.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know that this is candy??? How do you know that it's not an umbrella handle????
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm????
Sx
AYEM8Y: First?
ReplyDeleteReally?
First dibs on the candy cane.
Suck it, sweetheart.
DEEP BLUE JON: Couldn't you just do a post as adorable as Norma for Christmas...
at least once????
*grabs the bottle of whisky and crawls under the sofa*
Norma has the market cornered on cuteness.
None of us can compete.
Encore une chose…Regardes par la fenêtre, mon cher….
Un Noël blanc!
WALLY: You can even eat the dishes!!!
The dishes.....
*returns to enjoying double-rye & coke...*
Sing along with The Andrews Sisters.
MISTRESS MADDIE: You know, I wondered how my one dates got that fresh peppermint flavor back there. Now I know. Merry Christmas honey!
Or perhaps they get that minty fresh flavor from Sphincterine!
Merry Christmas! It’s a pleasure to have you here as our newest Infomaniac Bitch.
NATIONS: You know how you keep posting up weenis and botty pictures of people I think I know?
Yeah.
My ex-husband.
I am serious as a heart attack.
One doesn't forget a rear view like that soon; peroxide blonde ass hair, ringletted microsack, large pink rubber fist hanging out the butthole and all.
Or wait, thats a candy cane! Never mind.
Let’s settle this once and for all.
You send me photos of all your lookalike exes and kinfolk and I’ll post them side-by-side with the Infomaniac photo collection and we’ll let our readers be the judges.
THOMBEAU & NORMADESMOND: You Bitches slay me! SLAY me, I say!!!
PRINCESS: Now.... that is Quite the Christmas spirit...
As opposed to Wally’s Christmas spirit(s) of choice…rum and coke.
Isn’t it nice to know that there’s something for everyone?
KABUKI: kabuki personally avoids miximg sweets with sex. Like gilding a lily, some things need no further adornment. Of course, not everyone has sex as tastefully as kabuki does, and it makes kabuki weep, it really does.
Kabuki could be the angel topping my tree.
If you were the sort that tops, that is.
SCARLET: How do you know that this is candy??? How do you know that it's not an umbrella handle????
Hmmmmm????
Because it’s not raining, Miss Scarlet.
I don’t have a photo but “umbrella handle” is mentioned in my list of “objects found up arses” on my Shove It Up Yer Arse post.
*crawls out from underneath the sofa and looks outside*
ReplyDeleteYAY! WET SNOW!
Perfect to make HORNY SNOWMAN
Tabarouette!
ReplyDeleteJon: Encore une chose…un petit cadeau à t'offrir.
ReplyDeleteTeehee.
Yep ! You can ALWAYS count on MJ to be correctly festive for any occasion.
ReplyDeleteMerry XmASS, DAMNIT.
Heff's comment made me spit out my coffee. The picture nearly made me spit up.
ReplyDeletedoes that burn?
Merry Christmas to you MJ and to everyone at Infomaniac.
Make sure to tip your houseboys properly. xoxox
Hat's off to Thombeau:
ReplyDeleteWho could take big fist (Who could take big fist)
Lube it up with goo (Lube it up with goo)
Stretch you hole, and pull out, all cover with poo
The Thombeau Man (The Thombeau Man )
Oh, the Thombeau Man can (The Thombeau Man can)
The Thombeau Man can
'Cause he mixes it with elbow grease and Alboline
And he makes world feel good
(Makes the world feel good)
I want to thank all of you for a very merry holiday and a huge laugh! MJ, really you are a highlight to my day. Normadesmond and the Sammy Davis good eye comment and Scarlett and the umbrella...folks you are killing me!
ReplyDeleteIf you say the Candyman's name five times, he will cum.
ReplyDeleteWishing you (and umbrella boy) the best Christmas ever.
ReplyDeleteSo, Cool Cookie's been hittin' the eggnog again, I see. All the better to make the Yuletide gay!
ReplyDeleteFor the record, my fisting days are behind me.
HEFF: Yep ! You can ALWAYS count on MJ to be correctly festive for any occasion.
ReplyDeleteMerry XmASS, DAMNIT.
Look what you’ve done to Boxer!
BOXER: Heff's comment made me spit out my coffee. The picture nearly made me spit up.
does that burn?
Merry Christmas to you MJ and to everyone at Infomaniac.
Make sure to tip your houseboys properly. xoxox
You KNOW how I feel about leaving bodily fluids on my blog.
Clean it up and a Merry Christmas to you.
COOKIE: Hat's off to Thombeau:
Who could take big fist (Who could take big fist)
Lube it up with goo (Lube it up with goo)
Stretch you hole, and pull out, all cover with poo
The Thombeau Man (The Thombeau Man )
Oh, the Thombeau Man can (The Thombeau Man can)
The Thombeau Man can
'Cause he mixes it with elbow grease and Alboline
And he makes world feel good
(Makes the world feel good)
If Mistress MJ were tossed into a room with you and Thom and Norma, she’d be carted off in a straightjacket in a matter of minutes.
And I mean that in a good way.
KELLY RED: I want to thank all of you for a very merry holiday and a huge laugh! MJ, really you are a highlight to my day. Normadesmond and the Sammy Davis good eye comment and Scarlett and the umbrella...folks you are killing me!
It’s you Bitches with your comments that REALLY make this blog.
KAPI: If you say the Candyman's name five times, he will cum.
I dare you.
LX: Wishing you (and umbrella boy) the best Christmas ever.
Ein frohes Fest! to the "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer" and "Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ."
THOMBEAU: So, Cool Cookie's been hittin' the eggnog again, I see. All the better to make the Yuletide gay!
For the record, my fisting days are behind me.
“Behind” you…ha!
Oh ... that is just ..... oh .... that reminds me, I am probably due to get my first prostate exam soon.
ReplyDeleteEPIC FAIL: Oh ... that is just ..... oh .... that reminds me, I am probably due to get my first prostate exam soon.
ReplyDeleteLet Mistress MJ take care of that for you.
apparently the Candy Man can...
ReplyDeleteMICHAEL GUY: apparently the Candy Man can...
ReplyDeleteSatisfying and delicious.