My usual reaction to the perverse dickpix is either "ouch" or "where the fuck did you find THAT?" but I'm positively delighted by this one. I think it's the wistful eyebrows.
kabuki will be right back, just need to step into the kitchen to find something to GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT! My hopes for a tasteful weiner wednesday are now dashed.
THOMBEAU: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently the cowl-neck is making a comeback.
Yay! Congratulations on your first “first!”
No doubt you assumed this is a sale on cowl-necks and you’ve pushed to the front of the line with your canister of pepper spray.
JASON: This is not what he meant when he asked to get head.
Some “gag.”
LULU: You never fail to strike me dumb. Best wishes for a fabulously rude 2012 MJ xxxx
Blame Ms. Nations for sending this photo to me!
Happy New Year, Miss Lulu.
AYEM8Y: Think with your dick.
A lot of women complain that men DO think with their dicks.
DEEP BLUE JON: Alien: The Next Generation, starring Sigourney Wiener!
Ha!!! Très amusant!
PRINCESS: Ah... Good! Ms Nations has finally developed a tool for her "Mini Phrenology Classes" I hear Knob feelers the world over rejoicing...
A “tool”…heh.
THOMBEAU: DeepBlue: Sigourney Wiener! HA!!!
I know!
And English is Deep Blue’s second language!
I’m not that funny in my native tongue!
MISTRESS MADDIE: Oh my, could you imagine that poping out to greet you!?!
Don’t tell me you’ve never tried it yourself with a felt marker.
STACIA: My usual reaction to the perverse dickpix is either "ouch" or "where the fuck did you find THAT?" but I'm positively delighted by this one. I think it's the wistful eyebrows.
Kudos for finding this go to Ms. First Nations: Queen of the Flatbutt Tribe and Infomaniac Bitch.
NORMADESMOND: a neck audrey hepburn would covet.
It just needs a pearl necklace to complete the look.
KABUKI: kabuki will be right back, just need to step into the kitchen to find something to GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT! My hopes for a tasteful weiner wednesday are now dashed.
Would you settle for a TASTY wiener?
MS. NATIONS: Guess what? I GOT A STAR TREK SHOT GLASS FOR CHRISTMAS!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteApparently the cowl-neck is making a comeback.
ReplyDeleteThis is not what he meant when he asked to get head.
ReplyDeleteYou never fail to strike me dumb.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes for a fabulously rude 2012 MJ xxxx
Think with your dick.
ReplyDeleteAlien: The Next Generation, starring Sigourney Wiener!
ReplyDeleteAh... Good! Ms Nations has finally developed a tool for her "Mini Phrenology Classes"
ReplyDeleteI hear Knob feelers the world over rejoicing...
DeepBlue: Sigourney Wiener! HA!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my, could you imagine that poping out to greet you!?!
ReplyDeleteMy usual reaction to the perverse dickpix is either "ouch" or "where the fuck did you find THAT?" but I'm positively delighted by this one. I think it's the wistful eyebrows.
ReplyDeletea neck audrey hepburn would covet.
ReplyDeletekabuki will be right back, just need to step into the kitchen to find something to GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT! My hopes for a tasteful weiner wednesday are now dashed.
ReplyDeleteGuess what?
ReplyDeleteI GOT A STAR TREK SHOT GLASS FOR CHRISTMAS!
THOMBEAU: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteApparently the cowl-neck is making a comeback.
Yay! Congratulations on your first “first!”
No doubt you assumed this is a sale on cowl-necks and you’ve pushed to the front of the line with your canister of pepper spray.
JASON: This is not what he meant when he asked to get head.
Some “gag.”
LULU: You never fail to strike me dumb.
Best wishes for a fabulously rude 2012 MJ xxxx
Blame Ms. Nations for sending this photo to me!
Happy New Year, Miss Lulu.
AYEM8Y: Think with your dick.
A lot of women complain that men DO think with their dicks.
DEEP BLUE JON: Alien: The Next Generation, starring Sigourney Wiener!
Ha!!! Très amusant!
PRINCESS: Ah... Good! Ms Nations has finally developed a tool for her "Mini Phrenology Classes"
I hear Knob feelers the world over rejoicing...
A “tool”…heh.
THOMBEAU: DeepBlue: Sigourney Wiener! HA!!!
I know!
And English is Deep Blue’s second language!
I’m not that funny in my native tongue!
MISTRESS MADDIE: Oh my, could you imagine that poping out to greet you!?!
Don’t tell me you’ve never tried it yourself with a felt marker.
STACIA: My usual reaction to the perverse dickpix is either "ouch" or "where the fuck did you find THAT?" but I'm positively delighted by this one. I think it's the wistful eyebrows.
Kudos for finding this go to Ms. First Nations: Queen of the Flatbutt Tribe and Infomaniac Bitch.
NORMADESMOND: a neck audrey hepburn would covet.
It just needs a pearl necklace to complete the look.
KABUKI: kabuki will be right back, just need to step into the kitchen to find something to GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT! My hopes for a tasteful weiner wednesday are now dashed.
Would you settle for a TASTY wiener?
MS. NATIONS: Guess what?
I GOT A STAR TREK SHOT GLASS FOR CHRISTMAS!
I got a bottle of Jamesons.
Wanna get together?
Sinead O'Connor has really let herself go.
ReplyDeleteTHOMBEAU: Sinead O'Connor has really let herself go.
ReplyDeleteHence the 16-day marriage!