Thursday, December 29, 2011

I Feel Naked Without My…


I feel naked without my (fill in the blank, Bitches)

17 comments:

  1. First! Woo Hoo!

    *does a little happy dance*

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  2. I feel naked without my perfume. Any of them. And I have 14 bottles of them. Not that I wear them all at once.

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  3. ROSES: I’m picking up a hint of cheese.

    LULU: Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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  4. Mistress, that's just wrong.

    Why would anyone want to smell of rancid feet?

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  5. TOPHER: eyeliner and lipstick on

    And might I add you look lovely?

    ROSES: Mistress, that's just wrong.
    Why would anyone want to smell of rancid feet?


    Or unwashed cock, for that matter.

    WALLY: Twig & berries...

    Festive!

    TB: pearls.

    Necklace, of course.

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  6. It's a knock off, isn't it, Norma?

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  7. I feel naked without my pubic afro.

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  8. AYEM8Y & THOMBEAU: Your pubic, er, public awaits you.

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  9. Cookie, you need to wear a virus shield.

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