I think this one may be enough for the whole damn month.
Every time a bell rings...
dingle bells, dingle bells
talk about a joy stick, sugar! xoxox
.... 'a ring-ting-ting-a-ling-ting-ting-ting-a-ling-too.....
Someone is going to have minty fresh breath...
Is that for me?Oh thank you, just what I always wanted.(tinsel looks a bit scratchy though)
The elves have been busy this year, I dare say.
This is all well and good, but where am I supposed to plug in the fairy lights?Sx
some gays just don't have the decorating gene: look at how that tinsel is arranged! Sad really.
Silver balls...it's Christmas time in the city....
That candy cane just makes me shiver...
He should have mown the lawn before...!
Dr. Patel said that you should never stick a candy cane in you penis not that I called to ask. It's in one of his office pamphlets.
Does Candy make you randy?Trimming the tree? Trimming the bush first might have been a better option!Nice Package...
I like the bush, helps keep you cozy for the season. Maybe he could have braided it like a garland?Hai Jon, Princess! & everyone else too!!
You know how when you're a kid and you have a candy cane and you lick it down to a nice point over time, and you look at it and think....See, my first thought was always 'sneak up on cousin X and poke him in the neck'. Not 'hmmmmmm...wonder if this would fit up my urethra?'
do you think the peppermint burns?
What exactly means "getting hooked"?
kabuki is so very grateful someone forgot the mistletoe. whew!
I think this one may be enough for the whole damn month.
ReplyDeleteEvery time a bell rings...
ReplyDeletedingle bells, dingle bells
ReplyDeletetalk about a joy stick, sugar! xoxox
ReplyDelete.... 'a ring-ting-ting-a-ling-ting-ting-ting-a-ling-too.....
ReplyDeleteSomeone is going to have minty fresh breath...
ReplyDeleteIs that for me?
ReplyDeleteOh thank you, just what I always wanted.
(tinsel looks a bit scratchy though)
The elves have been busy this year, I dare say.
ReplyDeleteThis is all well and good, but where am I supposed to plug in the fairy lights?
ReplyDeleteSx
some gays just don't have the decorating gene: look at how that tinsel is arranged! Sad really.
ReplyDeleteSilver balls...it's Christmas time in the city....
ReplyDeleteThat candy cane just makes me shiver...
ReplyDeleteHe should have mown the lawn before...!
ReplyDeleteDr. Patel said that you should never stick a candy cane in you penis not that I called to ask. It's in one of his office pamphlets.
ReplyDeleteDoes Candy make you randy?
ReplyDeleteTrimming the tree? Trimming the bush first might have been a better option!
Nice Package...
I like the bush, helps keep you cozy for the season. Maybe he could have braided it like a garland?
ReplyDeleteHai Jon, Princess! & everyone else too!!
You know how when you're a kid and you have a candy cane and you lick it down to a nice point over time, and you look at it and think....
ReplyDeleteSee, my first thought was always 'sneak up on cousin X and poke him in the neck'. Not 'hmmmmmm...wonder if this would fit up my urethra?'
do you think the peppermint burns?
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly means "getting hooked"?
ReplyDeletekabuki is so very grateful someone forgot the mistletoe. whew!
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