Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Wenis Wednesday - The BirkenCOCK

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25 comments:

  1. LẌ10:32 PM, December 13, 2011

    BirkenCROCS!

    Freudian slip showing, eh?

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  2. DeepBlue10:42 PM, December 13, 2011

    Lx forgot to say "First"!

    Does it mean the spot is free??

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  3. savannah10:53 PM, December 13, 2011

    well, xl didn't sy it and deep blue didnt say it...

    so, by default: FIRST!!!!!!


    xoxoxox

    *very ugly shoe*

    *same for the willie*

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  4. normadesmond11:10 PM, December 13, 2011

    sandals in december, how gauche.

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  5. Jenny11:15 PM, December 13, 2011

    bwahahahahahahahahahahah.

    LX is reading my mind!

    bwahahahahahahhahaahah

    **grabs inhaler**

    bwahahahahahhahah

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  6. designing wally11:47 PM, December 13, 2011

    I thought that this was a lesbian free zone......

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  7. KJ12:12 AM, December 14, 2011

    Is that a child sized Birkenstock?

    Oh hai everyone!!!!

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  8. Roses2:49 AM, December 14, 2011

    I'd be concerned about the Birks smelling of cock after.

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  9. Kapitano3:47 AM, December 14, 2011

    Is that how shoe fetishes start?

    (Or how they finish?)

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  10. Ms Scarlet4:34 AM, December 14, 2011

    That's old furry one toe... you should see his other foot...
    Sx

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  11. The Mistress6:34 AM, December 14, 2011

    LX: BirkenCROCS!
    Freudian slip showing, eh?

    Do NOT mention the C word!

    Obviously you need to be sent back to the slappers.

    DEEP BLUE JON: Lx forgot to say "First"!
    Does it mean the spot is free??

    That is correct.

    However…see comment from Savannah.

    SAVANNAH: well, xl didn't sy it and deep blue didnt say it...
    so, by default: FIRST!!!!!!
    *very ugly shoe*
    *same for the willie*

    Yay! You’re FIRST!

    NORMADESMOND: sandals in december, how gauche.

    We can’t see if he’s wearing white as well.

    BOXER: bwahahahahahahahahahahah.
    LX is reading my mind!
    bwahahahahahahhahaahah
    **grabs inhaler**
    bwahahahahahhahah

    Your vodka inhaler?

    WALLY: I thought that this was a lesbian free zone......

    You’re looking for a free lesbian?

    Have you tried Home Depot?

    UTE: Is that a child sized Birkenstock?
    Oh hai everyone!!!!

    Where have YOU been?

    And oh dear, I believe you’re right!

    ROSES: I'd be concerned about the Birks smelling of cock after.

    What do the cocks you associate with SMELL like, Miss Roses?

    KAPI: Is that how shoe fetishes start?
    (Or how they finish?)

    It’s a happy ending.

    SCARLET: That's old furry one toe... you should see his other foot...

    You won’t see THIS on the Woodentops!

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  12. Princess7:15 AM, December 14, 2011

    and not a skerrick of manscaping to be seen... How refreshing.

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  13. Princess7:15 AM, December 14, 2011

    but that Lesbian could do with a shave...

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  14. The Mistress7:45 AM, December 14, 2011

    PRINCESS: and not a skerrick of manscaping to be seen... How refreshing.
    but that Lesbian could do with a shave...

    There are times when I am grateful that I’m not an aesthetician.

    This is one of them.

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  15. Topher8:55 AM, December 14, 2011

    I thought one wore dark sox with sandals? Where are the sox? Where? Where?

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  16. The Cool Cookie9:20 AM, December 14, 2011

    Mmmmmmm I love the taste of cork....

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  17. Mitzi 10:06 AM, December 14, 2011

    Can athletes foot spread to other parts of the body? erm, I have a friend who wants to know.

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  18. Heff10:09 AM, December 14, 2011

    How in the HELL ?!?!

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  19. FirstNations10:49 AM, December 14, 2011

    Somewhere out there, a baby hippie is looking for his other sandal.

    Not only bell-ended, but teabagged and ball-fro'd as well. That sandal needs to be burned now. Someone buy the baby hippie a new pair. It's the only humane choice.

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  20. The Mistress11:17 AM, December 14, 2011

    TOPHER: I thought one wore dark sox with sandals? Where are the sox? Where? Where?

    Did you not get my memo?

    COOKIE: Mmmmmmm I love the taste of cork....

    You wouldn’t want to be picking pieces of it out of your sandal though.

    Perhaps you’d prefer a screw top?

    MITZI: Can athletes foot spread to other parts of the body? erm, I have a friend who wants to know.

    Yes!

    “Athlete's foot can also spread to the palms of your hands, GROIN, or underarms if you touch your feet and then touch another area of your body.”

    HEFF: How in the HELL ?!?!

    No titties today, Heff.

    NATIONS: Somewhere out there, a baby hippie is looking for his other sandal.
    Not only bell-ended, but teabagged and ball-fro'd as well. That sandal needs to be burned now. Someone buy the baby hippie a new pair. It's the only humane choice.

    There’s a support group for adult children of hippies if he doesn’t find it.

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  21. Miss Sunshine11:31 AM, December 14, 2011

    Second!!! (it's not too late is it?)

    No worries baby hippie can have and old pair of mine. The support group taught me how to share....


    Hai Jon, Princess!!

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  22. KellyRed11:56 AM, December 14, 2011

    It does look like a child's shoe, not flattering for the wearer. And the fuzzy sock has a hole in the toe!

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  23. The Mistress1:17 PM, December 14, 2011

    COREYJO: Second!!! (it's not too late is it?)
    No worries baby hippie can have and old pair of mine. The support group taught me how to share....
    Hai Jon, Princess!!

    Thank you, Rainbow Dharma Moonchild.

    KELLY RED: It does look like a child's shoe, not flattering for the wearer. And the fuzzy sock has a hole in the toe!

    A hole in the toe?

    Darn!

    Geddit?

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  24. Lulu LaBonne7:00 PM, December 14, 2011

    can I be THIRD!!

    Oh nice cock MJ xx

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  25. The Mistress10:54 PM, December 14, 2011

    Bronze goes to Miss Lulu.

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