Tuesday, December 13, 2011

To Shave, or Not to Shave

That is the question.

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Where do you stand on the issue, Bitches?

(This topic applies to any and all genders.)

Note: There's a birthday post below this one for Geoff!
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27 comments:

  1. jason10:40 PM, December 12, 2011

    I think shaving is an abomination, well, unless it's done in a cute poodle cut.

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  2. Anonymous10:57 PM, December 12, 2011

    DON'T DO IT!

    A little trim here and there is fine, but shaving it all of is just...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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  3. LẌ11:17 PM, December 12, 2011

    Just don't get anything on the pillows is all I ask.

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  4. Jenny11:20 PM, December 12, 2011

    4th?

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  5. Princess12:34 AM, December 13, 2011

    Why is it that these days there a huge marketing push for both men and women to look prepubescent by shaving everything off?

    Leave the fur alone I say...

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  6. FirstNations1:04 AM, December 13, 2011

    women: if it looks like you're having your happy place nuzzled by a puli, shave it.
    men: if your ball fro is long enough to fricken' BRAID, trim that stuff now.
    mj: my moustache is better than your moustache. don't hate.

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  7. ayeM8y2:51 AM, December 13, 2011

    The shaving is so last century!

    I trim the ears nose and chest hair.

    I shave the nut sack and butt-hole hair.

    I like a man to be a man not a fetus.

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  8. Ms Scarlet6:35 AM, December 13, 2011

    Tidy... but not bald... there is creativity in topiary.
    Sx

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  9. Anonymous7:02 AM, December 13, 2011

    step away from my razor!!!!!!!

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  10. Topher7:03 AM, December 13, 2011

    I've earned every one so dealydammit, they are staying (except on my face) although I do shave my shoulders

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  11. Kapitano7:44 AM, December 13, 2011

    Hair is extremely inconvenient stuff.

    On the legs and arms is has no function at all. On the chest is serves only to make suntan lotion difficult to apply (unless you're a woman, in which case there's probably specialist websites that want you to pose for them).

    On the back it's a pig to wash. Under the arms it's uncomfortable. On the face it collects crumbs. On the head it collects dandruff. And on your scrotum it just keeps growing back, forcing me to spend money on razors for the rest of my life.

    (If you're a woman and you've got hair on your scrotum then...you're either very clever or slightly confused.)

    Every time I go out on a date, I've got to spend half an hour shaving my face, shaving my head, shaving my chest and reshaving my balls. It's a date, not an gala event to raise the stock of Gilette. Gah.

    But I have to admit, I do like men with red hair. If you're ginger on top and smooth underneath, maybe with spectacles and a nerdy awkwardness...then I'll be your stylist any day.

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  12. DeepBlue8:30 AM, December 13, 2011

    I have NO idea what you guys are talking about...

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  13. TB9:07 AM, December 13, 2011

    I prefer that my playmates be shaved or trimmed. If I need to floss I'll use the kind you buy at the drugstore. "Mr. Clean" was my first boy crush so the image of shaved musclemen may be indicative of my preference.

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  14. normadesmond9:47 AM, December 13, 2011

    i suppose jerry sandusky will enjoy the shaved look.
    next best thing.

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  15. The Mistress10:47 AM, December 13, 2011

    BITCHES: For the majority of you, I’m cancelling your appointments with Mr. Baldnutz.

    A note to the ladies: If you want heart-shapes, stars and lightning bolts, try Jenna’s Hot Trimmer.

    Did someone mention topiary?

    And did somebody else mention gingers?

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  16. LẌ10:48 AM, December 13, 2011

    I forgot to mention cake!

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  17. Ms Scarlet10:50 AM, December 13, 2011

    There is something unpleasantly erotic about that ginger picture.
    Sx

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  18. KellyRed12:27 PM, December 13, 2011

    Trim so it's neat (both men and women) but the bald look is ever so kiddie porn scary.

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  19. Kapitano2:41 PM, December 13, 2011

    Not ginger, but definitely scaped.

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  20. The Mistress3:00 PM, December 13, 2011

    Did someone mention cake?

    @Kapi: The arrow on his body is pointing south, just in case you don’t know where to go.

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  21. Thombeau4:37 PM, December 13, 2011

    Pubic hair is sexy. So is chest hair, pit hair, etc...

    Razor stubble is NOT sexy, and neither is the pre-pubescent look.

    Once shaving pubes became a trend, those who followed that trend showed themselves for the conformists they truly are.

    I have spoken!

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  22. designing wally5:51 PM, December 13, 2011

    What Thom said , to a T...

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  23. hayward9:13 PM, December 13, 2011

    I agree with Mean Dirty. MJ please have someone shave that thing in the egg cup.

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  24. The Mistress10:23 PM, December 13, 2011

    THOMBEAU has spoken!

    All hail Thombeau!

    Welcome back, WALLY and HAYWARD!

    Mistress MJ loves hairy arses!!!

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  25. designing wally11:49 PM, December 13, 2011

    Hail, hail!

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  26. The Cool Cookie9:23 AM, December 14, 2011

    Now I personally love it bush, trimmed or shaved. The shaved look doesn't suit all men, but on a pig who's gettiong fisted, its a favorite.

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  27. The Mistress11:15 AM, December 14, 2011

    COOKIE: Now I personally love it bush, trimmed or shaved. The shaved look doesn't suit all men, but on a pig who's gettiong fisted, its a favorite.

    I shall make note of that under “Cookie’s faves.”

    When is your birthday again?

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