Wednesday, December 07, 2011

Public Service Announcement #14

Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should.


This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.
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28 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:25 PM, December 07, 2011

    YAY FIRST!

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  2. Anonymous10:28 PM, December 07, 2011

    Oh holy Donnn ...

    Reproducing is accidential.

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  3. LẌ11:28 PM, December 07, 2011

    Not likely here.

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  4. savannah12:07 AM, December 08, 2011

    well, i'm done, sugar! but i still like trying! ;) xooxoxox


    oh hai, mago and xl!

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  5. Roses2:53 AM, December 08, 2011

    Oh hai mago, LX and Savannah!

    Ummm...I think there are a lot of people who should justify *why* they should be allowed to breed.

    Politicians come immediately to mind.

    As for me, I'm like Savannah. I can practice as much as I like...even if I don't have the opportunity.

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  6. The Mistress5:24 AM, December 08, 2011

    BITCHES: Keep practicing but remember to put a sock on it.

    After all, the world population recently hit 7 billion.

    Take this quiz to see how YOU fit into the world picture.

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  7. Ms Scarlet5:33 AM, December 08, 2011

    I have decided that it's wiser for me not to add to the gene pool.
    I always wear socks.
    Sx

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  8. Ms Scarlet5:35 AM, December 08, 2011

    I was the 3,313,767,086th person alive on Earth!
    Sx

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  9. The Mistress5:39 AM, December 08, 2011

    SCARLET: I have decided that it's wiser for me not to add to the gene pool.
    I always wear socks.

    Please do not wear your socks with sandals!

    SCARLET: I was the 3,313,767,086th person alive on Earth!

    Thankfully that quiz did the math FOR us.

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  10. Topher6:45 AM, December 08, 2011

    Kids should be required to take parenting classes before being able to access or accessorize their pubescent hormones and perform the nasty.

    I always wear socks but never with sandals (I don't even OWN a pair)

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  11. The Mistress7:11 AM, December 08, 2011

    TOPHER: Kids should be required to take parenting classes before being able to access or accessorize their pubescent hormones and perform the nasty.
    I always wear socks but never with sandals (I don't even OWN a pair)

    On the other hand, the sooner you have kids, the sooner they’re out of the house.

    But then again, there’s Generation Y.

    Hmmm…you like socks, do you?

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  12. TB8:11 AM, December 08, 2011

    Considering the make up of most of the followers of this blog it would be scary if they did. The possible offspring of the pairing of Kabuki Zero and First Nations as an example.

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  13. normadesmond9:24 AM, December 08, 2011

    mass sterilization, yah!

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  14. designing wally9:37 AM, December 08, 2011

    Less Storks!!!

    More Swallows!!!

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  15. BlazngScarlet10:11 AM, December 08, 2011

    The baby factory has been shut down for a few years ... but next week the entire system is coming out!

    On a side note, my Grandmother used to say that all the time! lol

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  16. The Mistress10:56 AM, December 08, 2011

    TB: Considering the make up of most of the followers of this blog it would be scary if they did. The possible offspring of the pairing of Kabuki Zero and First Nations as an example.

    Now that I’d like to see!

    I think there is an entire future post in this idea, TB.

    NORMADESMOND: mass sterilization, yah!

    Well, SOMEBODY had to say it!

    WALLY: Less Storks!!!
    More Swallows!!!

    Ha!!!!!

    BLAZNG SCARLET: The baby factory has been shut down for a few years ... but next week the entire system is coming out!
    On a side note, my Grandmother used to say that all the time! lol

    Which line did you grandmother used to say?

    Was it “Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should” or was it “Less Storks!!! More Swallows!!!”?

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  17. Geoff10:59 AM, December 08, 2011

    You're selfish if you do, selfish if you don't. You can't win.

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  18. The Mistress11:07 AM, December 08, 2011

    GEOFF: You're selfish if you do, selfish if you don't. You can't win.

    I find a “Sod off, cunt” works well with such folk.

    Said with a smile, of course.

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  19. FirstNations11:39 AM, December 08, 2011

    Kabuki Zero and I have ALREADY bred your new masters!! *tosses turkey baster into dishwasher*

    The future is fabulous, and there are lots of small fires.

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  20. FirstNations11:41 AM, December 08, 2011

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*burp*ahahahahaaaaa!

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  21. The Mistress12:00 PM, December 08, 2011

    NATIONS: Kabuki Zero and I have ALREADY bred your new masters!! *tosses turkey baster into dishwasher*
    The future is fabulous, and there are lots of small fires.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!*burp*ahahahahaaaaa!

    Oh dear gawd.

    Dozens of little children with big brains and ammunition, dressed in kimonos, raising hell in a desert trailer park.

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  22. Thombeau2:43 PM, December 08, 2011

    Truer words have never been spoken. Or written, as the case may be.

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  23. The Mistress3:44 PM, December 08, 2011

    THOMBEAU: Truer words have never been spoken. Or written, as the case may be.

    Or chalked onto a blackboard, in this case.

    This message should have been depicted long ago in cave pictographs.

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  24. Anonymous4:44 PM, December 08, 2011

    Ask Werner Herzog about it, he did this cave film.
    BTW Herzog's over all this reproducing since Kinsky bite his balls off (Aguirre, wrath of God, director's cut, tehee).

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  25. jason6:52 PM, December 08, 2011

    Isn't this Xerox's new ad campaign?

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  26. Mitzi 7:26 PM, December 08, 2011

    How spoilt and over indulged children are nowadays. Only the other day, I was stood on the kerb edge outside my own house (lets just say, I was waiting for a friend), when a mother and child appeared, the child was doing 'choo-choo' along the kerb edge, holding on to his mother's hand, they got to about a foot to where I was stood, invading my personal space, the little child stamped his foot in agitation because I was in his way, I wasn't going to shift for the little shit house. "Excuse me! Finnley wants to do Choo-choo" the bull dog faced mother actually said that to me! A few choice words in return and she went scurrying away clutching Finnley by the arm saying "what a naughty mister, he won't be getting any presents from Father Christmas.

    The government should put something in the tap water to stop em breeding.

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  27. The Mistress9:50 PM, December 08, 2011

    MAGO: Ask Werner Herzog about it, he did this cave film.
    BTW Herzog's over all this reproducing since Kinsky bite his balls off (Aguirre, wrath of God, director's cut, tehee).

    This is not a good image to think about before Mistress MJ retires to the boudoir.

    JASON: Isn't this Xerox's new ad campaign?

    Well, if it isn’t, it SHOULD be!

    MITZI: How spoilt and over indulged children are nowadays. Only the other day, I was stood on the kerb edge outside my own house (lets just say, I was waiting for a friend), when a mother and child appeared, the child was doing 'choo-choo' along the kerb edge, holding on to his mother's hand, they got to about a foot to where I was stood, invading my personal space, the little child stamped his foot in agitation because I was in his way, I wasn't going to shift for the little shit house. "Excuse me! Finnley wants to do Choo-choo" the bull dog faced mother actually said that to me! A few choice words in return and she went scurrying away clutching Finnley by the arm saying "what a naughty mister, he won't be getting any presents from Father Christmas.
    The government should put something in the tap water to stop em breeding.

    I can only imagine that you yelled at them as they fled, “This is MY corner!”

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  28. savannah10:31 PM, December 08, 2011

    When you were born, you were the:2,520,087,703rd

    wow, how cool was that little quiz!!

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