Monday, June 21, 2010

Mr. Nude Infomaniac Pageant!

It’s time to select the new Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!


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Who will succeed the fabulous Damien Oz aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009?...He who served his Mistress so loyally and with such grace and skill.

Which of our three contestants deserves to wear the tiara, serve Mistress MJ and represent Infomaniac abroad at diplomatic dinners, dignitary functions and supermarket openings?

Oh, and honey? They’re ALL single.

1. EROSWINGS:








2. MICHAEL GUY:







3. AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE):








Everyone may vote. One vote per person, please.

Contestants may vote for themselves if they wish.

The winner will be announced on Wednesday, June 23rd.

A reminder that some of these photos can be enlarged by clicking on them.

Note: If you get tired of looking at hot Infomaniac bitches, why not head on over to IVD’s place where he’s hosting MJ’s Calamitous Comment Compo Caper. And just in case Infomaniac disappears again and I need to start up a new blog, IVD’s also hosting the Name MJ’s New Blog Competition. Although there’s no point in entering as I rather like Kapitano’s choice … MJ's Bloggy-woggy.

42 comments:

  1. gosh, am I first to vote!
    I didn't expect such stiff competition, but I have to cast my vote for Mean Dirty.

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  2. I swooned when I first saw the ice cream dripping down Eros' chest... How long ago was that? And I just did again! My vote is for Eros.... Yum! Can I like that ice cream off???

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  3. I, too, cast my vote for Ayem8y. I especially like how he's pretending the hose is spraying that hedge. As if.

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  4. This is the best sight to wake up to. Aw man, you mean I have to choose?

    I'm voting for Michael Guy.

    Ms Boxer, thanks for bringing the vodka fountain closer.

    *looks for the slices of lime*

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  5. Mr Micheal has a wonderful arse.
    Mr Swings is wonderful.
    Mr Pirate has a wonderful...
    Anyhow, I think this task needs some careful deliberation.
    Sx

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  6. After careful consideration (and lots of clicking-to-make-bigger), I vote for Michael Guy!

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  7. Tough competition, very good entries! I need a bit of consideration.

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  8. not to seem like a cougar stalking...

    BUT,

    my vote is for Eros.

    xoxoxox

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  9. Eros By name Erotic in nature
    I vote for Cupid.

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  10. Oh baby they're all good. I'm voting for Eros.

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  11. EROS has an interesting anadrome!

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  12. Style. Well defined. Natural beauty. Attributes that fit all contestants.

    I vote for Michael Guy.

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  13. gentlemen, this has been quite difficult, but i must place my "X" by mean dirty.

    who knew pushing a lawn mower could do that to a person? i suppose it's a lawn boy.

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  14. Michael Guy for that pensive first pose. My mother always told me to kep my legs crossed and apparently so did Michaels!

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  15. I am honored and humbled to be in the company of such great and talented men! All I really want is World Peace!

    *Strikes a pose, then Smiles and Waves at the crowd and walks away to get ready for the swimsuit portion of the pageant*

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  16. Just one vote? Bah!

    OK then. Michael Guy.

    weeeeeeee.

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  17. Can I have...

    * Eros-wang's chest
    * Michael Gay's arse
    * Mean Dirty Bum Bandit's hose

    ...?

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  18. OMG, it's hard to choose. They all look great!

    After a lot of consideration, I must reckon I'm bewitched by Eroswings' pics. Especially the one where he wears the cowboy hat. WOW! I vote for him!

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  19. The Mr. Nude Infomaniac competition is stiff, oh wait it’s just me that’s stiff. I would like to extend a gracious congratulations to all of the contestants for making it this far and to all for voting. If needed I’ll be in my un-dressing room practicing for the stripper pole event.

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  20. Just popping in. Wait till you see my talent portion: flaming batons to "Night on Bald Mountain" in a Bob Mackie designed thong.

    I would like the judges to have the knowledge that my anal bleach kit is missing from my dressing room. Also I am interested in becoming a dental technician in a third-world country. Preferably a warm one...

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  21. I say Michael Guy just NAILED the question/answer portion of the pagent.

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  22. BITCHES: The polling station remains open on Tuesday.

    It’s going to be a close one.

    Could it be a “hung” vote?

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  23. Need I remind everyone that it is Mr. Nude Infomaniaic Contest! Down to me and Michael. I would gladly share a title. If someone is sweet.

    Strip off!

    Besides I hold numerous titles...Mr. Slut... Official Penis...etc Actually I graciously back down to such a glorious ass... Michael would you marry me on bended knee?

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  24. Hey there, Mr. Mean Pirate! 4th pic of Eros is nekkid... and Michael has a shot in tighty whities, so it's all three of you!

    And if Michael marries you, can I have Eros? I don't seem to be having any luck this side of the border...

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  25. I vote AYEM8Y :) - I can never say no to a cute tuches that does lawn work :)

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  26. What a pleasure it is to click on here in the morning. I'm wiping the sleep from my eyes, drinking coffee and enjoying the totty.

    Yes, I clicked it to big it.

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  27. I will have to deliberate for another 24hrs.
    Sx

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  28. OMG! A marriage proposal right here in the midst of the pageant!! Ayem8y: you sly fox you!

    Just for everyone's edification I would graciously share the esteemed title with either/all contestants. I'm fairly certain my companions would be comfortable in a three-way tie...

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  29. Scarlet's little tongue will tip the scale ...

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  30. Well, all of the men are very fetching, and each has 'ASSets" which can not be denied, but my vote goes to Mean Dirty Pirate because I would love to munch his tanlined ass AND he is the only contestant to show penis (erect, not less). This is a "nude" pagent and he comes the closest to fulfilling that aspect.

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  31. Am I the only person who finds it rather odd that one would necked pictures of oneself doing the gardening or making a cup of coffee......
    Just saying !

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  32. Yes, Mr Beastie, you are.
    All good Infomaniac bitches do everything nekkid.
    Sx

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  33. BITCHES: I'm on my way to work so see to it that your votes are in by early evening Pacific time so I can start getting underway with the crowning.

    And try to keep your hands off each other in the meantime.

    Marriage proposals, ass-munching..I can't turn my back for an instant!

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  34. p.s. The winner will be announced in Wednesday's post.

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  35. Pfffft Miss Scarlet . See you for some nekkid shopping in Asda then

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  36. **runs in, stuffs ballot box and runs out**

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  37. BITCHES: This competition is now officially closed.

    Come back on Wednesday to see who will rule as Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2010!

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