Mistress MJ puts each candidate through a series of rigorous tests…
Only a few prime candidates will go on to compete for the title.
The Mr. Nude Infomaniac Pageant…
Coming soon on Infomaniac.
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1st!
ReplyDeletei am anxious for the prelims. i've got my wetnaps all ready.
ReplyDeleteTHIRD!!!
ReplyDeleteMy money's on Mean Dirty.
ReplyDelete(by which I mean a one dollar bill down his panties)
I'm also throwing my money at Mr Pirate. I live in hope.
ReplyDeleteSx
I see photographs like that, and am left bemused by how google could see fit to ban you.
ReplyDeletehow many entries have y'all had, sugar? *snickering* xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteThe guy with 3 spare tyres in the middle of the pic seems to be slapping the blond cutie pie that queues right before him. Tsk tsk... naughty!
ReplyDeleteXL: 1st!
ReplyDeleteThat was a little hasty.
Perhaps you could help yourself to one of Normadesmond’s wetnaps.
NORMADESMOND: i am anxious for the prelims. i've got my wetnaps all ready.
It’s always best to be prepared.
Mistress MJ admits to having a bit of a swoon over the candidates.
MICHAEL GUY: THIRD!!!
And eager too!
JASON: My money's on Mean Dirty.
(by which I mean a one dollar bill down his panties)
What makes you so certain that Ayem8y’s in the Pageant?
Just because he has a perfect ass?
How shallow do you think I am?
SCARLET: I'm also throwing my money at Mr Pirate. I live in hope.
We’re practically neighbours!
VICU: I see photographs like that, and am left bemused by how google could see fit to ban you.
You may wish to avert your eyes tomorrow.
And why haven’t you put up an adult content warning on that cornucopia of crap you call a blog?
SAVANNAH: how many entries have y'all had, sugar? *snickering*
Unfortunately, they’re a shy group.
Not as many fellas are as willing to bare their bods as they are their arses.
LENI: The guy with 3 spare tyres in the middle of the pic seems to be slapping the blond cutie pie that queues right before him. Tsk tsk... naughty!
He’s been disqualified for bruising the merchandise.
"a little hasty"
ReplyDeleteThank you Mistress for not saying "premature."
XL: Don’t worry. It happens to everyone.
ReplyDeleteI'm looking forward to seeing the contestants strut their stuff.
ReplyDelete*takes up seat in front row, binoculars at the ready*
ROSES: I really don’t think you’ll need those binoculars, if you catch my drift, Miss Roses.
ReplyDeleteA wide angle lens, perhaps.
Roses is lorgnetting the merchandise!
ReplyDeleteXL: Well done, XL.
ReplyDeleteYou remembered my casual mention of the lorgnette here.
One of Mistress MJ’s favourite accessories.
Will there be a talent portion of the pageant/scholarship program?
ReplyDeleteEROS: This is the only talent required of Mr. Nude Infomaniac.
ReplyDelete(thanks to La Diva Cucina for the photo link)
If the candidates look like that (the second picture, not the first), then I'll gladly assist you with the rigorous testing, MJ!
ReplyDeleteLawks Mr Ivd is a chubby chaser.... Ooops sorry you said the second picture did't you(like we believe him)
ReplyDeleteMr. Nude Infomaniac only needs to serve as Heidi's table?
ReplyDelete**drags vodka fountain next to Roses and high fives everyone sitting near me**
ReplyDeleteIVD: If the candidates look like that (the second picture, not the first), then I'll gladly assist you with the rigorous testing, MJ!
ReplyDeleteSee Beast’s comment.
And my response to Beast.
BEAST: Lawks Mr Ivd is a chubby chaser.... Ooops sorry you said the second picture did't you(like we believe him)
We DON’T believe him, Mr. Beastie!
MAGO: Mr. Nude Infomaniac only needs to serve as Heidi's table?
Heidi is standing in for Mistress MJ.
*sudden urge to yodel*
BOXER: **drags vodka fountain next to Roses and high fives everyone sitting near me**
That reminds me …
We need hand sanitizer.